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Moore: Kerry is a Pontiac

Posted on 09/20/2004 6:10:28 PM PDT by free_life

But WE are not running for president -- Kerry is. So quit complaining and work with what we have. Oprah just gave 300 women a... Pontiac! Did you see any of them frowning and moaning and screaming, "Oh God, NOT a friggin' Pontiac!" Of course not, they were happy. The Pontiacs all had four wheels, an engine and a gas pedal. You want more than that, well, I can't help you. I had a Pontiac once and it lasted a good year. http://michaelmoore.com/words/message/ If I hear one more person tell me how lousy a candidate Kerry is and how he can't win... Dammit, of COURSE he's a lousy candidate -- he's a Democrat, for heavens sake! That party is so pathetic


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1 posted on 09/20/2004 6:10:31 PM PDT by free_life
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To: free_life

This guy Moore is a nut case extreme


2 posted on 09/20/2004 6:11:41 PM PDT by free_life
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To: free_life

One of the best cars I ever owned was a Pontiac. Comparing Kerry to it is an insult to Pontiacs everywhere.


3 posted on 09/20/2004 6:12:52 PM PDT by CaptRon (Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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To: free_life

Bwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


4 posted on 09/20/2004 6:13:15 PM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: free_life

Kerry's a Pontiac Fiero, and Moore's a Dodge Chevy-Van.


5 posted on 09/20/2004 6:13:42 PM PDT by Mr. Bill E
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To: free_life

John Kerry is more like a 'luxury car' version of a Renault....


6 posted on 09/20/2004 6:14:11 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (A gun owner voting for John Kerry is like a chicken voting for Col. Saunders. (bye bye .30-30))
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To: free_life

Fatso neglects the fact that most of those folks that got free Pontiacs from Oprah are having to sell them to pay the gift and income taxes incurred by receiving them.


7 posted on 09/20/2004 6:14:30 PM PDT by Don'tMessWithTexas
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To: free_life

Unfortunately for Mr. Moore, Kerry is a Peugeot, and the American people know it.


8 posted on 09/20/2004 6:14:42 PM PDT by RetroSexual
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And Mikey Moore is a Geo.

Fakes being American(like his 'workin class' schtick), but it's really foreign.

9 posted on 09/20/2004 6:15:22 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (A gun owner voting for John Kerry is like a chicken voting for Col. Saunders. (bye bye .30-30))
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To: free_life

Edwards is Pinto.


10 posted on 09/20/2004 6:15:31 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: free_life

Kerry is an Edsel on the automobile tree of life.


11 posted on 09/20/2004 6:15:52 PM PDT by Endeavor
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To: free_life

Its a Kerriac


12 posted on 09/20/2004 6:15:57 PM PDT by woofie (This document was generated in 2004 by a computer)
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To: CaptRon

I've had a couple of good Pontiacs. MM is more like a Hindenburg--a huge, flaming gasbag.


13 posted on 09/20/2004 6:16:13 PM PDT by TheBigB (Souveniiiirs, noooovelties, paaaarty tricks...)
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Edwards is Pinto.

He's unsafe at any speed?

14 posted on 09/20/2004 6:16:26 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (CBS, admit defeat and bow to the pajamahadeen)
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To: Dan from Michigan
John Kerry is more like a 'luxury car' version of a Renault....

Close...


15 posted on 09/20/2004 6:16:45 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (<font type=1972 IBM>I <change typeballs>am<change typeballs> Buckhead)
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To: Dan from Michigan
John Kerry is more like a 'luxury car' version of a Renault....

He's a Yugo but rich old women let him ride in the Rolls Royce.

16 posted on 09/20/2004 6:17:26 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (CBS, admit defeat and bow to the pajamahadeen)
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"He's unsafe at any speed?"

No, he's a POS.


17 posted on 09/20/2004 6:17:46 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: free_life
I wish I knew Moore's address - in order to check what vehicle registrations he has - probably an S Class Mercedes, for the alleged son of Flint.
18 posted on 09/20/2004 6:17:58 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: free_life
Kerry is a Pontiac

Maybe one of these new Pontiacs, but he's no '65 GTO.

19 posted on 09/20/2004 6:20:10 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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Oprah just gave 300 women a... Pontiac!

No, Michael, Oprah didn't give 300 woman Jack...The makers of the Pontiac gave 300 woman a Pontiac.

Jag

20 posted on 09/20/2004 6:20:48 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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