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Underwear Underworld Uncovered: TUT Detectives Arrest Organized Theft Crew
Fairfax County Police Department News ^ | 10 May 2024 | FCPD Public Affairs Bureau

Posted on 05/10/2024 4:37:58 PM PDT by COBOL2Java

McLean [VA] Police District – Detectives from our Tysons Urban Team (TUT) arrested a retail theft crew who stole merchandise, mostly underwear, from stores in nearby jurisdictions.

Wednesday around 3:30 p.m., TUT detectives were alerted to a retail theft crew in the 1900 block of Chain Bridge Road in Tysons. The crew was involved in larcenies that occurred in nearby jurisdictions earlier in the day. Detectives located the crew and took three suspects into custody.

A search of the suspect’s vehicle revealed over $24,000 worth of merchandise, mostly underwear from Victoria’s Secret. The merchandise was connected to recent thefts that occurred in Prince William County. Detectives believe the crew has been involved with other organized thefts in the region with the intent to sell the property out of state.


Felix Perez

Felix Perez, 57, of New Jersey was charged with two counts of Grand Larceny, two counts of Conspiracy to Commit Larceny, two counts of Larceny with Intent to Sell, and two counts of Petit Larceny. He is being held at the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center on no bond.


Amauri Roman Sanabia Balbuena

Amauri Roman Sanabia Balbuena, 44, of New Jersey was charged with two counts of Grand Larceny, two counts of Conspiracy to Commit Larceny, two counts of Larceny with Intent to Sell, two counts of Petit Larceny, and Possession of Burglarious Tools. He is being held at the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center on no bond.


Jonathan Peralta Cabrera

Jonathan Peralta Cabrera, 38, of New York was charged with two counts of Grand Larceny, two counts of Conspiracy to Commit Larceny, two counts of Larceny with Intent to Sell, two counts of Petit Larceny, and Possession of Schedule IV Drugs. He is being held at the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center on no bond.

Detectives are asking anyone with information regarding this incident to call our Tysons Urban Team at 703-556-7750. Tips can also be submitted anonymously through Crime Solvers by phone – 1-866-411-TIPS (866-411-8477), and by web – Click HERE.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: newyork; nyc; snuggies; virginia; wedgiebrothers

1 posted on 05/10/2024 4:37:58 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
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To: COBOL2Java

3 extra-ugly illegals in cahoots?


2 posted on 05/10/2024 4:40:54 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: COBOL2Java

Underwear, Underworld, Undercover!

Sounds like a movie. Maybe a cartoon detective or comedian actor. Something between MONK and Dr. Evil in Austin Powers.


3 posted on 05/10/2024 4:42:13 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: COBOL2Java

Just an old-fashioned panty raid.


4 posted on 05/10/2024 4:45:32 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (God save the United States!)
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To: COBOL2Java

5 posted on 05/10/2024 4:47:10 PM PDT by BlueLancer (Think of it as evolution in action. [Oath of Fealty - Pournelle and Niven])
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To: COBOL2Java

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/virginia/special-police-unit-forcuses-on-tysons-corner-crime/65-f915460e-32f6-48af-a9c1-d4332499e29d

TYSONS, Va. — In Tysons Corner, a special unit within the Fairfax County Police Department patrols daily.

“Our officers are out in cars, on bicycles and on foot, stopping shoplifting,” said 2nd Lt. William Arnest.

Arnest supervises the Tysons Urban Team. It’s a unit that launched in 2013. Data shared with WUSA9 shows the unit made 787 arrests in 2022. That’s compared to 377 in 2021 and 406 in 2020. They say the those number were likely smaller because of the pandemic.


6 posted on 05/10/2024 4:48:17 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: COBOL2Java

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=victoria+underwear+theft&ia=web


Lot of incidents of stealing panties from Victoria secret.

Why did you steal from Victories Secret?

Because that is where the panties are...........


7 posted on 05/10/2024 4:58:39 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Hands off my tidy whities! Oops - TMI.


8 posted on 05/10/2024 5:04:33 PM PDT by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: COBOL2Java

Wonder if Tysons has an internet team?


9 posted on 05/10/2024 5:05:15 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: BlueLancer

The first thing I thought of. :D


10 posted on 05/10/2024 5:07:21 PM PDT by ph_balanced
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To: COBOL2Java

“Of new jersey”, “of new york”

OK, where did they really come from?


11 posted on 05/10/2024 5:37:59 PM PDT by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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To: BlueLancer

LOL, perfect.


12 posted on 05/10/2024 6:15:19 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: BlueLancer

You beat me to it!


13 posted on 05/10/2024 6:20:53 PM PDT by wjcsux (On 3/14/1883 Karl Marx gave humanity his best gift, he died. )
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To: COBOL2Java

didn’t the government keystone kop krewe steal melania undies in a raid? where are they now?


14 posted on 05/10/2024 6:30:18 PM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star n )
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To: COBOL2Java

Real life underwear gnomes!


15 posted on 05/10/2024 7:25:21 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: COBOL2Java

Stealing underpants Americans won’t steal...


16 posted on 05/10/2024 8:10:53 PM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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