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Bloggers Force Rather Into Retirement: Replacement Selected
Lex Rex ^ | 11/26/04 | Lex Rex

Posted on 11/26/2004 3:25:19 PM PST by Greek

In an effort to encourage a seamless transition between reporting styles, CBS has announced that former Information Minister to Saddam Hussein, known as "Baghdad Bob" will replace Dan Rather. CBS President Jeff Sagansky commented, "we wanted the viewers of CBS Evening News to eaze into the new anchor, and quite frankly, the timing was great for the recently unemployed minister." Although several candidates were considered for the job, Lex Rex has obtained footage of BB's screening. "He's a natural. We offered use of our forged document service to him, but he really won't need it. He's that good," stated Sagansky.

Baghdad Bob Replaces Rather


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: baghdad; rather; replacement
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1 posted on 11/26/2004 3:25:19 PM PST by Greek
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To: Greek

LOL!


2 posted on 11/26/2004 3:43:23 PM PST by 7.62 x 51mm ( veni vidi vino visa "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: Greek

Nice!


3 posted on 11/26/2004 3:44:12 PM PST by Bullish
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To: Greek
What's the frequency, Bob?

Leni

4 posted on 11/26/2004 3:45:57 PM PST by MinuteGal
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To: Greek

LOL! Will he be any worse than Danny boy? NO! :-)


5 posted on 11/26/2004 3:53:13 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: Greek
I anticipate an increase an increase in accuracy with this development :)
6 posted on 11/26/2004 4:50:38 PM PST by NickFlooding (Canceling out liberal votes since 1972.)
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To: NickFlooding
The level of accuracy is reflected in their new logo:

7 posted on 11/26/2004 6:54:42 PM PST by FreeKeys (The REAL story of the Pilgrims' THANKSGIVING is here: http://freedomkeys.com/thanksgiving2.htm)
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To: Greek

8 posted on 11/27/2004 9:45:04 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Dan Rather's got to go!)
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