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Caption Britney (yummy alert)
Yahoo ^ | Nov 6th 2002 | Me

Posted on 11/07/2002 7:48:59 AM PST by CanadianFella



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To: CanadianFella

These inflatable boobs are great.
Small dress--small boobs.
Big dress--big boobs.

51 posted on 11/07/2002 8:20:22 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Small dress--small boobs. Big dress--big boobs.

Zounds! What if she is wearing no dress?

52 posted on 11/07/2002 8:22:12 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: riri
She's smart enough to PRODUCE her own Vegas HBO special.

I'm reminded about a line delivered by Anna Nicole Smith: "I don't know much math, but I know that one man plus two beers equals $20."

53 posted on 11/07/2002 8:22:18 AM PST by LS
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To: Skooz; Poohbah; PJ-Comix; rdb3; Miss Marple
She's cute now, IMHO.

And there are far worse examples for someone's daughter to follow. Rosie O'Donnell and Hillary! come to mind.
54 posted on 11/07/2002 8:22:27 AM PST by hchutch
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To: hispanarepublicana
Another hint: Generally, in nature, big boobs are found on women with big thighs, big butts and round bellies. Big boobs on women with skinny thighs, flat butts, and flat tummies are generally man made.

Not always, though. Back in college I knew a few rail-thin, C,D-cup girls (and this was well before the implant craze, so I could be positive they were real)

55 posted on 11/07/2002 8:22:45 AM PST by SauronOfMordor
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To: CanadianFella
She looks like a teenager TRYING to look grown up.
56 posted on 11/07/2002 8:25:26 AM PST by Just another Joe
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To: CanadianFella
Awesome, ever notice that most of the people calling her a slut are women. Jealous I guess, or goody-goody men.
57 posted on 11/07/2002 8:25:37 AM PST by Intimidator
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To: Just another Joe; TruthShallSetYouFree
figures you two would be on the boob thread...; )
58 posted on 11/07/2002 8:26:41 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: CanadianFella
This is rapidly turning into a sexist,heman,knuckle dragger thread.

I like it!

Here's my entry.


Shania!

59 posted on 11/07/2002 8:27:39 AM PST by mdittmar
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To: xsmommy
figures you two would be on the boob thread...; )

Actually, I'm a leg man.

60 posted on 11/07/2002 8:28:31 AM PST by Just another Joe
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
no dress = happiness for all the world over. :)

Seriously, she does look like she's dropped a few pounds, although that could be the angle. She looked better here:


61 posted on 11/07/2002 8:28:35 AM PST by TheBigB
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To: hispanarepublicana
Big boobs on women with skinny thighs, flat butts, and flat tummies are generally man made.

Hardly. Unless 38C isn't what you consider big....Though that was pre childbirth...

62 posted on 11/07/2002 8:29:01 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: mdittmar

Robin has 'em both beat.


63 posted on 11/07/2002 8:29:20 AM PST by Skooz
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To: hchutch
If my daughter were to try to dress like Britney does, she'd be grounded for life.
64 posted on 11/07/2002 8:29:23 AM PST by Poohbah
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To: SheLion
That picture reminds me of a couple of things.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

Nam Vet

65 posted on 11/07/2002 8:29:24 AM PST by Nam Vet
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To: SheLion
Thanks for the pic, now about your post 41,

I resemble that remark.......
she still, has everything any man wants, Thin, cute, and money, lots and lots of money......
67 posted on 11/07/2002 8:30:11 AM PST by vin-one
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To: templar
my thoughts!

last time over I was at a stop light and one came up and lifted her shirt outside my truck window to let me have a sneak preview. I said... "why, that looks just like the tits on my pigs at home" and drove off as the light turned green. she was screaming f*** and more. I laughed for 3 hours straight.

68 posted on 11/07/2002 8:30:40 AM PST by smoking camels
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To: inflorida
**The same goes for men... **

:o)

69 posted on 11/07/2002 8:31:10 AM PST by homeschool mama
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To: Slyfox

And what kind of stomach do YOU have, BUDDHABOY?
70 posted on 11/07/2002 8:32:15 AM PST by AdA$tra
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To: hispanarepublicana
Counterexample: Ursula Andress.
71 posted on 11/07/2002 8:32:55 AM PST by w.t.sherman
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To: hchutch
No, thanks. I'll pass.

No mercy.
Coming soon: Tha SYNDICATE.

72 posted on 11/07/2002 8:34:18 AM PST by rdb3
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To: BuddhaBoy
Nothing like a flat stomach on a woman. Take note, Ladies.

I couldn't disagree more. I really like it when there's a little belly pooching out.

Think of it as a speed bump before you get to the good parts.

73 posted on 11/07/2002 8:34:46 AM PST by TC Rider
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To: Just another Joe; xsmommy
figures you two would be on the boob thread...; ) Actually, I'm a leg man.

The city mouse was visiting the country mouse. A cute little female mouse walked by.
"Wow, look at the legs on her," said the city mouse.
"I don't care. I'm a titmouse."

Rodney Dangerfield was asked which of the female body parts was his preference.
"I think I'm an assman."
"What makes you think so?"
"Well, everyone tells me, 'You're an ass, man.'"

75 posted on 11/07/2002 8:36:11 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: BuddhaBoy
Nothing like a woman with good character, whether she has a flat tummy or not, BuddhaBoy. Having babies is better than having flat tummies any day. And the grandchildren are even better!
76 posted on 11/07/2002 8:36:43 AM PST by Marysecretary
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To: mikeb704
Please, please Dems, make Pelosi your Minority Leader.

