[PJ-Comix]

Too tired right now to go into full grovel mode for Mary Matalin. However, not too tired to post my contact addy for her to let me know about my multi-million dollar DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) contract: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[speed_addiction]

Number ONE!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[EllaMinnow]

Let's see, a revolution, in America, in the summer...

i prefer revolution in music and dance and outside and picnics with family and kids playing.

Made up of music, dance, and picnics...Um, who's going to notice?

[MortMan]

Kerry's parents raised him well. You can see that today and in the movie "Going UpRiver." His parents must be proud.

Is it just me, or does this title sound like gay porn?

[pipecorp]

john kerry , the rosie ruiz of politics.

[dirtbiker]

Kerry's parents raised him well. You can see that today and in the movie "Going UpRiver." His parents must be proud

I thought the name of that movie was "Going Upriver, Without a Paddle"?

Kerry has parents?

[KJC1]

Kerry wasn't a bad candidate, but his campaign was PATHETIC. Right from the start of it when they f*cked up the balloon drop at the convention and his brother was all bent out of shape cursing the happenings. "Why aren't the f*cking balloons coming down?!?" If that wasn't a sign of things to come, I don't know what was.

The balloon mishap was definitely the least of his probs, but man was that funny! So glad this DUmmie reminded us of this!

[cripplecreek]

"Rat-F*cker" Rove"


OK I'll give em that one because he definately stuck it to em.

[dirtbiker]

Unfortunately, to take office, he needed a very large margin (by presidential election standards), say 5-6 percent at least, to overcome the vote thefts all over the country. We'll never know what the real vote was -- I'm thinking about 51% K - 48% B,

So they are saying that they need 5-6% MORE than the 10+% they already get for dead, multiple, and illegal votes? They are in deeper $hit than even they know....

[jveritas]

I am very glad that these insane delusional liberals are our opponents. They are too dumb to ever win again, ever.

[bray]

Why are they so angry, it's not like they sent the 1st team out or anything?? Maybe their tired of Ash Heaps??

Pray for W and Our Troops

[speed_addiction]

i prefer revolution in music and dance

[Charles Henrickson]

i am not opposed to a revolution, wink. i just was watching jon stewart. he and another guy were saying how bad a candidate kerry was. i just dont think he was a bad candidate. i thought he was a good cadidate, with all he had to go against. my gosh, all the labels and what people wanted from him. i wasnt a fan, but i really grew to like kerry. no point. just stewart saying it on national tv gave me a bit of reality check.

mr. e. e. cummings, ladies and gentlemen.

[eyespysomething]

lol lol we have a 72 yr old pot smoker on this site, lol. now that is rebelling, every day of his/her life for quite some time. we are the best at being rebels

Too bad they aren't the best at winning elections. But look out for the 72 year old pot smoker! He's quite the rebel.

[Darkwolf]

"we are the best at being rebels"

If there is a "Golden Rule" for rebels it's that they don't go around telling people what great rebels they are.

[rdl6989]

i have been going to past music and trying to pull out the revolutionary music to copy onto tape for my car. (rocket launcher) so this summer i can get kids motivated. i dont need violence, no sir, not my thing. i prefer revolution in music and dance and outside and picnics with family and kids playing. marches. democrats are so cool, we should have the coolest of revolution. and we are way smarter This DUmmy speaks of non-violence and refers to his car as a rocket launcher in the same paragraph.

[freedumb2003]

i have been going to past music and trying to pull out the revolutionary music to copy onto tape for my car

But it is getting more difficult to get blank 8-tracks!

[dirtbiker]

i wasnt a fan, but i really grew to like kerry.

Kerry tends to grow on you, too....like a fungus....

[carlr]

Even people in Vietnam said those lies were outrageous.

That would probably be the communists and their descendants that the treasonous bast##d met with back in the 70^s.

[dirtbiker]

he did the debates well

He debated?

he ran his cmapaign well

He had a campaign?

he had crowds and they worked them

There were crowds?

he had......good plans for the country

He had a plan?