LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles

The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/10

[sphinx]

Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???

Dunno, but he certainly deserves the 2010 Boston Corbett medal.

[DejaJude]

a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself.

What a shame. This guy has to live with the consequences of what he thought was going to be a "good time". Many people make bad choices and are lucky to survive them without permanent damage. He was not one of them.

[chris_bdba]

Well the defianition said “mostly an old man” so guess I’d be a female version but not so old?

[Misterioso]

By all means, let’s legalize drugs! Morons.

The laws didn't stop this moron from sacrificing his manhood.

[glock rocks]

Amputates testicles? Hell, that's nuts!

Hey, it's a ping. I didn't write it.

[tubebender]

So tell me about your college days Mr Rocks...

[glock rocks]

Nine years? You buy the wine, you’re on.

[glock rocks]

BTW, ask my bro about biker kegs :o)

[Cyropaedia]

Bob Costas opines, "That's gotta hurt... ".

[chris_bdba]

LOL! My parents thought I was an angel. With a 3.90 GPA in high school they didn’t have a clue.

[crazydad]

I agree this doesnt sound like the normal trip.. This is more of a PCP kinda trip.

[goat granny]

Conservatives, yes, but republicans in congress lost theirs years ago....

[RegulatorCountry]

One doesn't have to be old or male to be curmudgeonly, I don't think. It's also got an undeservedly bad reputation, lol.

You sound OK to me. I understand the impatience with others. They're really not all stupid, just distracted and with entirely different priorities. I'll admit it took me the best part of four decades to realize that and find some sympathy, though.

[Salem]

[RegulatorCountry]

At age 14 the average male would agree with his assumption.

No, at age 14 the average male isn't thinking about much except sex, what little he understands of it.

It's everybody else that would agree with that assumption in reference to the 14 year old males.

[Still Thinking]

D'oh! They don't contain monsters, they're there to keep the monster company!

[Lauren BaRecall]

He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

Ask a woman who is giving birth, and she will most likely agree with him.

[dangus]

Absolutely. I believe this guy fully qualifies, having destroyed his chances of successfully reproducing.

[wardaddy]

yep but some of those scare tactics were accurate

many kids did lose their minds on the early big Sid doses

[Monkey Face]

Darwin Award? BWA-HA-HA-ha-hahahahaha!!