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2nd-hand flatulence prompts new butts-out policy
WorldNetDaily.com ^
| March 26, 2007
Posted on 04/02/2007 12:13:19 PM PDT by Condor 63
Scotland's ban on smoking in pubs has backfired, so to speak, on a regular customer whose constant habit of breaking wind has now resulted in his expulsion from his favorite watering hole.
Stewart Laidlaw, 35, is being barred from Thirsty Kirsty's in Dunfermline, Fife, for failing to control his flatulence.
"No one could smell anything when the pub was full of cigarette smoke," Laidlaw told Wales on Sunday. "I never used to complain about the smell of their cigarette smoke, but now everyone complains about me. It's just a natural thing. What can I do about it? I must be the first person in the country to get banned from a pub for passing wind. But it's not a title I want. I certainly don't see it as funny."
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KEYWORDS: biologicalwarfare; flatulence; rumptrumpet
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To: Jaysun
I had to destroy the cubicle to save it...
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posted on
04/02/2007 2:03:16 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Duncan Hunter 08/But Fred would also be great)
To: Jaysun
"Public farters are a huge problem where I live."
You are absolutely correct. They should be privatized, as everyone knows that private farters are more efficient and deliver WAY more bang for the buck.
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posted on
04/02/2007 2:04:10 PM PDT
by
GSlob
To: dirtboy
I had to destroy the cubicle to save it...
In that case it was reasonable and called for. I apologize for second guessing you.
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posted on
04/02/2007 2:15:29 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(I took one look at her unfashionable eyebrows and thought to myself, "she's literally crazy.")
To: GSlob
You are absolutely correct. They should be privatized, as everyone knows that private farters are more efficient and deliver WAY more bang for the buck.
And with way less sh*t.
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posted on
04/02/2007 2:16:50 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(I took one look at her unfashionable eyebrows and thought to myself, "she's literally crazy.")
To: Allegra; humblegunner
A picture of the perp . . . I ask y'all, is he not the human version of the Dread Boston Salty?
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posted on
04/02/2007 2:31:11 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: dirtboy
When you work in cubicle land, you DO NOT get the Bean Burrito Especial from Taco Bell for your lunch.
You do if you're a sadistic bitch like me . . . but I've said too much.
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posted on
04/02/2007 2:32:27 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Allegra; pax_et_bonum
Reminder to self: Do not go into Thirsty Kirsty’s in Dunfermline, Fife and practice newest learned skill.
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posted on
04/02/2007 2:59:02 PM PDT
by
TheMom
(Dix, TexasCowboy and Flyer all now live in the next best place to Texas . . . Heaven!)
To: TheMom; Allegra
Yes, but they might have let him stay if he were as adorable as we are.
;-)
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posted on
04/02/2007 4:53:49 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: Xenalyte
Salty always smiles, otherwise they could be brothers!
To: humblegunner
He always smiles! Especially when he’s giving you something . . . as a gift.
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posted on
04/02/2007 5:09:54 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Allegra; wazoo1031
Woa! Tooter was just a teaser...
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posted on
04/02/2007 6:39:55 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: Xenalyte
Walleyed Pike...
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posted on
04/02/2007 6:44:48 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
04/02/2007 6:58:24 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(AU-TO-MO-BEEEEEEEL?!!)
To: TheMom; pax_et_bonum
Reminder to self: Do not go into Thirsty Kirsty’s in Dunfermline, Fife and practice newest learned skill. But Nick's, on the other hand, encourages that sort of thing. ;-)
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posted on
04/02/2007 8:34:28 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)
To: Allegra; TheMom
It’s places like Nick’s that keep us civilized.
:-)
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posted on
04/02/2007 9:48:27 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: Condor 63
His pastor said it wasn't a sin...
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posted on
04/03/2007 10:07:43 AM PDT
by
rock_lobsta
(Offending liberals since 1993)
To: Condor 63; EveningStar; JRios1968; nuke rocketeer; Allegra; dirtboy; PBRSTREETGANG
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posted on
04/03/2007 7:26:43 PM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Condor 63
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posted on
04/03/2007 7:57:00 PM PDT
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A day in the country is better than a week in town.)
To: Condor 63
My boss gave me this piece of wisdom just the other day -
Never trust a fart. You never know what you’re going to get along with it!
To: Gabz
OMG....this is toooo funny!
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posted on
04/04/2007 11:47:53 AM PDT
by
tioga
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