Posted on 08/18/2023 3:52:57 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office under the name "Robert L. Peters."
"We simply cannot offer any answers as to who this person may be," said Agent Sean Kellar, who led the investigation. "We know that emails calling the meetings were sent from President Biden's personal computer and from inside the Oval Office, but anything beyond that is simply speculation at this point. It's a true conundrum."
Members of the intelligence community initially raised questions after noticing a series of electronic communications originating from inside the West Wing of the White House. The emails reportedly contained highly suspicious conversations about potential deals with foreign governments and international business firms and offered favors in return for large financial payments. "Though they contain frequent use of the word ‘malarkey' and references to ice cream, there are no clues that may lead us to the whereabouts of this ‘Robert L. Peters,'" Agent Kellar explained.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
However there was PLENTY of ridicule for the Secret Stooges...
I told myself “This has got to be the Bee”....but these days with this regime and this SS, ya never know.
Me TOO !
It's not a lie if it isn't real. That is according to the motto of the Bee.
Then fire the entire Senior leadership of the Secret Service.
Every last one.
L
/s?
Say it ain’t so, Rhino!
Big Lu, the Bee got you!
Could it have been Robert Peter Williams, a.k.a “Robert Guillaume”? He was a governor for a while, I think.
“We simply cannot offer any answers as to who this person may be,” said Agent Sean Kellar...”
Must be related to Helen Keller and the name got messed up at Ellis Island.
Babylon Bee nails it once again.
It wouldn’t surprise me if the WH looked at this satire piece and decided to go with that same denial, word for word. The fact that The Babylon Bee thought of it first means nothing.
I fell for this until I got to “malarkey” and “ice cream”. Then I knew I’d been stung by The Bee.
Does the Secret Services say if Sniffer was there?
So sad that I am so jaded by todays ultra politicial landscape that I was about to start trying to verify the story. Then I blinked as my brain yelled at me to reread the article. Excellent article and excellent satire.
I get fooled almost everytime I see a Bee headline
I don’t. everytime I see a headline like this I check to see if it’s the Bee. So far running about 95% they are.
I had to make wure it was the Bee, because I can imagine that the SS couldn’t find their ass in a closet with a flashlight.
Of course not..they want to keep their jobs, healthcare, leave, retirement etc,
Bob Peters? Could it be John Bobbitt?
I should know by now.
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