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What is your IQ?
email from friend | 3/11/2021 | unknown

Posted on 03/11/2021 4:44:12 AM PST by sodpoodle

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says," 168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious..So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: robots
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1 posted on 03/11/2021 4:44:13 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

A classic..


2 posted on 03/11/2021 4:47:51 AM PST by Chainmail (Remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence)
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To: sodpoodle

Love ya Sod.....Sac


3 posted on 03/11/2021 4:48:15 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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Good one! I’ll have to tell that to my Biden loving neighbor, who I refer to as Comrade Phil.


4 posted on 03/11/2021 4:48:35 AM PST by albie
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Love it! Gonna go share it with my Biden voting family members.


5 posted on 03/11/2021 4:49:13 AM PST by mouse1
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To: Sacajaweau; mouse1; Chainmail; albie

;)


6 posted on 03/11/2021 4:54:11 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle

Lol good one, sodpoodle! Love it.


7 posted on 03/11/2021 4:55:37 AM PST by JudyinCanada (Aim low, avoid disappointment.)
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To: sodpoodle

The cheating technique used in the 2020 elections, which was to take over the vote counting in certain key cities, with a very small number of people (between 200 and 300, by most estimates), has limits, which is why the Democrats still had to campaign, as they couldn’t flip or add votes in areas they didn’t control, which was still most of the country.

So they had to keep it reasonably close in the ‘nicer’ areas. I work with a lot more people closer to that IQ of 158, than to 50. Guess who these ‘geniuses’ voted for in 2020. In fact my friends from growing up, many with IQs closer to 100, all voted for Trump - it was a no-brainer for them.


8 posted on 03/11/2021 5:22:18 AM PST by BobL (TheDonald.win is now Patriots.win)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL!!!

Sodpoodle, I love all your FR postings. Thank you for cheering us up!


9 posted on 03/11/2021 5:28:08 AM PST by jigsaw (God Bless Our Wonderful Troops.)
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To: BobL

“Guess who these ‘geniuses’ voted for in 2020. In fact my friends from growing up, many with IQs closer to 100, all voted for Trump - it was a no-brainer for them.”

An interesting aspect is that IQ, per Jordan Peterson, mostly measures speed of processing. It has nothing to do with character, creativity, decency or respect for one’s fellows. Socialism tends to attract 2 types of people, those who have contempt for themselves and cannot provide well for themselves and those who have contempt for others and need someone to look down upon. It’s a very unhappy ideology.


10 posted on 03/11/2021 5:30:31 AM PST by gspurlock (http://www.backyardfence.wordpress.com)
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks Sodpoodle. I always read them when I run across one of your posts.

They make the day little better.


11 posted on 03/11/2021 5:34:11 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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“Socialism tends to attract 2 types of people, those who have contempt for themselves and cannot provide well for themselves and those who have contempt for others and need someone to look down upon. It’s a very unhappy ideology.”

Clearly so. Literally ALL of the leaders who have pushed Socialism were academically geniuses. They only paid with their lives AFTER the people who got power realized that these ‘geniuses’ could easily turn on them. Before that, they were ‘best-buddies’ with the people they empowered.


12 posted on 03/11/2021 5:43:08 AM PST by BobL (TheDonald.win is now Patriots.win)
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“You people”? Why, that’s racist!

“But you’re white,” said the robot.

“I’m going to have a race and a sex change operation, so I already identify as black and female. And, yes! I am happy I voted for Biden. Now kneel and apologize for your white privilege.”

“But I’m a robot.”

“You said ‘you people,’ which means you’re a racist. Therefore, the only race you can be is white, honky.”

“How can you believe anything so stupid?”

“Don’t ask me. I have a 50 IQ because of your oppression.”


13 posted on 03/11/2021 5:48:30 AM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: sodpoodle

A Muslim, an illegal alien and a gay guy walk into a bar.

Bartender asks “What can I get you, Mr. President?”


14 posted on 03/11/2021 5:49:52 AM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: sodpoodle

15 posted on 03/11/2021 5:51:02 AM PST by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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To: BobL

Socialism is always advocated by people who have never lived under Socialism ..................


16 posted on 03/11/2021 5:52:39 AM PST by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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To: Chainmail

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!


17 posted on 03/11/2021 5:57:43 AM PST by bantam
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To: sodpoodle

Oh, I thought the robot was going to tell him to lay off the sauce, it’s making you stupid.


18 posted on 03/11/2021 6:04:44 AM PST by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: Red Badger

And by people who either fell asleep during history class or thought it unimportant. Or, they went to a school that eliminated history — except for art history. Or, they are technically insane, like they are the ones who repeat the same activity time after time expecting a different result. DemocraticSocialism=Socialism=Communism; and Yes, it has been tried in as many variants as are possible. And, you, you little snowflake are not capable of trying it again and this time making it work. It’s like a perpetual motion machine — show me the plans. No, no, don’t insist on trying it out on “those people over there”. Their lives are just as important as yours. Show me the bloody plans and the data that backs them up.
PSST — it’s a ploy on my part. Asking some boob who believes anything related to socialism to actually “plan” is a time waster — their time. Perhaps they will die in trying and improve the world.


19 posted on 03/11/2021 7:06:53 AM PST by bobbo666 (commies)
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To: BobL
>> I work with a lot more people closer to that IQ of 158, than to 50. Guess who these ‘geniuses’ voted for in 2020. In fact my friends from growing up, many with IQs closer to 100, all voted for Trump - it was a no-brainer for them.

Psst. In Houston people in that category live in the expensive “historic” Heights and vote for Sheila Jackson-Lee as their representative.

20 posted on 03/11/2021 7:08:30 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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