White Southerners Drag This Country Down

http://www.useless-knowledge.com/ ^ | Sept. 14, 2004 | Mark Gelbart

[sweetliberty]

"Maybe you could get me into the subjunctive mood."

Don't you mean "subjective" mood? And we're ALL in our pajamas, of course.

[M Kehoe]

Poor Mark Gelbart, he was born with his head up his a$$.

5.56mm

[weegee]

The North "may" have given up slavery by 1800 but they kept racism alive for centuries afterwards.

[sweetliberty]

"The teacher responded with a firm defense of her base of thunk on the south by explaining that she drove thru it once on the way to Florida! I kid you not.........."

Just like when Al Gore claimed to understand the concerns of dairy farmers in Wisconsin because he visited one once.

[blackdog]

Kinda like Meryl Streep lobbying for the plight of farmers cause she played one in a movie once. How about Susan Sarandon as a pitching coach because she hones the players thru sexual accuity? Martin Sheen as a presidential advisor because he knows the charicter?

[sweetliberty]

"I know that great beaches, women, football and lifestyles are to be had in the South."

And food....especially barbecue!

[SeeRushToldU_So]

Yep.. barbecue, we do barbecue right.

[blackdog]

I thought it was tonsil hockey goalie?

I think we are dating ourselves here?

How about Tracy Lords as an Age Verification consultant? At least that makes me feel 20 years younger!

[blackdog]

Barbecue or Barbeque? Is that, much like Sweet Tea, a Mason-Dixon issue?

[SeeRushToldU_So]

I am not that involved to know the difference.

[sweetliberty]

"(Presented by: The Redneck Committee for Proper Use of Sarcasm)"

LOL!

[sweetliberty]

Where you from in Georgia? I went to college there. Loved it.

[Budge]

Ah, another "non"-biased socialist MSM idiot heard from.

This guy is about as southern as Karl Marx.

[Fiddlstix]

Hey there, LTNS. How have you been?
(Thanks again for the bumper sticker.)
God Bless

[SeeRushToldU_So]

What school did you go too?
Ga is a state.