Posted on 08/24/2023 3:27:37 PM PDT by McGruff
MILWAUKEE, WI — Presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy's lack of foreign policy experience was brought into focus following last night's Republican primary debate after it was pointed out that he has yet to bomb any brown people.
"How can he expect to be considered a serious candidate?" asked one anonymous GOP insider. "Bombing brown people in other countries is a cornerstone of any comprehensive presidential foreign policy. If he really wants people to consider voting for him, he needs to lay out his plan for bombing the browns."
Other political analysts echoed the growing skepticism. "What do you mean he hasn't bombed any brown folks?" asked former Vice President Dick Cheney, incredulously. "That Nikki Haley broad hasn't bombed any brown people either, but even she's dying to start a war. This Vivek character obviously doesn't know how foreign policy works on even the most basic, fundamental level. Every American president is honor-bound to rain hellfire upon brown people."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
LOL!
That is so funny!
He’ll never get a job at Lockheed or Raytheon.
Almost got me there, Babylon Bee!
That is funny, i kinda like ramsswarmy.
The Bee goes full Carlin:
“Can’t build a decent car, can’t make a TV set or a VCR worth a ____, got no steel industry left, can’t educate our young people, can’t get health care to our old people, but we can bomb the ____ out of your country all right! Huh? Especially if your country is full of brown people—oh we like that don’t we? That’s our hobby! That’s our new job in the world: bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya, you got some brown people in your country, tell them to watch the ____ out or we’ll g______ bomb them!”
-George Carlin
Oh, my! This will ruffle some feathers.
UPDATE: Neocons respond with announcement that they find the Babylon Bee article false as they point out they have recently embraced diversity bombings which now include white people in Ukraine and Russia
Now they’re into burning little brown island people
VIVA VIVEK !!
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