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Intellectual Property - Pfizer and Pepsi
9-8-01

Posted on 09/08/2002 4:12:40 PM PDT by WIMom

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink".

This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."


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1 posted on 09/08/2002 4:12:40 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: WIMom
BTTT
2 posted on 09/08/2002 4:16:14 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: WIMom
Will it come in a blue can....
3 posted on 09/08/2002 4:17:16 PM PDT by chance33_98
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To: one_particular_harbour
I could use some help here.

4 posted on 09/08/2002 4:20:15 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: chance33_98
I haven't seen the packaging yet. I would hope so.

5 posted on 09/08/2002 4:21:00 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: WIMom; one_particular_harbour
I could use some help here.

True. But I don't think OPH is the kind of professional help that you need.

6 posted on 09/08/2002 4:21:47 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
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To: Tennessee_Bob; one_particular_harbour
I hear he pours a stiff one now and then.
7 posted on 09/08/2002 4:22:57 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: chance33_98
I don't know, but one could bet the customer might...
8 posted on 09/08/2002 4:23:40 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: WIMom; one_particular_harbour
Hey - OPH - can you help WIMom without charging her? Would that be pro-boner in this situation??
9 posted on 09/08/2002 4:23:56 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
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To: WIMom
Hey. If we can get CNN to deliver a case to Osama maybe we can find the little prick.
10 posted on 09/08/2002 4:25:31 PM PDT by Newbomb Turk
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To: WIMom
I hate to ask this, but does this mean in order to sell this we would need a 'liquor' license?
11 posted on 09/08/2002 4:26:56 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: WIMom
Lawyers can't take Viagra. All it does is make them taller.
12 posted on 09/08/2002 4:27:23 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy
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To: Newbomb Turk
Good point... and when he pops up, we nail him...
13 posted on 09/08/2002 4:27:28 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: WIMom
"Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink"."

BWahahahaha! I can envision the males of American asking for this softdrink and carrying it around a barroom while eyeballing the available "Babes"
14 posted on 09/08/2002 4:27:42 PM PDT by EGPWS
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To: Tennessee_Bob; one_particular_harbour
I heard OPH is rock solid.
15 posted on 09/08/2002 4:29:07 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: Newbomb Turk
DRUDGE RADIO LIVE SUNDAY NIGHT 10 PM ET TO MIDNIGHT... HEARD IN ALL 50 STATES...


ABC NEWS: SADDAM USES VIAGRA, SAYS MISTRESS

16 posted on 09/08/2002 4:29:35 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Only if your a guy. I'm not one of those......
17 posted on 09/08/2002 4:30:06 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: Bubba_Leroy
Drat, but he has a good list of potential candidates just waiting for those attorney fees. They like being stroked.
18 posted on 09/08/2002 4:31:56 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: WIMom
Sorry... I meant that to be tounge-in-cheek... no offense was intended ;0)
19 posted on 09/08/2002 4:32:01 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: Bubba_Leroy
My html needs some work. I left out the Drudge logo from my post above.



20 posted on 09/08/2002 4:32:51 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy
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