DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-07 ("I'm about to have a votergate orgasm!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[lonevoice]

Any recount that is not completed by Dec/7th is not legtimate and has zero effect on the outcome of the Presidency

I was just reading your thread about this http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1295619/posts. It's really a good post, jveritas, and quite useful. I'm still studying the replies to try to get a handle on the issue. What I don't understand is this: if it's only an academic exercise, why is the Green Party paying for it and why did a Federal Judge agree to it. I'll keep checking your thread and see if I can figure it out.

[NonLinear]

And the font changes on the last page too. Did this come from Dan Rather?

[Charles Henrickson]

WE ARE DUMMIES
Tune: "I Am Woman"

We are DUmmies, hear us roar
In numbers up to thirty-four
And we know too much to calm down and relax
'Cause we've been through this before
When we counted on Al Gore
No one's ever gonna make us deal with facts!

Oh, yes, we are dumb
But it's past dumb gone insane
Yes, we've paid for Bev
But look how much we gained
If we have to, we can prove anything
We are strange (strange)
We are unstoppable (unstoppable)
We are DUmmies!

Charlie Henrickson

[PubliusEXMachina]

Can you have her talk to my wife?

[Not A Snowbird]

LOL! Good one!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Yes, we can prove to the world and anybody in the USA who will listen that the election was rigged and stolen...

Other than Jesse "If The Condom Don't Fit Don't Wear It" Jackson saying so what "proof" have they been giving? Idiot liberals... They think that all they have to do is make the claim for it to be true.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #418.

[stands2reason]

[ladyinred]

Didn't some stupid judge extend the time?

[PJ-Comix]

Thank you P-J Comix, and please write your DUFU book soon. I will be the first to buy it.

I already have more than enough text material for the book. All I need is a publishing company to publish and distribute it plus make arrangements with my cartoonists for the illustrations and comix stories. Someday there will be one HAPPY publisher and a whole bunch of publishers who wished they were in on the ground floor when they had the chance. As you can see from the many DUFU posts this book has already been market tested.

[prairiebreeze]

Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way.

[freedumb2003]

I nominate this one for hall of fame runner up:

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

LOLOL

No offense, PJ, but this one had me laughing so hard I was in tears. I literally was pounding the desk in mirth! This HAS to be a classic. Imagine it sung to "I am woman, hear me roar."

The delusion is really funny when you consider their size vs. FR. They think 500 posts is a "big" thread. It took them months to raise 10K (it took us a day).

Rethink this, PJ -- I think this is the dictionary definition of "delusion."

[evad]

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it.

We don't need no steeeenkin' approval.

[evad]

May I recommend Thunderbird, Vintage 2004. Either that or antifreeze will do.

ROTFLMAO...THAT's a classic!!!

[freedumb2003]

Sorry -- I posted before I saw your MUD-esque lyrics!

Hey MUD -- something to augment your offerings

[benice]

Gonna go buy some more gin now.

I knew it! They are all unemployed alcoholics just sitting around waiting for that welfare check.

[freedumb2003]

I knew it! They are all unemployed alcoholics just sitting around waiting for that welfare check.

Ya think????

Gin is the chosen booze of alcoholics. I have to assume that it is because it tastes so Gawd-awful. Why they go together, I dont know.

PJ is smarter with brandy. (it is brandy, right PJ?)

[PJ-Comix]

PJ is smarter with brandy. (it is brandy, right PJ?)

YUP! And that is exactly what I am sipping right now.