I feel almost as socially awkward about a dinner date with Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency to pitch the DUmmie Funnies book (with CD-ROM insert) as DUmmie steve2470 feels about his "cold sore" date. And I am still waiting for Jeff Kleinman's phone call. Oh well, he can always e-mail me at:
PJ-Comix.
If you laughed like hell reading this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies then you should consider asking to be placed on the PING List.
1 posted on
02/21/2005 5:09:40 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
02/21/2005 5:10:38 PM PST by
Crazieman
(Islam. Religion of peace, and they'll kill you to prove it.)
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3 posted on
02/21/2005 5:11:16 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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4 posted on
02/21/2005 5:12:36 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
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Funny that they seem clueless about women--I thought it was just that they were clueless about all things human!
6 posted on
02/21/2005 5:14:51 PM PST by
luvie
("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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"and told me she would kiss me except she had a cold sore on her mouth."
Clueless DUmmie, meet Anvil dropping from the sky to hit you on the head.
I literally couldn't read more beyond that line.
7 posted on
02/21/2005 5:16:18 PM PST by
Darkwolf377
(Happy President's Day! Abraham Lincoln= our greatest president)
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...told me she would kiss me except she had a cold sore on her mouth. Ewww. Why did Steve add the detail "on her mouth?" What else would she kiss him with?
8 posted on
02/21/2005 5:16:48 PM PST by
Petronski
(Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
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I am laughing so hard at this one PJ. This is a tribute to the socially inbred DUmmies over at the DUngeon and will be a classic. Keep up the good work.
9 posted on
02/21/2005 5:17:35 PM PST by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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She's perfect for him ... except for that pesky religion thing.
This guy needs help.
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I think I saw the woman in question, note the cold sore on the lip...
12 posted on
02/21/2005 5:19:08 PM PST by
infidel29
(America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT- B.F.)
To: PJ-Comix
"Then she said she would kiss me except she had a cold sore on her mouth."
"Sweeeet!"
To: PJ-Comix
I posted this pic to another thread, but it's sort of addressed to you. More foreign DUmmies protesting.
15 posted on
02/21/2005 5:21:16 PM PST by
infidel29
(America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT- B.F.)
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How romantic. She didn't want to share the gift that keeps on giving. This is clearly going somewhere, the toilet most likely.
16 posted on
02/21/2005 5:21:23 PM PST by
pipecorp
(I'm done thinking, time to wipe.)
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We have so much in common. We'd be a great couple, as long as religion, etc. didn't get in the way.Uuungh!
Religion is the life's blood of the relationship, IMHO. I have a hard time imagining faithful Christians or Jews feel any different about that "small" (ah-hem) point. It's the foundation upon which a family is built.
17 posted on
02/21/2005 5:21:41 PM PST by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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this gives me hope. I haven't had a second date for over 8 years. [Maybe because you haven’t had a first date for over 12 years.]
This caused me to spit Abita Turbodog through my nose. Maybe the greatest line on FR ever.
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My god as pathetic as I am I must be a friggen Don Juan compared to these socially maladjusted freak show rejects.
19 posted on
02/21/2005 5:24:43 PM PST by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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Poor steve2470. Got shotdown in a big way and doesn't even have a clue. Of course the rest of the DUmmies also see this but they worry about steve's self-esteem so they keep giving him hope.
Steve needs to get in touch with me for a few pointers. Well, maybe not. Steve probably would not know cool if it bit him on the ass. Cool can get you laid like nothing else. Cool and a temporary lowering of standards can get you DUmmie Faye.
Email if you want the pics!
20 posted on
02/21/2005 5:29:01 PM PST by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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With any luck someone named Kennedy will drop by DU and give this guy some advice on how to treat a lady.
Hope they stop before the driving off a bridge part though.
22 posted on
02/21/2005 5:30:15 PM PST by
carlr
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This is just sad. I hope she lets him know that his lack of religious beliefs are just counter productive for any lasting relationship. And then she should change her phone number.
25 posted on
02/21/2005 5:31:45 PM PST by
MontanaBeth
(NEVER FORGET)
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When I escorted her out to the valet parking area, we chatted for a few minutes until her car came up. She then hugged me (with no prompting from me) and told me she would kiss me except she had a cold sore on her mouth.
ROTFLMAO! You stud, you. She actually hugged you without you begging... And if she didn't have herpes...
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I am speechless. I actually feel sorry for the poor DUmmie.
Not as sorry as I feel for his date, though.
27 posted on
02/21/2005 5:32:24 PM PST by
EllaMinnow
(Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
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