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DUmmie FUnnies Election Edition #3 ("Right Now I Am About Ready To Cry")
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 3, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/02/2004 9:56:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Ohio is about to be placed in the Bush column and the Dummies are in a crying mood as you can see on this THREAD. So break out your hankies for the DUmmie Tears are about to flow copiously. As usual the crybaby DUmmie wailings are in Bolshevik Red while the dry tear duct postings of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:

I am not a freeper and right now I am about ready ot cry

[I AM a Freeper and right now I am about to cry…NOT!]

I am not sure what is going on with this country.

[Eh! You know. Just the usual fascist right-wing takeover. Happens all the time.]

RELAX ! You are not alone.

[Yes. Plenty of other mentally distressed DUmmies here to share your pain.]

even though i have reached an intense level of depression....i am still hanging on to some hope.

[Yes. There is still hope that Kerry could pick up Wyoming.]

It's okay, really it is. Were doing fine! We still have a VERY good chance at this. A hard fight is what we expected. Deep breaths. Well do this!

[Take a deep breath and just keep holding it in. You’ll do this?]

I am not yet old enough to vote but when I am old enough I will vote for Kerry!!!

[Yeah, Kerry will arrange to be nominated again in 2020 just when you reach voting age and can cast a ballot for him.]

thanks for all the encouragement but god I need Kerry to win

[I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that Kerry will win. The bad news is that he will win the National Gigolo Competition.]

I would bet everyone here cannot accept four more years of *. Me, I'll be a mess if Kerry doesn't pull it out. We still have a chance. And if the shrub steals it, are you ready to contest it in protest? I am. If we don't win this in electoral votes, it still ain't over until the protests are over.

[Your travel ticket to Gitmo is in the mail.]

Not even Major Paine would tell you just to "get over it"! The whole friggin' WORLD is banging its head tonight! NO NO NO not four more years of THAT! If true, only the EU can help us now by pulling out their money from the Treasury.

[Hmmm….Your candidate doesn’t win so you want to bankrupt the country as punishment. Such a thoughtful DUmmie!]

Ohio...its the new florida

[Send in the lawyers!]

I started crying when they said people had to wait 5-6 hours to vote and they are still waiting. It is just so wrong!

[Who said that? The lawyers?]

Thank God I took tomorrow off. I'm not leaving the house.

[Even better. Don’t leave the bathroom.]

"If" Kerry loses.......then hopefully the democrats will learn that triangulation and moving to the center with no visible differences to the general public will not work without a Clinton.

[Psst! Hillary is available.]

I feel sick. I feel absolutely sick to my stomach right now. I just broke down in tears. I know it's not over, but I have this feeling of total devastation. Really, I don't know if I can live in this country for even a year more if the SOB wins.

[Try moving to North Korea. Very progressive country and they hate Bush there. You’ll love it!]

Keep a positive attitude, we don't want any lurking freepers to think we've given up already.

[Hee! Hee!]

Just hang tough....The fat lady hasn't even started to sing yet!!

[Didn’t I just heard the Fat Lady in Hawaii sing “Aloha?”]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushwins; du; duh; dumeltdown; dummies; dusruptors; election; pajamapeoplewin; silentmajoritywins
Well, time to hit the sack soon. There will be EVEN MORE Election Edition of the DUmmie FUnnies in the morning when the DUmmies wake up to their WORST NIGHTMARE. And if you want to continue reading future editions of the DUmmie Funnies, just ask to be placed on the PING List.
1 posted on 11/02/2004 9:56:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/02/2004 9:57:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hate to tell them, but the fat lady is singing loud and clear. Break out the kool-aid, the party is over.


3 posted on 11/02/2004 9:57:57 PM PST by Always Right
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To: PJ-Comix
That is funny!


Thanks for posting it!
4 posted on 11/02/2004 9:59:50 PM PST by dagoofyfoot
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To: Great Prophet Zarquon

PING!


5 posted on 11/02/2004 10:00:29 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have but one question:

Has ShortBus left the USA yet???


6 posted on 11/02/2004 10:01:19 PM PST by rocky88 (John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If I could post in the sewer,my post tonight would be...

"Forty More Years" :O)

7 posted on 11/02/2004 10:03:56 PM PST by Free Trapper (Terrorism is the Black Heart of Islam,not the fringe!)
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To: PJ-Comix

In your faces, DUpes!!!!

WE WILL CRUSH YOU

Kerry we despise, on the trail tellin’ lies
Thought 4 months in ‘Nam would make you prez some day
You got orange on yo' face
You big disgrace
Appeasin’ and whinin’ all over the place
Singin'

We will we will crush you!
We will we will crush you!

