Anti-Patriot Bruce Springsteen "Baby We Were Born To Cut And Run"

JoeClarke.Net ^ | 04/27/05 | Joe Clarke

[joeclarke]

Anti-Patriot Bruce Springsteen "Baby We Were Born To Cut And Run"

I have often wondered what The Boss, Bruce Springsteen, was doing when I was serving in the Marine Corps in Vietnam from which I was medevaced out of in 1970.

I put together this little ditty during the Bush-Kerry campaign when Brucey was stumping for that faking traitor John Kerry.

With a little coaxing, I could put this to music in that mumbling Bruce Springsteen style.

Baby, We Were Born To Cut And Run - Bruce Sprungspleen

I'm glad I'm not sweating and bleedin in the streets of Baghdad - I am too clean a machine.

I evaded Vietnam like my friend Bill Clinton - I had to sing and make the girls scream.

No jeeps to drive, no tanks to ride in a hostile warring place.

I likes my cozy Asbury Park - let others take my place.

Its so much safer on E - Street and Greenwich has the poets.

I could imitate Bobby Dylan like Melencamp but many folks just didn't knowit.

The way to protect America is with the guitar and not the gun,

'Cause, tramps like us, baby we were born to cut and run.

[Chi-townChief]

John Kerry claimed to be a big war hero back when I was in school.
Then he got caught in a lie 'bout his service; And now he looks like a fool.
He used to boast "Bring it on!" but now he just cries ... "Cut it out!"
But whenever he gets up in front of a crowd, he can't resist lyin' aboutttttt ........ his
Glory Days!! Now he just plays the part
Glory Days!! of a vet with a Purple Heart
Glory Days!! Glory Dayyyyyyys!!!

[beansox]

Bruces album dropped yesterday. Looks like hes lost half his fan base. His last album sold 525,000 copies in its first week. The album that dropped yesterday is on track to only sell 200,000 copies. Let him keep rambling, hes only hurting himself.

[raccoonradio]

According to Drudge he played a concert in AZ and when someone in the crowd yelled out "F--- the President",
the Boss ad libbed "That's right". I think he was part of the Vote For Change tour last year and I vote to change the station when he comes on.

[superdad]

AZCentral reports: Springsteen captivates Glendale crowd with acoustic show to over 5000 fans. http://www.azcentral.com/ent/music/articles/0501springsteenrev01.html Unreported, Glendale Arena Capacity: 17500.