America loves to see a shreiking, weasel-faced, shrew on their TV at dinner time every night.
77 posted on 11/07/2002 8:36:46 AM PST by TC Rider
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck ; )
78 posted on 11/07/2002 8:37:17 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: homeschool mama
Important Statistics......

There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.
85% of women think their a** is too big.......

10% of women think their a** is too little......

The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.

It's just a JOKE, guys...


79 posted on 11/07/2002 8:37:59 AM PST by luckymom
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To: smoking camels
the stoplight was on East Colfax
80 posted on 11/07/2002 8:38:17 AM PST by smoking camels
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To: cowsmooloudly
How about a lesson in physics: http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
81 posted on 11/07/2002 8:40:05 AM PST by Brad C.
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To: CanadianFella
Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.
Don't have to worry 'bout getting a man
If I keep this blond and I keep these tanned,
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see people working and it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to giggle.
I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.
I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...
Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course.
I can't spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.
'Cause I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

[spoken]
I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
And my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children!

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I'm a blonde, B-L- ... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!
82 posted on 11/07/2002 8:40:22 AM PST by zx2dragon
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To: luckymom
A woman was unhappy with her smallish boobs. She told her husband she was going to get breast enlargement surgery. Her husband went into the bathroom, tore off some toilet paper, and said, "Here, just rub this on your breasts."
"Will that make them bigger?"
"Sure. It worked on your ass."
83 posted on 11/07/2002 8:41:55 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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"Hi, I'm the role-model for your 9-year-old daughter and you'll probably change your tune the first time you see some overweight, balding 40 plus-year-old man drooling over YOUR daughter!"

84 posted on 11/07/2002 8:42:03 AM PST by EggsAckley
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To: SauronOfMordor; dighton; general_re
Back in college I knew a few rail-thin, C,D-cup girls (and this was well before the implant craze, so I could be positive they were real)

Now I don't know (nor want to know) how much of the merchandize you handled personally, compared to merely observing these girls, but false advertising is as old as time. Before the implant craze there was...

And in ancient times they probably got a little help from their weaving materials...


85 posted on 11/07/2002 8:42:12 AM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Nam Vet
That's my kinda guy! You know a REAL woman when ya see 'em. (smile)
86 posted on 11/07/2002 8:42:18 AM PST by Marysecretary
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To: Night Hides Not
addition to their beauty is a fiery spirit

Sometimes, my husband sees this as a liability rather than an assett.

87 posted on 11/07/2002 8:43:50 AM PST by hispanarepublicana
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To: CanadianFella
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just another horny FREEPer?"
88 posted on 11/07/2002 8:44:01 AM PST by catch
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To: BuddhaBoy
"A woman's real beauty is in her soul"

Spoken like a man with an ugly wife. LOL!

LOL! Actually, I'm single, and I wouldn't marry anyone unless I knew that my love for her would not fade one iota whatever happened to her physically.

Beauty observed only by the eyes is temporal and superficial; beauty embraced by the heart is one of God's greatest blessings.

89 posted on 11/07/2002 8:44:23 AM PST by jigsaw
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To: zx2dragon
What IS this with blondes? I was a blond (turned a bit grey in my latter years) and I had an IQ of 143 in the olden days. Real blondes aren't stupid. Maybe the bleached blondes...?
90 posted on 11/07/2002 8:45:26 AM PST by Marysecretary
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To: mdittmar

91 posted on 11/07/2002 8:47:06 AM PST by dyed_in_the_wool
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To: dyed_in_the_wool
Please don't do that.
92 posted on 11/07/2002 8:48:52 AM PST by Skooz
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To: Marysecretary
The song is from the movie, Earth Girls Are Easy, which has a very young Jim Carrey in it. The song was sung by Julie Brown. I was also listening to it at the time I opened up this thread. ((G))

For the record, I am also a blonde. :)
93 posted on 11/07/2002 8:49:19 AM PST by zx2dragon
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To: rudypoot
Somewhere, some guy (Justin Timberlake) is tired of putting up with her crap.

Word is, he was tired of looking at the cake, and wanted a piece. She said no, he said go.

94 posted on 11/07/2002 8:49:26 AM PST by BuddhaBoy
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To: CanadianFella

Girl.



Woman.

I'd take Laurie over Britney without even thinking about it...

95 posted on 11/07/2002 8:50:32 AM PST by DAnconia55
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To: CanadianFella
You might be salivating - but is she the type of girl you'd want to take home to Mom, and then trust to be the mother of your children? I think not. When I was a teen (35 years ago), the only ones who dressed like this were hookers. I think it's sad that society encourages and embraces this type of degrading dress/behavior.
96 posted on 11/07/2002 8:50:51 AM PST by luvtheconstitution
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To: mikeb704
Ohh - those are horrible! they make Britney sem like the epitome of femininity and beauty. Maybe Clinton is "bi." Or amybe he'll do anything for political advantage.
97 posted on 11/07/2002 8:51:04 AM PST by agrandis
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To: BuddhaBoy
Nothing like a flat stomach on a woman.

Yep, except that in this case it's not the only thing that's flat!

98 posted on 11/07/2002 8:51:12 AM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: TheBigB
She has that underage look there.

Whatever...it's just amusing to see FR celebrate teeny shots of Miss Spears and freak out when Elton John dances with pseudo boy scouts. Two sides of the same coin.

And you notice it's a guy kind of thing too, whichever side they're batting from. I don't see women posting this kind of stuff.
99 posted on 11/07/2002 8:51:23 AM PST by Belial
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To: AdA$tra
Now, that's just mean, dude. LOL! The BuddhaBoy is NOT a Buddha. LOL!
100 posted on 11/07/2002 8:52:03 AM PST by BuddhaBoy
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