Posted on 12/05/2023 7:35:00 AM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Recent reports shining a harsh light on illiteracy among public school students have sparked concern among public educators. Public school teachers and their unions are warning that high illiteracy rates may prevent kids from reading about gay sex.
"What's the point of sneaking books about gay sex into public schools if the kids are unable to read them?" said Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona to a concerned group of public school teachers. "So many books about kink, fetishes, and bestiality are going to waste without being consumed by young readers. This is a travesty."
Randi Weingarten of the American Federation of Teachers issued a similar warning, stating emphatically that "As the legal guardians of America's youngest generations, it is up to us to teach kids how to read furry-themed porn written by Marxist transbian xey/xems."
At publishing time, President Biden had downplayed concerns over American illiteracy among schoolkids, reminding the public that "I can't read neither."
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As long as teachers are there to personally show them how gay sex works the kids are safe.
Did they steal this from CNN?
LOL!
Ping!.................
As long as it has pictures the kids can ‘read’ it ...
Sure preventing them from reading about gay sex and transsexuals in the US military. Oh, don’t forget about the cosplay types.
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