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DUmmie FUnnies 04-12-05 ("kerry crap and the election")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 12, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/12/2005 7:05:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Too tired right now to go into full grovel mode for Mary Matalin. However, not too tired to post my contact addy for her to let me know about my multi-million dollar DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) contract: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 04/12/2005 7:05:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Number ONE!


2 posted on 04/12/2005 7:05:52 PM PDT by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 04/12/2005 7:07:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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2


4 posted on 04/12/2005 7:08:35 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Heck, even I'm a sedevantist today)
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Let's see, a revolution, in America, in the summer...

i prefer revolution in music and dance and outside and picnics with family and kids playing.

Made up of music, dance, and picnics...Um, who's going to notice?

5 posted on 04/12/2005 7:10:33 PM PDT by EllaMinnow
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten!


6 posted on 04/12/2005 7:10:50 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I tried walking into a Target, but I missed.)
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Kerry's parents raised him well. You can see that today and in the movie "Going UpRiver." His parents must be proud.

Is it just me, or does this title sound like gay porn?

7 posted on 04/12/2005 7:12:17 PM PDT by MortMan (Quiet reflection does not involve a mirror.)
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john kerry , the rosie ruiz of politics.


8 posted on 04/12/2005 7:13:38 PM PDT by pipecorp (Which is more dangerous, a lying gun or a lying dem?)
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4th?


9 posted on 04/12/2005 7:14:08 PM PDT by Feiny (The tears of unfathomable sadness...Yummy...yummy.)
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To: MortMan

8?


10 posted on 04/12/2005 7:14:17 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: feinswinesuksass

How early do ya have to git here to be the first?


11 posted on 04/12/2005 7:14:58 PM PDT by rdl6989
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8 will get you 10 ;-P


12 posted on 04/12/2005 7:18:53 PM PDT by MortMan (Quiet reflection does not involve a mirror.)
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How early do ya have to git here to be the first?

You have to be here just before the second.

13 posted on 04/12/2005 7:19:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Kerry's parents raised him well. You can see that today and in the movie "Going UpRiver." His parents must be proud

I thought the name of that movie was "Going Upriver, Without a Paddle"?

Kerry has parents?

14 posted on 04/12/2005 7:19:11 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Solution for Terrorism: Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!)
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Kerry wasn't a bad candidate, but his campaign was PATHETIC. Right from the start of it when they f*cked up the balloon drop at the convention and his brother was all bent out of shape cursing the happenings. "Why aren't the f*cking balloons coming down?!?" If that wasn't a sign of things to come, I don't know what was.

The balloon mishap was definitely the least of his probs, but man was that funny! So glad this DUmmie reminded us of this!

15 posted on 04/12/2005 7:22:23 PM PDT by KJC1
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The DUmmies really believe Kerry ran a great campaign & the media tried to stop him? What meds are they on....not that I want any....but just in case Haillary wins in 08.


16 posted on 04/12/2005 7:23:15 PM PDT by Feiny (The tears of unfathomable sadness...Yummy...yummy.)
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"Rat-F*cker" Rove"


OK I'll give em that one because he definately stuck it to em.


17 posted on 04/12/2005 7:23:50 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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Unfortunately, to take office, he needed a very large margin (by presidential election standards), say 5-6 percent at least, to overcome the vote thefts all over the country. We'll never know what the real vote was -- I'm thinking about 51% K - 48% B,

So they are saying that they need 5-6% MORE than the 10+% they already get for dead, multiple, and illegal votes? They are in deeper $hit than even they know....

18 posted on 04/12/2005 7:24:26 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Solution for Terrorism: Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!)
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I am very glad that these insane delusional liberals are our opponents. They are too dumb to ever win again, ever.
19 posted on 04/12/2005 7:25:25 PM PDT by jveritas (The Left cannot win a national election ever again.)
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Why are they so angry, it's not like they sent the 1st team out or anything?? Maybe their tired of Ash Heaps??

Pray for W and Our Troops

20 posted on 04/12/2005 7:25:45 PM PDT by bray (Iraq, freed from Saddamn now Pray for Freedom from Mohammad)
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