Mooron you’re a fat man dumb man
Fibbing in your film you thought you’d fool the whole world today
Got Twinkies on yo' face
You big disgrace
Soros spreadin’ your lies all over the place

We will we will crush you!
Sing it
We will we will crush you!

Rather you're an old man bad man
Your lyin’ eyes believe any forged docs that come your way
I See BS on your face
Tried to throw the race
Now it’s time for you to retire in disgrace

We will we will crush you!
(Today!)
We will we will crush you!
(Four more years!)
We will we will crush you!
We will we will crush you!
Alright


WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

Bush paid his dues
Time after time
Captured old Saddam
Destroyed Taliban
And lowered taxes
Helped more than a few
He’s had plenty of mud
Thrown in his face
But he’ll come through

He and Cheney will go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
The GOP’ll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
Don’t need lefty losers
'Cause the U.S. is the champion of the World

We’ve taken the fight
To the terrorist scum
Our troops have been wearied and wounded
Have bled and died for our freedom
I thank them all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
We’re fighting for the survival of
The whole human race
And we ain't gonna lose

America will go on and on and on and on…

We are the champions - my friends
Bush & Cheney will keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
Don’t need lefty losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till we win
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for DU losers
'Cause we are the champions


8 posted on 11/02/2004 10:04:02 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots." -- Ulysses S. Grant (a Republican))
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To: PJ-Comix
Just hang tough....The fat lady hasn't even started to sing yet!!

nope she just croaked right along with your hopes and dreams......Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

9 posted on 11/02/2004 10:04:19 PM PST by thingumbob (Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
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To: PJ-Comix
For my DUmmie friends:

Gray skies are gonna clear up
Put on a happy face
Wipe of the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face

Take of the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
That you decided to smile

Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that full of doubt look
Snap on a happy grin

Spread sunshine all over the place
And just put on a happy
Put on a happy face

Gray skies are gonna clear up
Put on a happy face
Wipe off the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face

Take of the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
That you decided to smile

Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that full of doubt look
Snap on a happy grin

Spread sunshine all over the place
And just put on a happy
Put on a happy face
10 posted on 11/02/2004 10:07:54 PM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thank You PJ this is truly great to read after the terrible day I had today.
11 posted on 11/02/2004 10:26:21 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well, time to hit the sack soon.

You can't go to bed!!! I'm counting on you to entertain me for the next 6 hours! This is my world and if I don't get my way I'm going to call the UN and the EU and I'm gonna take all my toys and go to France!

How's that for a DUmmie impression?

12 posted on 11/02/2004 10:28:21 PM PST by Laurita (There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Go ahead and go to bed, DU is closed. Of course I'm sure a clever guy like you has been registered . . .
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1267774/posts


13 posted on 11/02/2004 10:31:56 PM PST by Laurita (There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Keep a positive attitude, we don't want any lurking freepers to think we've given up already.

I can't imagine that anybody here would do that at such a delicate time.

14 posted on 11/02/2004 10:43:15 PM PST by rdl6989 (4 More Years! 4 More Years!)
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To: Free Trapper
"Forty More Years"

Perhaps, with the Supreme Court.

15 posted on 11/02/2004 10:46:41 PM PST by weegee (With Alaska we have 269...enough to win as it goes to the House.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix
LMAOROTF!

Thanks, Keep up the good work!

16 posted on 11/02/2004 10:50:10 PM PST by DirtyHarryY2K (G W B 2004! Friends Don't Let Friends Vote For DemocRATS)
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To: Laurita
Go ahead and go to bed, DU is closed. Of course I'm sure a clever guy like you has been registered . . .

Hee! Hee! I've been DEEP COVER on DU for years. I might even be one of their moderators. That's how DEEEEEEP my cover is over there.

17 posted on 11/02/2004 10:51:19 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: weegee

Yep,four more years with President Bush may set us up for forty that can be used to straighten some things up. :o)


18 posted on 11/02/2004 10:55:15 PM PST by Free Trapper (Terrorism is the Black Heart of Islam,not the fringe!)
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To: PJ-Comix
That would be f ing hilarious if you are a moderator! They would never know... :-)
19 posted on 11/02/2004 10:55:44 PM PST by arizonarachel (Logic = Conservative = FreeRepublic)
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To: PJ-Comix
I might even be one of their moderators.

LOL! Now that's something I hadn't even dreamed!

Hey! There'd better not be a "FReeper Funnies" by PJ over there! 8-)

Keep up the good work. Every time the numbers flipflop I taste my lunch all over again.

