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DUmmie FUnnies 05-04-05 ("How did we come to this? Damn you George Bush!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 4, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:52:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Damn you George Bush! It’s your fault! I don’t care what it is. It is the fault of George Bush! Sound familiar? If so, then you have already been exposed to the thematic drumbeat of DUmmieland. Therefore it is not surprising that the latest beat on the DUmmie drumhead comes in the form of this THREAD titled, “How did we come to this? Damn you George Bush!” What was the cause of the latest outburst? The release by the U.S. Army of a photo showing a soldier holding a child wounded by a terrorist car bomb. Of course, the DUmmies would NEVER think to condemn the ones who actually set off the blast. No. It is the fault of George Bush. So let us now analyze this latest example of DUmmie blindness scrawled in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, tempted to blame a Florida thunderstorm yesterday on George Bush, is in the [brackets]:

“Picture released by the U.S. Army Tuesday, May 3, 2005 shows a U.S. Army soldier comforting a child fatally wounded in a car bomb blast in Mosul, 360 km (225 miles) northwest of Baghdad, Iraq, Monday, May 2, 2005.”

[So you will be condemning the TERRORISTS for setting off this car bomb, right?]

This is got to be the saddest picture I've ever seen. What we are doing is insane and all because of the madman occupying the Oval Office. Damn you George Bush, damn you to hell.

[Oops! Silly me. I forgot we are in DUmmieland. It is the fault of George Bush. The terrorists get a free ride.]

Bush is truly a piece of shit. I can't think of anything else to say.

[How about saying even a slight word of condemnation of the terrorists who actually set off the bomb? But I guess that would be too much to expect.]

That is about the saddest thing I've ever seen...guess the media won't pick it up...if they did, I think it would change minds and hearts.

[The media won’t pick it up? Did you even check the source for that photo? Ap.org. It was from the AP.]

People need to see this picture. I can't believe the Army released it. Someone on the inside must be sick of this shit too.

[Maybe they are sick of the terrorists. But that wouldn’t occur to you.]

With a little help from the people of DU this picture could be seen by tens of millions of people.

[Hopefully tens of millions of people will see the sad picture the DUmmies are painting of themselves.]

Maybe the army thought it would make us mad to see what the insurgents are doing to civilians.

[Gee. Do ya think maybe, just maybe, it could be so?]

Nope, I don't blame them for this pic. I blame George Bush. The death of that child and the destruction of that soldiers life are 100% his fault.

[All the fault of George Bush! Removal of Saddam from power? I blame George Bush! Syrians leaving Lebanon? I blame George Bush! Kurds no longer being slaughtered? I blame George Bush! It is his fault! Damn him!!!]

The soldier belongs home with his child, the child dying in his arms belongs home with his family, and George W. Bush belongs in prison, along with a sizeable chunk of his administration.

[And you belong in an asylum with the rest of DUmmieland.]

I wish someone would stop the madness!

[I agree. Shut down DUmmieland.]

I just answered someone who said I was dreaming about the voting machines being rigged, I know they were, I saw it with my own eyes, and still Ohio smolders…

[Now we know what you are telling your shrink for the analyst’s couch.]

F*CK gwb**! F*ck all of the f*ckers that control him! F*ck them all!

[Stand by for just a little while longer. Your meds will be medivaced in within the hour.]

Shrub is an example of pure, f*cking evil...just look at the picture in chlamor's post. I'm just wondering where the 666 is hiding...

[On the inner crevice of your tush.]

I could not match that facial expression if I tried. It is truly the face of pure f*ckin' evil.

[If it bothers you so much, then just put the mirror down.]

I spent 10 or so minutes in front of a mirror trying to duplicate that expression. It can't be done. It is disturbs on a visceral level.

[Your face disturbs on all levels without practice.]

F*CK YOU GEORGE F*CKING BUSH!

[Leather strap or electro-shock? Your choice.]

I am so sad for this country I once thought of as home. I feel like such a stranger in Amerika. When will it end? America, WAKE THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!

[You feel like a stranger in “Amerika?” See that EXIT sign? No one is keeping you from leaving.]

Reminds me of the Oklahoma City photo of the fireman with the dead toddler in his arms, and that may be part of the reason it is so very haunting. Bless the soldier and the babe in his arms.

[You didn’t blame George Bush… LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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WOO! HOO! Just a few minutes ago I heard Mary Matalin on the Don Imus show mention the DUmmies. Okay, she was joking to Imus that she wanted a couple of guys who work for him to write a book called, "Working for DUmmies for DUmmies." I admit that is thin gruel to get excited about but I am willing to grab any tidbit Mary throws out.

