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Chinese Spy Assigned To Date Eric Swalwell Begs To Be Sent To Labor Camp Instead
The Babylon Bee ^
| 12/15/20
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/18/2020 1:03:15 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
Sources within the Chinese government confirmed today that the spy who was assigned to date Rep. Eric Swalwell and get information from him abruptly returned to China and begged to be sent to a labor camp instead.
"Please -- don't make me go back!" she begged after returning to China in 2015. "I'll do anything! I'll break rocks! I'll build a railroad! I'll -- I'll even make shoes for Nike! Just don't make me go back and date that man again!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chinese; spy; swalwell
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To: Pining_4_TX
I hope she was issued a gas mask when they ordered her to date him
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:04:26 PM PST
by
Bob434
To: Bob434
LMAO, I had forgotten about that! His Windsong stays on her mind....
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:05:41 PM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it." ~ Mencken)
To: Pining_4_TX
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Oops, I did a title search and missed this.
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:07:11 PM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it." ~ Mencken)
To: Pining_4_TX
She said “Please don’t make me go back and date Whistlebritches”
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:07:19 PM PST
by
Bob434
To: Bob434
Whistlebritches... I’m going to borrow that one.
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:07:58 PM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it." ~ Mencken)
To: Pining_4_TX
It goes way back to my childhood- my relatives used to always say it about folks- “Well, there goes whitlebritches- He’s full of hot air”
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:12:29 PM PST
by
Bob434
To: Pining_4_TX
Hasn't she suffered enough?
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:32:54 PM PST
by
Wayne07
To: Wayne07
Looks like this guy never got so lucky.
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:35:06 PM PST
by
4yearlurker
(Freedom.....where is she?)
To: Wayne07
Holy crap- is that swallwell?! If so, dang, that girl was definitely committed to the mission!
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:37:37 PM PST
by
Made In The USA
(Ellen Ate Dynamite Good Bye Ellen)
To: Pining_4_TX
I love B. B. but just don’t go to their web site. They have so much crap advertising it drags your computer down. When I forget I end up having to shut down the internet and restart.
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:47:03 PM PST
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
To: Wayne07
Looks like a 5 to 1 weight advantage
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:48:41 PM PST
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
To: dirtymac
for petes sake use an adblocker or brave.
I have no problem there
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posted on
12/18/2020 1:51:12 PM PST
by
Chickensoup
(Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
To: Bob434
"I hope she was issued a gas mask when they ordered her to date him"
Yeah, she was issued the full, standard "Swalwell Pack", but it was still not sufficient.
To: Made In The USA
That one is a Gilbert Wong.
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posted on
12/18/2020 2:25:29 PM PST
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: dirtymac
I do not want to pay his food bill. Looks like 400 plus.
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posted on
12/18/2020 2:25:31 PM PST
by
Lumper20
(If one never served in war-He/she should never be a Gov. Department head.)
To: Made In The USA
That photo seems fake next to photos on line.
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posted on
12/18/2020 2:30:34 PM PST
by
Lumper20
(If one never served in war-He/she should never be a Gov. Department head.)
To: Made In The USA
That’s the mayor of Fremont, CA., another of her projects.To be fair to Swallwell, he is a normal looking human.
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posted on
12/18/2020 2:39:03 PM PST
by
Wayne07
To: Chickensoup
I am technically incompetent and I have no idea how to do what you just said (I have an IT dept. for such thing)
thanks though! It does indicate that there are options out there
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posted on
12/18/2020 3:31:19 PM PST
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
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