The GUILD 4-15-2002 Tax Day Break

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Relaxing amongst the daffodils

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Take a deep breath. Tax Day is here.

Breath in, breath out. Ok, now go out and buy a little something special for yourself, you deserve it.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Congratulations to Mr Mountaineer for his running of the Boston Marathon. Go Mr Mountaineer, GO!!!

[codebreaker]

A world record was set yesterday in the London Marathon, should be some pretty fast times today..

[wndycndy]

Good Afternoon everyone!

Perfect running weather! Good Luck marathoner's!

Fintan, that is the teeniest bikini I have ever seen. Looks good one the very svelte YOUNG model though ;)

Cindy
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[goodnesswins]

I wouldn't pay ANY money for those scraps of fabric....what a waste that would be.....

[goodnesswins]

Morning all....we have a brief respite from the wind and rain here in the western Washington area, like maybe for a couple of hours.....LOL, those daffodils look so great.

[Mrs.Liberty]

Good Morning!

Hmmm...what can I get for the WHOPPING 16 dollars we will be getting back from the feds?

[Hobsonphile]

I'm sure there's a good book or two you can get for that pittance. ;)

[EllaMinnow]

You can buy enough fabric to make that bikini.

[Teacup]

About that picture of Cher and having good genes. You know there comes a time when you have to tell yourself, "OK, I'm a grandmother, a wife, a mom." Looking young is nice, but looking like Cher is silly, IMHO. I wonder what my grandkids would think of me if I showed up looking like that?

Yeah!!!! For Mr. Mountaineer! I was listening to the radio news and they said ESPN had the Boston Marathon on. We have some talanted folks on FR.

[Teacup]

Yep, that article you posted dated April 4th, did say Chelsea still has Secret Service protection. YIKES!!! But why??

[LibertyGirl77]

LOL I get $14 back. The time I spent figuring that out was not worth the refund.

[mini_teacup]

You know that if you showed up looking like Cher that your 13 yr old grand daughter would disown both of us LOL! She told me I can come to her school functions still as long as I "look like a mom and sit with the other moms quietly". Cher is kidding herself. She is about as sexy as a wrench IMO.

[SuziQ]

You know that if you showed up looking like Cher that your 13 yr old grand daughter would disown both of us LOL! She told me I can come to her school functions still as long as I "look like a mom and sit with the other moms quietly". Cher is kidding herself. She is about as sexy as a wrench IMO.

Well anyone who thinks looking (and acting) like Cher would be cool needs to take a look at her two kids. They are BOTH screwed up BIG TIME, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that her incessant search for the 'Fountain of Youth' had a lot to do with that!

[codebreaker]

Society News Gossip stuff for 4/15/02

Pics of Bill Clinton's new 'friend' are up at NY Social Diary.com

Bernadette Peters is doing Gypsy on broadway next year (E Online)

Monica Lewinsky laughs her way through Citizen Kane (?) at an old movie screening (NY Daily News)

Julia Roberts is back with Lyle Lovett after his injury, breaking up with her cameraman boyfriend (Jeanette Walls MSNBC.com)

Dominique Swain (Face Off) calls Tara Reid (American Pie) a drunk (NY Daily News)

MTV planning more celebrity reality shows like 'The Osbournes' (E Online)

Whoopi Goldberg quits Hollywood Squares making 10 million dollars a year (Various)

And Britney Spears and her boyfriend are going head to head over the house in Beverly Hills -it seems she's not that innocent after all...(London Sun)

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Julia Roberts is back with Lyle Lovett after his injury, breaking up with her cameraman boyfriend (Jeanette Walls MSNBC.com)

What this fails to mention is that Julia's cameraman boyfriend was married and went back to his wife, and Benjamin Bratt got engaged to a real cutie. Paybacks are a bite, Julia.

[lodwick]

I'm hoping that Lyle and JUlia look critically into a mirror before having unsafe sex.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-story hotel with a sign that read FOR WOMEN ONLY.

Since they were there without their boyfriends, they decided to go in.

The doorman, a very attractive man, explained to them how it worked: "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talk it over and decide to go for it...They start going up, and on the First floor the sign reads: ALL THE MEN HERE ARE HORRIBLE LOVERS, BUT THEY ARE SENSITIVE AND KIND.

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor...

The sign on the Second floor reads: ALL THE MEN HERE ARE WONDERFUL LOVERS, BUT THEY GENERALLY TREAT WOMEN BADLY.

This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs.

The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign reads: ALL THE MEN HERE ARE GREAT LOVERS AND SENSITIVE TO THE NEEDS OF WOMEN.

This was good but there were still two more floors...

On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect: ALL THE MEN HERE HAVE PERFECT BUILDS; ARE SENSITIVE AND ATTENTIVE TO WOMEN; ARE PERFECT LOVERS; THEY ARE ALSO SINGLE, RICH, AND STRAIGHT.

The women seemed pleased but they decided that they would rather see what the Fifth floor has to offer. When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:

THERE ARE NO MEN HERE. THIS FLOOR WAS SIMPLY BUILT TO PROVE THAT THERE IS JUST NO WAY TO PLEASE A WOMAN.