HOWEVER, I will soon be announcing something that WILL put the DUmmie FUnnies into the newspaper pages very frequently. I just got the message about this last night. I won't say now what it is except to mention that the DUmmie FUnnies is not only a good bet to become a bestseller but just a good bet period. You can bet on it.

And Mary Matalin can place her bet on the DUmmie FUnnies by contacting me about a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 05/04/2005 5:52:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

"Amerika?"



Those psychotic delusionals at DU are just so darn CUTE sometimes.


2 posted on 05/04/2005 5:53:58 AM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 05/04/2005 5:54:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

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4 posted on 05/04/2005 5:55:37 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (no electrons were harmed in the making of this tagline, well maybe just a few...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5?


5 posted on 05/04/2005 5:55:38 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies: What part of "pay any price, bear any burden, oppose any foe" don't you understand?)
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6 posted on 05/04/2005 5:56:21 AM PDT by franksolich (<<always intrigued by financial shenanigans by public figures)
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To: PJ-Comix
......it's Bush's fault!

ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS EMPEROR--CHIMPUS KHAN!!!

7 posted on 05/04/2005 5:58:17 AM PDT by luvie ((Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05))
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To: PJ-Comix
I spent 10 or so minutes in front of a mirror trying to duplicate that expression.

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

8 posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:17 AM PDT by NRA1995 (John Edwards: "Mah daddy worked in a MEEL")
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To: PJ-Comix

"Damn you George Bush, damn you to hell."


OK I got a planet of the apes visual from that. Chimpus Khan is pleased.


9 posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:22 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Damn you George Bush

Curse you Red Baron.

10 posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:50 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: PJ-Comix

I use to think that psychology was a worthless science, but these people prove me wrong each day.


11 posted on 05/04/2005 6:00:02 AM PDT by Paradox ("It is well that war is so terrible, lest we grow too fond of it."- Robert E. Lee)
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To: PJ-Comix

7?!?!? This would be my first time in the top 10!! Can it be so?!?!

Good one today PJ!!


12 posted on 05/04/2005 6:02:27 AM PDT by mozrock (I have nothing clever to state)
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To: mozrock

Doh!!


13 posted on 05/04/2005 6:03:09 AM PDT by mozrock (I have nothing clever to state)
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To: Paradox

The proper academic term for DUmmies (really) is "abnormal psychology"--it's a whole branch of psychology by itself.


14 posted on 05/04/2005 6:03:49 AM PDT by franksolich (<<always intrigued by financial shenanigans by public figures)
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To: PJ-Comix

Someone should post pictures of all the Serbian children Clinton bombed for no reason.


15 posted on 05/04/2005 6:07:13 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: franksolich

Can you imagine the captions the DUmmies will be adding to the picture when they force people to view it? I'm sure some will outright lie and call it the direct result of American fire and others will blame Americans for the terrorists who kill women and children.


16 posted on 05/04/2005 6:09:27 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: PJ-Comix

"That is about the saddest thing I've ever seen...guess the media won't pick it up...if they did, I think it would change minds and hearts. "

Yes, sane people would be more determined to beat these terrorists.


17 posted on 05/04/2005 6:14:16 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

"I just answered someone who said I was dreaming about the voting machines being rigged, I know they were, I saw it with my own eyes, and still Ohio smolders… "

He saw it being rigged with his own eyes???? Yes, you were dreaming.


18 posted on 05/04/2005 6:16:40 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: cripplecreek

I saw this photograph all over the news media yesterday, and thus far the DUmmies are the only ones blaming it on George Bush (but give Katie Couric time).


19 posted on 05/04/2005 6:18:28 AM PDT by franksolich (<<always intrigued by financial shenanigans by public figures)
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To: PJ-Comix

The proof of DUmmieland's mental illness lies in the fact that they keep on posting their crap when they know dang good and well most of the civilized people in this nation (and a few across the way) are laughing their heads off at them.

If they were not mentally ill, they would be ashamed to be a part of Democrat Underground and never pull the site up again.

But the comedy lover in me sure is glad they keep on keepin' on. It is perfectly OK to laugh at this group of retards only. That's because they don't think they are sick.

Nah, its still wrong. Sorry DUmmies.


20 posted on 05/04/2005 6:19:28 AM PDT by whereasandsoforth (Stamp out liberals with the big boot of truth)
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