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Caption this room full of computers!
AP Photo
| May 28, 2003
Posted on 05/28/2003 10:21:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor
KEYWORDS: caption; computers
I didn't even bother with "News." Took it straight to "Chat."
To: Charles Henrickson
Must be a Demo chat room. Not a one tuned to FR.
To: Charles Henrickson
Looks like a room full of just monitors to me, which must mean:
The Democrats have set up an agency to install computers at an inner-city voter registration office. "Deeply saddened" because, due to underfunding by an uncaring Republican administration, they only had enough money to acquisition and install the monitors. A task force will soon be appointed to ascertain the steps necessary to establish an agency to acquire and install keyboards, with another agency established to acquire the towers (with the requisite additional agencies necessary to ensure environmental compliance, minority representation -- You'll notice there's only one black monitor in that front row!, and so forth), another agency to document why the installed Windows XP operating system isn't compatible with the Mac software, another agency to establish whether or not it's feasible to network the systems in such a way that can track voter fraud (We know the outcome of that study!),... You get the idea....
Eventually another agency will determine that the building doesn't comply with OSHA standards, the program will be discontinued, and the record numbers of Democrats will hold press conferences bemoaning that this is just one more example of how Republicans don't want every vote to count.
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posted on
05/29/2003 2:55:38 AM PDT
by
Fawnn
(I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
To: hole_n_one
Al Gore Vice-Presidential Library, Hall of Monitors.
To: Paul Atreides
Clinton Presidential Library, Haul of Monitors.
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posted on
05/29/2003 9:22:06 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Building a White House warehouse in Little Rock, Arkansas.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Grand Opening at the new discount warehouse-
Allyour MONITORS "R" belongto US
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posted on
05/29/2003 9:34:44 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
To: Charles Henrickson
Door stop sale
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posted on
05/30/2003 5:43:52 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: Charles Henrickson
Some of them are watching that guy.
I think they plan to kill him.
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posted on
05/30/2003 5:47:04 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(A bad day FReepin' beats a good day workin'.)
To: Charles Henrickson
These monitors are waiting execution. They have been judge as unclean by Islamic extremist since many have been used to view unveiled women.
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posted on
05/30/2003 9:14:11 AM PDT
by
ned_budge
To: Charles Henrickson
I know, I know!!!
Take your Monitor to Work Day! :-)
To: SAMWolf; TEXOKIE; radu; snippy_about_it
Sunday Laugh (((((PING))))
To: Charles Henrickson; bentfeather
LOL! I like the "Haul of Monitors"
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posted on
06/01/2003 5:07:17 PM PDT
by
SAMWolf
(Warning: Reading taglines can affect your humor.)
To: SAMWolf
To: Charles Henrickson; bentfeather
Thanks for the ping, Ms FEather!
*and the teeeeeeeeeniest computer at the end was saying, "ME ME!!!! PICK ME!!!"*
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posted on
06/01/2003 8:27:21 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
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