"Rest assured, the MSM which I, Soros, and the DNC own
will keep all conservatives out for us, again."
Posted on 09/24/2011 5:44:26 AM PDT by central_va
The way thing are going the RINO Party needs new campaign slogans. Well lets' help them out shall we? Have some fun in the process.
Here's a few that might work for them.
Vote for me I am not a heartless conservative.
John M. Keynes is my spiritual leader.
Vote for me I am practically a Democrat.
I like corndogs, really long and fat ones.
Vote for me because everyone knows that the best conservative presidents always come from New England.
You can't build a wall in the middle of the Rio Grande.
Karl Rove will have a place in my cabinet.
“Vote for me because I’m not him”
“Vote for Me. I may suck. But Obama sucks more.”
I don’t trust you to make medical decisions for your kids today. You can see what decisions I won’t trust you with tomorrow.
“I am so bi-partisan I make commercials with Nancy Pelosi”
This is where the Republican Party and Conservative movement is headed !
Year 2040, after another crushing defeat by the Democratic Party, the RNC said they will field a better candidate the next round. Mitt Romney has said that he may still run the next time, and the Main-stream media has told him they would promote his run.
The base has, however placed their support for candidates that are not going to run, and in the debates they have managed to destroy any other candidate that has a chance to beat the Democrat Candidate.
The President-Elect, Another Loser -D, had plenty of data to beat Mitt Romney during the Presidential Debates, because the Republican base had supplied all the dirt needed that was used during their debate. Once again the GOP base said they would hold onto their single issue views, even if it would mean the defeat of their candidate.
President-Elect Another Looser - D, said he probably would not have a Supreme Court pick during his term, but the entire Court is now Liberals, Socialists and Communist anyway, but he was sure the Tax-Rate could be raised to 93% for the middle class and 100% for the rich.
President-Elect, Another Looser - D, said he hoped the United States could have a GNP greater than Cuba during his term.
“I’m Mitt Romney, and I approve this Message.”
I’m not just morbidly obese, I favor a ground zero mosque and gun control!!
Ann Coulter thinks I’m the $#*+!!
Sí, se puede!!
A man can DREAM, can’t he?
I was a “missionary” while your dad/brother/uncle was in Vietnam!
Vote for me, because those men out in front of Home Depot, want a better life for their kids.
or:
Well if they call you a RINO then you might as well be as BIG as a real rhino.
"Rest assured, the MSM which I, Soros, and the DNC own
will keep all conservatives out for us, again."
Vote for me: I can actually win 270 electoral votes against Obama.
Vote RINO: You’ll look great in a burqa!
Funny thing is that The Huckster just had a good idea.
He said its time to take Perry and Romney off the stage and let the rest of the candidates have a debate without the media favorites.
Vote for me.....a lifetime member of the “Go Along to Get Along Club”
Reaching across the isle means turning your back on those nasty conservatives.
Vote for me, I can bend over faster and farther than anybody.
Vote for me and I promiseto do nothing.
Vote for me, I am not a vile, teabagging, racist, (insert any other slur here)Conservative.
Vote for me, Mitt Romney, because my magic underpants are made using “green” technology that is EPA approved. Just ask Gina McCarthy. She used to be my top environmental official, but now she is directing Air Quality issues for Obama’s EPA.
Link: http://www.govexec.com/dailyfed/0911/092311epa-romney.htm
“Vote for me & America will have a man as its First Lady! (At least his voice fits!)” -— Sarah ‘don’t answer hard questions, just quote Reagan!’ Palin
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