Pig attack unnerves Pineville man

The Town Talk (Louisiana) ^ | 8-19-2002

[Cagey]

A Pineville man told Rapides Parish sheriff's deputies a pink pig entered a house on Old Boyce Road and attacked him Friday.

Boston Kyles, 20, of 497 Pelican Drive told deputies he was visiting his sister's house at the time of the incident.

[Cagey]

"Hey, I'm telling you, the pig-man is alive. The government has been experimenting with pig-men since the 50's."

[HeadOn]

How embarrassing is that? Being sort of a country boy, when I hear "pig", I think "baby". They must mean a grown up pig, either a hog or a sow.

If a hog or sow (especially a sow) is mad, you better run, or have a large club handy.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

He said he had gone there to clean fish and was sitting in the house's front room

Why do I get the impression he was cleaning fish in the front room........? lol

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

"Hey, I just saw a pig-man ... a pig-man!"

[Cagey]

LOL! I bet you're right. Fish guts in the "front" room! No wonder the pig was ticked.

[MotleyGirl70]

Kramer: " George, the Pig Man needs a ride."

George: "No"

Kramer: "Whatta mean?"

George: "If the Pig Man wants a ride he can take the bus."

Kramer: "George....IF the Pig Man needed a ride he'd give you ride..."

George: "How do you know?.....Listen if the Pig Man shows up we'll squeez him in...."

[TADSLOS]

KRAMER

Pigman, baby. Pigman.

Elaine

Oh, if I hear about this pigman one more time...

KRAMER

I'm tellin ya the pigman is alive. The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.

Jerry

Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.

KRAMER

Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

George

I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"

Jerry

Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."

[LibWhacker]

Walters had heard of pigs attacking people in the woods but said this was the first time he had heard of a pig going into a house and attacking someone.

Oh, yeah? Anyone remember Grapes of Wrath, where the pig got in the house and "et the baby?" That image always gave me the willies and I figured it must've been based on an actual incident -- or two. Here, I imagine, the pig smelled all that yummy fish and attacked the fool who challenged him.

[pa_dweller]

Kyles told deputies he stomped the floor to try to shoo the pig out of the room, but the pig charged him, Maj. Herman Walters said.

I guess that pig jes don' like pipples stompin' no floors!

[herewego]

Good thing it didn't kill him.
Soooeeeyyy cides are awful.