Woman Wants 'Too Much Sex' - Man Calls Cops

The Local ^ | 12 Apr 12

[Lady Jag]

That’s a reduced version of the photo I have and I looked up the school. It’s a Catholic private school for special needs run by priests and nuns. You can take it from there.

[Slings and Arrows]

Sounds like a joke from Father Ted.

[pcottraux]

That’s okay...I grew up as a Yellow Jackets Man lost in the midst of Bulldawg country. Like a pilgrim in an unholy land. So mispronounce them all you want, I still hate them.

[Lady Jag]

Butt dust?

[truth_seeker]

Maybe she can get gig with the US Secret Service, for $47 per day.

[grey_whiskers]

*PING*

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Hmmm...me thinks she should have been in Cartagena, Columbia this week...12 SS guys to satisfy her...and no arguments over pay...

[JRios1968]

And the capital of Nebraska is LINCOLN!!!

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

LOL That was exactly my reaction!

[TheOldLady]

Clevon Little, another man who died much too young. He was Blazing Saddles.

"Back off, of the N[oopsie] gets it!!"
"Hey! Weah de whaht wimmen at?"
His very black hands sticking out of his KKK robes.
And on and on...

I never laughed so hard.

[TADSLOS]

Harvey Corman ( Hedley Lamarr) was the comic genius in that movie. His llines were delivered flawlessly.

[TheOldLady]

LOL! I agree. "It's HEDLEY!!"

[LouAvul]

It’s really sad to see someone such as you, viz. too stupid and low class to know your dirty jokes are pathetic. Always wishing for a life you never had. The irony is that the life you long for is equivalent to trailer trash.