I got Banned at DU!

I've been lurking for about a year making occasional posts, nothing outrageous, just common sense. And I got lambasted for that!

But the Christian bashing got a little TOO bad just recently. The atheists and bigots over there are offending even the DUers who consider themselves Christians.

There was this post with a joke comparing the Pope to a Nazi. I thought turnabout was fair play. So I took a couple of lawyer jokes and used the word "atheist" instead.

"Q) What do you have when an atheist is buried up to his neck in sand? A) Not enough sand!

Q) Whats the difference between a porcupine and a bus load of bigot atheists? A) On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside!"

Thats it. Thats ALL I said... Apparently the Christian bashers can dish it out, but the can't take it! Liberals have ZERO sense of humor.Oh, they're are real funny when they are discriminating against people of faith...but one post at their expense...CALL THE MODS! HOW DARE HE! Waaaaah!

There was one post where I disagreed with the praise for communist Cuba, I mentioned the librarians who Fidel arrested in 2004 for the horrible crime of advocating free speech, and I was called a liar! Furthermore one DUer called me out as a Freeper troll. I reported him, and he got banned! You guys were soooo close! Had anyone perused my posts, you would have known the truth!

2) NEVER, EVER criticize a communist country. Yoda in his wisdom lives there! This is real! China with all her human rights abuses can only be presented as angelic next to the vile USA.

3)There is a group of DUers who advocate the violent Communist takeover of the US.

4) Sedition and treason lie just under the surface there...I think too many visits by the Secret Service shut off the more ardent support for violence...but its THERE!

5) DUers post ALL the time! Day or night. They live there! Seriously, one guy DIED at his computer in his mom's basement! These guys have NO life. They are amoral, or rather "above morals." Laws do not constrain them. They are surprised when a terrorist at Gitmo has his letters censored. They are shocked when an anarchist gets arrested and his held for an entire day!

The hatred for Christians and Jews is astounding! Actually they live in a miserable world of hate, even their jokes are hateful.

None of them are ever happy.They are offended that President Bush continues in office. They cannot even say the word "President."

And delusional! Wow. You thought DU Funnies was revealing. Imagine entire forums of fantasy and hate speech.

At least I got an opus in over there...:)

Okay, so you caught me. Well, actually, you didn’t. See, you’re all too DUmb to have figured me out. I was right under your noses, but you couldn’t catch me because I said all the right things (i.e., Chimp, Shrub, etc.). See, you probably clicked on this thread just because of the title. Oh, some of you may have sensed that my “playing devil’s advocate” wasn’t on the up and up, but due to my saying all the right things, I fooled most of you.

You see, I hate this website. I hate all that it stands for which, frankly, in the big picture, isn’t much (just seeing what juvenile activities you can get away with). You all remind me of what the worst in our society is. Oh, don’t think I’ll leave you alone. I’ll be back, but only to laugh at the complete lunacy that goes on here day after day and expose all of you for the hateful, anti-freedom idiots you are.

What’s that you say? I’ve just earned myself a tombstone? You mean one of those little things that say, “Here lies a disrupter. He disrupted poorly.” Well, if that’s the case, how come I’ve lasted this long? What more did I have to say to prove I was a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL? Seems to me like Skinner, Elad, and any other mods there are should have one on their profile page that says, “Here lies a moderator. He was totally inept at his job.” And I see that you’ve got new moderators. They’re probably just as dim as the old ones, so I don’t really see the point in changing.

What’s my beef with DUh? I don’t know. How about the total lack of civility displayed towards anyone who doesn’t share your exact same narrow view of the world? Anyone who doesn’t agree with you completely must be a Nazi fascist Repug. Never mind that it was people on your side who recently starved a woman to death, because her life “was not worth living”. Let me tell you something. I’ve been around disabled people. Every life is worth living.

Oh, and as for this whining about how Carter wasn’t taken as part of the official delegation to the pope’s funeral and why he wasn’t taken ahead of Condi Rice. Condi is the Secretary of State. Like it or not, it is part of her duty to go to the funerals of foreign heads of state, as the pope was. A former president is a private citizen and may be asked to go by the current president to go. Pres. Bush chose not to ask him. And by the way, I’ve heard rumors that Carter didn’t even want to go. That’s very much like him. Two popes died during his presidency, and he went to the funeral of neither.

Also, I’ve seen on here how Carter is a good man, a great humanitarian. I call BS. Carter did terrible harm to our country during his miserably failed presidency. Anything that he does with Habitat for Humanity could never make up for the damage he caused. Luckily, though, the country had enough sense to vote the little peanut guy out in 1980 and replace him with a real humanitarian. As for this business of him being a good Christian, would a good Christian go and certify fraudulent elections of dictators? Wait, I’m asking Loon-itarians, atheists, and “liberal Christians” (what an oxymoron). The correct answer is no.

Now, I can already sense your seething rage. “Chimp-ler stole two elections and you’re asking about fraudulent elections in some god-forsaken country?” How did I know you were going to ask that? Simple. I have in my possession a machine that can sense stupid questions from thousands of miles away. The answer to your question is that Bush didn’t steal either election, and that if you had even half the brain power God gave a pissant, that would be incredibly clear to you. Instead, you are lead around by that buck-toothed moron Al Franken, just like you idiots were deceived by Bev Harris. Oh, and did I mention I BELIEVE that you all are a bunch of sore losers?

Finally, I’ve noticed that you idiots adore Ron Reagan, because he spews the same garbage you do and couldn’t even keep his politics out of his eulogy at his own father’s funeral (Turning funerals into a political circus is kind of a trend with you libs, huh?). Well, my beef with that is that he’s a talentless nobody. His name is what got him a job at PMSNBC. And when you morons get tired of the novelty of having Ronald Reagan on your side politically, he will go back to being a nobody, just like when you started going to the Ditzy Twits concerts because of what they said. They lost their core audience and eventually you got tired of their style. Now their concerts are just “Wide Open Spaces”. So it will be with Ronald Prescott Reagan.

Do I expect you to listen to me? Of course not. You’ll blindly follow Pied Piper Pitt and anyone else who spews what you want to hear. Keep on doing it, because I enjoy watching the pointless “I believe” threads, and even the new “salad dressing and pie revolution” threads. I also want to add that PJ-Comix sends his best and he feels the same way. Oh and buy his book when it comes out. You will be the stars.

One final beef, though. I know you just love coming over to Free Republic and you are more than welcome to do so. You just might learn something. But, please people. The quality of your trolling is atrocious. I mean, take a look at these links:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1385081/posts?page=1
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1384624/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1384505/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383889/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1380396/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/keyword?k=zot

All contain logical fallacies. Worse than that, though, is the fact that most come with grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. You may not understand this, but unlike DU, FR does have standards. Please keep in mind that you should not troll Free Republic if you are drunk, high or incapacitated by any malady (such as liberalism).

In conclusion, I would like to add:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Yes, that is our flame. FReepers wrote it before this pathetic website even came into existence. I say this because some of you even flamed Pres. Bush with it. We’ll thank you to get some original ideas. Commence the anger. You’re so cute when you’re angry.

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