Thanks for keeping me distracted.

20 posted on 11/02/2004 10:56:49 PM PST by Laurita (There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping Me please. i've been reading for weeks but this is now gonna get real good in the next few days...thanks for the laughs!!!


21 posted on 11/02/2004 11:01:55 PM PST by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix
DUh Screenshots Page
Page Here 1.1 Mgbs Flash- Sorry, I didnt have time to put controls on it,
'Right-click' and uncheck 'play' if you wanna stop on a page. Click 'Play' again to continue.

22 posted on 11/02/2004 11:04:29 PM PST by 45semi (A Kennedy speaking, and the wind from me arse, bear suspicious resemblance...)
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To: rocky88
Has ShortBus left the USA yet???

ShortBus is waiting in line to cross over to Canada. He's checking the ashtray for roaches.

23 posted on 11/02/2004 11:11:05 PM PST by Sender (*F*O*U*R*M*O*R*E*Y*E*A*R*S*!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

pls ping me; i'll need this to unwind over the next, mmm, week.
thanks


24 posted on 11/02/2004 11:51:34 PM PST by philomath (from the state of franklin)
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To: PJ-Comix

please put me on the ping list...don't know how that works, but I need more laughter in my life!!! Thanx....


25 posted on 11/03/2004 12:10:20 AM PST by tina07 (Bush/Cheney'04)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

great song...


26 posted on 11/03/2004 12:12:21 AM PST by tina07 (Bush/Cheney'04)
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To: PJ-Comix

> are you ready to contest it in protest?

They couldn't get out the vote, but if it's a protest, they'll show up... every liberal loves a party, especially a collective whine-in.


27 posted on 11/03/2004 12:17:03 AM PST by EaglesUpForever
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To: PJ-Comix
I am not yet old enough to vote but when I am old enough I will vote for Kerry!!!

Better keep the polls open. Count every vote.

28 posted on 11/03/2004 12:27:17 AM PST by MattAMiller
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To: thingumbob
Just hang tough....The fat lady hasn't even started to sing yet!!

Elizabeth Edwards is making a statement?

Okay, maybe I'm not proud of that... but I couldn't help myself this morning.

29 posted on 11/03/2004 4:01:25 AM PST by GraceCoolidge
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To: arizonarachel
That would be f ing hilarious if you are a moderator!

Just to keep up my credibility I had to denounce several posters there as being Freeper trolls. Sorry I had to get rid of a few of you but I have to maintain my DEEP COVER. Besides, if I didn't denounce what looked to be a Freeper, someone else would down the road. A little piece of advice: If you are trying to infiltrate DUmmieland, don't try praising Hillary. It is a dead giveaway that the author is actually a Freeper.

Anyway, any Freeper who really wants to infiltrate DUmmieland needs to spend time there and study DUmmie Patois before even attempting to make a post.

30 posted on 11/03/2004 4:28:15 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: sauropod

read later


31 posted on 11/03/2004 4:36:40 AM PST by sauropod (Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: Choose Ye This Day; doug from upland; Mudboy Slim

I like this one.


32 posted on 11/03/2004 5:55:42 AM PST by sauropod (Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: PJ-Comix

you rule PJ!!!


33 posted on 11/03/2004 6:54:08 AM PST by CharlieOK1 (4 more years!!)
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To: tina07

Thanks.

Sorry it took me so long to respond...I had to finally go to sleep last night.


34 posted on 11/03/2004 8:17:57 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots." -- Ulysses S. Grant (a Republican))
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To: sauropod

Thank you kindly. Rock on!


35 posted on 11/03/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots." -- Ulysses S. Grant (a Republican))
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To: PJ-Comix
I started crying when they said people had to wait 5-6 hours to vote and they are still waiting. It is just so wrong!

Actually, I was praying they would stay in those lines no matter HOW long it took. I heard people here in AZ were waiting in line for 4 hours and after the polls closed just to register their vote!!

It's not sad, it's exciting to see!

36 posted on 11/03/2004 1:07:20 PM PST by valleygal
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To: GraceCoolidge

I've used that maybe a dozen times in the last 24 hours. Go ahead, keep using it. By tomorrow we won't be able to use it anymore as the Breck girl fades into obscurity and slithers back to the world of trial lawyers.


37 posted on 11/03/2004 1:30:36 PM PST by BJClinton
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To: DYngbld

ping


38 posted on 11/16/2004 6:25:26 AM PST by wasp69 (Hey, DUmmies! Can ya feel it? Does it hurt?)
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