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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^ | 6/16/05 | Rick Pierce

Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset

Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.

Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.

"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."

The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...

(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...


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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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"tastes like a chicken testicle"
1 posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
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I have one word for this event: Nuts!


2 posted on 06/21/2005 12:02:04 PM PDT by My2Cents
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To: byset

Think they should invite the Republican caucus of the Senate to this?


3 posted on 06/21/2005 12:02:40 PM PDT by My2Cents
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Y'all go and have a ball.

4 posted on 06/21/2005 12:03:41 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: byset

You must have gone nuts to post this!


5 posted on 06/21/2005 12:04:36 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
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To: byset
Two guys walking down the street come across a dog licking it's own nuts. The first guy sighs and says "Wish I could do that". Second guy says "Maybe you should pet him first, eh?"

<rimshot>

Thank you I'll be here all week.
6 posted on 06/21/2005 12:06:02 PM PDT by Spruce
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To: L,TOWM

Balls said the Queen...if I had them I'd be King.


7 posted on 06/21/2005 12:06:24 PM PDT by brooklyn dave (Bring Down the Mullahcracy in Iran)
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To: My2Cents
Think they should invite the Republican caucus of the Senate to this?

They are definitely lacking - people would starve. OH, you mean as guests. Well, in that case, maybe they can find what they are missing.

8 posted on 06/21/2005 12:07:35 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America)
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Testicle Festival, huh?

Will Michael Jackson be performing?

9 posted on 06/21/2005 12:08:32 PM PDT by Freebird Forever (Imagine if islam controlled the internet.)
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To: My2Cents

Why they lost theirs and cooked ones won't help them anyway.


10 posted on 06/21/2005 12:09:27 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: byset

I see there's also going to be a drag queen contest (in a SMALL TOWN IN CENTRAL ILLINOIS???), but I can understand how this would be in line with the theme of the day.


11 posted on 06/21/2005 12:09:35 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (Responsibility is the culmination and fulfillment of freedom)
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To: Junior

Sounds like they've gone balls to the wall for this event.


12 posted on 06/21/2005 12:10:39 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: Spruce

oh my


13 posted on 06/21/2005 12:12:20 PM PDT by cvq3842
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To: brooklyn dave

I'm pretty sure this sure this article should'nt be in "Breaking" news.

Unless, of course, its breaking hard...


14 posted on 06/21/2005 12:12:23 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
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To: cjshapi

dingaling ping.


15 posted on 06/21/2005 12:14:57 PM PDT by Junior (“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
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To: cjshapi

I wonder if you can get a sack to go?


16 posted on 06/21/2005 12:16:14 PM PDT by Junior (“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
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Testicles they're not just for breakfast anymore!!
17 posted on 06/21/2005 12:16:44 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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Yer killin me!

Wonder if this is where the extra parts ended up when they castrated mom's horse?


18 posted on 06/21/2005 12:18:38 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: Freebird Forever
"Will Michael Jackson be performing?"

No, the theme song is AC/DC's "Big Balls", duh!!

19 posted on 06/21/2005 12:19:10 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I'm a girl, and this thread is making even ME hurt (eessh)


20 posted on 06/21/2005 12:19:45 PM PDT by najida (I was raised by a pack of rabid hyenas.)
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