DUmmie FUnnies 02-21-05 ("Clueless about women, please help me out")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I feel almost as socially awkward about a dinner date with Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency to pitch the DUmmie Funnies book (with CD-ROM insert) as DUmmie steve2470 feels about his "cold sore" date. And I am still waiting for Jeff Kleinman's phone call. Oh well, he can always e-mail me at: PJ-Comix.

If you laughed like hell reading this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies then you should consider asking to be placed on the PING List.

[Crazieman]

first! ;)

Crazy dummies

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

first?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Dang! Not even close...

[luvie]

Funny that they seem clueless about women--I thought it was just that they were clueless about all things human!

[Darkwolf377]

"and told me she would kiss me except she had a cold sore on her mouth."

Clueless DUmmie, meet Anvil dropping from the sky to hit you on the head.

I literally couldn't read more beyond that line.

[Petronski]

...told me she would kiss me except she had a cold sore on her mouth.

Ewww. Why did Steve add the detail "on her mouth?" What else would she kiss him with?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I am laughing so hard at this one PJ. This is a tribute to the socially inbred DUmmies over at the DUngeon and will be a classic. Keep up the good work.

[kemathen7]

She's perfect for him ... except for that pesky religion thing.

This guy needs help.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I think there was another Medusa head lurking under her burqua.

[infidel29]

I think I saw the woman in question, note the cold sore on the lip...

[franksolich]

This is the "picture" I have of the DUmmies, when visiting DUmmieland.

One assumes DUmmies do not get out much, being glued to their chairs in a corner of a dark damp basement where their parents (in their 70s, maybe even their 80s) sequester the aged hippies and wannabe hippies, in the futile hope they might move out of the house and live on their own.

This particular DUmmie uses the slanguage of someone in his 50s, wishing to come across as "young" and "hip."

Blah, humbug.

[Roscoe Karns]

"Then she said she would kiss me except she had a cold sore on her mouth."
"Sweeeet!"

[infidel29]

I posted this pic to another thread, but it's sort of addressed to you. More foreign DUmmies protesting.

[pipecorp]

How romantic. She didn't want to share the gift that keeps on giving. This is clearly going somewhere, the toilet most likely.

[Caipirabob]

We have so much in common. We'd be a great couple, as long as religion, etc. didn't get in the way.

Uuungh!

Religion is the life's blood of the relationship, IMHO. I have a hard time imagining faithful Christians or Jews feel any different about that "small" (ah-hem) point. It's the foundation upon which a family is built.

[bigeasy_70118]

this gives me hope. I haven't had a second date for over 8 years.

[Maybe because you haven’t had a first date for over 12 years.]

This caused me to spit Abita Turbodog through my nose. Maybe the greatest line on FR ever.

[CzarNicky]

My god as pathetic as I am I must be a friggen Don Juan compared to these socially maladjusted freak show rejects.

[speed_addiction]

Poor steve2470. Got shotdown in a big way and doesn't even have a clue. Of course the rest of the DUmmies also see this but they worry about steve's self-esteem so they keep giving him hope.

Steve needs to get in touch with me for a few pointers. Well, maybe not. Steve probably would not know cool if it bit him on the ass. Cool can get you laid like nothing else. Cool and a temporary lowering of standards can get you DUmmie Faye.
Email if you want the pics!