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Sperm donor Trent Arsenault has fathered 16 children but is still a virgin aged 36
The Sun [UK] ^ | 02nd June 2012 | GRAEME CULLIFORD

Posted on 06/02/2012 8:45:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

HE is only 36 but Trent Arsenault is already dad to 16 children – despite being a VIRGIN.

In fact, the computer wiz has never even kissed a woman. But this hasn’t stopped him becoming one of the world’s most prolific sperm donors.

He has spent years in “training” to boost his sperm count to spectacular levels and expects to father hundreds more children.

American Trent describes himself as the world’s first “donorsexual” and his bizarre story is set to become a book and movie.

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He also insists on couples coming to his house so he can hand them the fresh sperm.

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


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KEYWORDS: donorsexual; napl; onanism
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1 posted on 06/02/2012 8:45:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

A real jerk....


2 posted on 06/02/2012 8:48:00 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
He also insists on couples coming to his house so he can hand them the fresh sperm.

Smiley - ROFL



3 posted on 06/02/2012 8:48:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Trent ARSENAULT?! Okay, the name is funny right there....yeah, I know the word is “arsenal,” but still.


4 posted on 06/02/2012 8:50:43 PM PDT by madison10 (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. TJ)
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To: Slings and Arrows

spent years in “training” to boost his sperm count to spectacular levels

‘training’ ?

Is there an online course or free download or something? wow..


5 posted on 06/02/2012 8:51:01 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: NormsRevenge

There is a training app, but it is, I’m afraid, manual.


6 posted on 06/02/2012 8:53:54 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: NormsRevenge
Is there an online course or free download or something? wow..



Another satisfied customer!

7 posted on 06/02/2012 8:54:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: SERKIT

Why would anybody want to risk having a child turn out looking like him?


8 posted on 06/02/2012 8:54:29 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: SERKIT

Hardly amazing. He likes the beat of a different drum.


9 posted on 06/02/2012 8:55:10 PM PDT by healy61
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To: SERKIT

Or a real whack job.


10 posted on 06/02/2012 8:55:20 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Da Bro' Gotsta Go!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Didn't you hear? He's now engaged to his long time girlfriend .....


11 posted on 06/02/2012 8:55:35 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: NormsRevenge

The more you ejaculate, the more sperm your testes will produce. They acclimate by going into overdrive.

You can guess how he accomplishes this.


12 posted on 06/02/2012 8:56:06 PM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise
Tomorrow's headlines today:

Arsenault's Arsenal!


13 posted on 06/02/2012 8:59:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: NormsRevenge
Is there an online course or free download or something?

Beats the hell outa me!

14 posted on 06/02/2012 8:59:29 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: Slings and Arrows

For my friends in the UK, here is the flaw in your system.

In the colonies, we elect sperm donors to the highest office in our land, well, as long they belong to the appropriate party, the one which likes nationalized health care, that is.


15 posted on 06/02/2012 9:00:55 PM PDT by Rembrandt (Part of the 52% who pay Federal taxes)
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To: shibumi

16 posted on 06/02/2012 9:01:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

17 posted on 06/02/2012 9:02:03 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Sounds more like the NY Post.


18 posted on 06/02/2012 9:02:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
His regime also includes two “fertility smoothies” a day, full of berries, natural sugars and nuts plus “fertility exercises” like jogging and weights.

Yeesh. Some days, the jokes just write themselves.

19 posted on 06/02/2012 9:02:34 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Rembrandt

He a Midwesterner living in California. The UK is off the hook for this one.


20 posted on 06/02/2012 9:03:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Some of the comments after the article are hilarious.
But, the one about OCD having a hereditary component, kinda scary..

Oh, and it looks like his kids will suffer early baldness if they turn out like him, what with that comb over.


21 posted on 06/02/2012 9:04:01 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: Slings and Arrows

How any woman could read this mental case’s article and still wish to have his baby is beyond comprehension.

Ewwwwww.


22 posted on 06/02/2012 9:04:27 PM PDT by Darnright ("I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He might die from a stroke...


23 posted on 06/02/2012 9:04:43 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: ConservativeMind

You can guess how he accomplishes this

He is what the lymies call a wanker


24 posted on 06/02/2012 9:06:58 PM PDT by munin
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To: Slings and Arrows

25 posted on 06/02/2012 9:08:20 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: sockmonkey

I think baldness is X-linked, but you make a good point: You’ve really got to wonder what’s floating around in his genetic pool.


26 posted on 06/02/2012 9:08:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This guy may have killed more kittens than Luka Magnotta.


27 posted on 06/02/2012 9:09:41 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You’d think women would care whether the guy was ugly, wouldn’t you?


28 posted on 06/02/2012 9:11:37 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Army Air Corps

More than one, I reckon.


29 posted on 06/02/2012 9:11:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RichInOC
You’d think women would care whether the guy was ugly, wouldn’t you?

Maybe they've gone blind too.

30 posted on 06/02/2012 9:13:05 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Slings and Arrows

31 posted on 06/02/2012 9:13:19 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: RichInOC

He’s damn sure not thinking of the kittens.


32 posted on 06/02/2012 9:13:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Revolting cat!

I think he’s bucking for a promotion.


33 posted on 06/02/2012 9:14:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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34 posted on 06/02/2012 9:17:16 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He’s not “master of his domain”.


35 posted on 06/02/2012 9:17:36 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is acne hereditary?


36 posted on 06/02/2012 9:17:52 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Fat, drunk and stupid = Dumb, dependent, and Democrat)
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To: Slings and Arrows

37 posted on 06/02/2012 9:21:25 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

38 posted on 06/02/2012 9:24:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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39 posted on 06/02/2012 9:25:21 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Jesus, would you PLEASE hurry up? We NEED You!


40 posted on 06/02/2012 9:35:58 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: NormsRevenge
‘training’ ?

Is there an online course or free download or something? wow..

"There's an App for that!"

I suppose it COULD be worse: he MIGHT have been using a personal trainer.

41 posted on 06/02/2012 9:43:36 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sickening....what if one of the offspring marries a half sibling? Doesn’t that present genetic problems???


42 posted on 06/02/2012 9:48:25 PM PDT by goodnesswins (What has happened to America?)
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You’ve really got to wonder what’s floating around in his genetic pool.

Kleenex?

43 posted on 06/02/2012 9:55:42 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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Sickening....what if one of the offspring marries a half sibling?

It's happened before.

"This is the town my Daddy told me about."

44 posted on 06/02/2012 9:58:47 PM PDT by Pilsner
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Muttley
45 posted on 06/02/2012 9:59:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I can’t wait for the movie!/ sarc

I wonder who the star will be..Stroka La Boeuf?


46 posted on 06/02/2012 10:31:53 PM PDT by howlinhound (Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
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I can’t wait for the movie!/ sarc

Hope it's not in 3-D.

47 posted on 06/02/2012 10:39:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Still a virgin at 36? I’m guessing that the kind of guys who engage in sperm donation aren’t 100%. The kind of women who go to them aren’t 100% either. I can imagine how the offspring will turn out.


48 posted on 06/02/2012 11:48:38 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: MoochPooch

Read the whole article - this guy is definitely living in his own little world.


49 posted on 06/03/2012 12:05:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

As they say, practice makes perfect, or something.


50 posted on 06/03/2012 12:46:09 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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