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DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-05 ("Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/11/2005 6:22:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

There is a really funny scene in the movie, Back To School. The Rodney Dangerfield character, Thornton Mellon, is a student in a history class conducted by the crazed Professor Terguson (Sam Kinison). Professor Terguson lets loose with an incredibly outraged outburst and invites an equally loony response from his student, Thornton Mellon. Well, this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!” reminds me of that scene from Back To School. A DUmmie delivers an OVER THE TOP rant about Karl Rove plus the EVIL Bush Regime and invites his fellow DUmmies to join in with his nuttiness which they happily oblige. As usual, the DUmmie rants which make Professor Terguson look sane are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that crazed DUmmies are almost as FUnnie as a Sam Kinison comedy routine, is in the [brackets]:

Warning, ROVE RAGE! Enter at your own risk!

[I’m chuckling already. Continue DUmmie Quixote1818.]

Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably committed treason, perjury, made a consorted effort to spread misinformation to the press, defrauded OUR government, obstructed justice, compromised our national security by blowing the cover of a CIA agent involved in monitoring WMD around the world, FIXED INTELLIGENCE to fit their f*cking policy to take us into a BOGUS, Illegal, BLOODY F*CKING WAR. Their lies have left over ten thousand Americans either dead, mutilated or inflicted with the darkest forms of post traumatic stress syndrome one can imagine! Their lies have killed tens of thousands of Iraqi's, destroyed a whole country's infrastructure, spread depleted uranium all over Iraq which will inflict perhaps hundreds of thousands of Iraqi and American people with cancer and extreme pain. They have increased terrorism around the world, turned the world against us, blown 300 Billion of our taxes, ruined our army, not protected our soldiers with armor, tortured human beings, fixed elections, appointed nuts to our federal courts and all the while acting like they were appointed by GOD and could do no wrong!

[I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!]

I am not only outraged I am F*CKING NUMB and feeling almost lost because it seems like all people care about is Michael Jackson's soap opera!!!!! The GOD DAM F*CKING PRESS WONT DO A thing about this or anything illegal Bush does yet they become infatuated with a blue dress with Bubbas seed on it??? Our lame Democratic leadership with the exception of John Conyers are a bunch of pussies who let Bush get away with EVERYTHING and we have a bunch of scumbags on FR slandering someone as kind and decent and beautiful as Andy who was dying of cancer???? What the hell is our world coming to????

[Continue Professor Terguson, oops, I mean DUmmie Quixote1818.]

We can start something here on DU and we can start it NOW! No more wondering what the next article is going to say about Rove, it's time for us to speak up loud and clear. It's time to call our congress people and SCREAM at them to get off their asses and represent the people who elected them and confront this corrupt administration with some real guts! It's time to start websites, it's time to write every press person on the planet, it's time to march, it's time to RAISE HELL!

[Let me guess. The Karl Rove being frogwalked out of the White House scenario is going NOWHERE. But continue with the comedy act…]

Can I please see some outrage on this thread? The kind the actions of this administration deserves! And better yet what are we going to do with that rage to change this situation?

[“Can you please be as CRAZY as me? Is there no Thornton Mellon out there who can match my crazy Professor Terguson routine?” Well, don’t worry, DUmmie Quixote1818. Your total lack of sanity will be more than matched by your equally crazed fellow DUmmies as we shall see.]

Gladly f*ck those mother f*ckers!!! The press is f*cking guilty! Democrats are a bunch of bought off spineless pieces of shit! Republicans running things are the epitomy of evil! F*ck'um all start to hell!!! Hell is too good!

[Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the f*cking wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the f*cking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!

Thornton Melon: All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!]

I'm outraged -but my emails don't seem to force the MSM into printing stories on this. Just a suspician, but I think SOMEONE is actively attempting to cover it up. That's what we're fighting against. Which means we have to scream louder and longer than the opposition. Public apathy doesn't help. Why do I feel like I'm living in the middle of Germany in WWII?

[Perhaps because you are living in the middle of a padded cell.]

mitigating psyops impact on civilian institutions. In order to counteract attempts at "velvet revolutions" or undue influence, governments have often been heavy-handed in the dictation of propaganda to media outlets. Because of the role of propaganda, some incursions on civilian media are unavoidable. The question we should really be asking is how to cooperatively ensure objectivity instead of enforcing dogma. After all, foreign governmental influence on the media is even less welcome than domestic governmental influence. Joint civilian and military review panels, discussions about how to detect psyops and false reports, joint media and military investigations, and objectivity standards would be useful if undertaken sincerely. Unfortunately it would be rather pollyanna-ish to assume such could ever be done.

[Psyops and Liphops and Mihops, Oh My! Psyops and Liphops and Mihops, Oh My!]

Sure wish I could verbally rage like that.

[A good start would be a reading of King Lear.]

MediaWhores abound; Democracy weeps; we're f*cking pissed-off! Excellent. There are all sorts of people who are extremely angry. They include nearly everyone I talk to outside of my work setting (which is not political) and even people I talk to there will spontaneously comment on what a POS the administration is. Here's the good news, with NO F*CKING PRESS COVERAGE over 50% (and you know they lie about this) of the population thinks the war is a big f'ing mistake; 42% in Zogby (he got his revenge didn't he) said that * should be impeached...4 2 %...if he lied about WMD (well a majority think he lied so the next time they ask it, the question will be, Should the pResident be impeached? The numbers will continue to push up,up. I'm in contact with my congressman and senators and they're hearing it loud and clear. No more holding back; time to tell the truth; it's AMF time for *!

[I am lacking an Asylum Dictionary so could you tell us what “AMF” means, DUmmie autorank?

I'm way beyond outrage...For me, outrage is SO 2003. I've moved beyond that to acceptance, and now I'm just waiting for them to self-destruct. It's happening as we speak, and it's ugly. It'll take a bit more time, but they will destroy themselves.

[Speaking of self-destructing… Hee! Hee!]

The cabal in charge are well aware of what is coming. Shit - they do all they can to "bring it on". Meanwhile - we should all keep hollering. The train wreck is coming - but there is still time to pull the brakes or jump off...

[I recommend the “jump off” option for you DUmmie pengu1n.]


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Well, I finally discovered a rum even better than Flor de Caña Gold slow-aged rum. It is Flor de Caña White extra-dry slow aged rum of which I was slogging down copious quantities on Saturday while cooped up indoors all day due to Hurricane Dennis. Of course, I returned to it again yesterday. When I discovered that I couldn't access the FR, I shut down the 'puter. However, while the 'puter was shutting down, I passed out in my chair and when I woke up some time later I forgot that I had shut down the 'puter. Therefore I started moving my mouse in an attempt to get my screen up again. When that didn't work I passed out for a second time, woke up again, and attempted the same routine again with my mouse. After violently moving my mouse back and forth, it occured to me to check to see if the computer was even on. When I discovered it was OFF all this time, I figured that was enough rum for the weekend so I finally hit the sack. But guess what? I still didn't have the slightest hangover due to the GREAT quality of that rum. And now, unfortunately, I find I only have about a two day supply left in that 1.75 liter bottle. SNIFF!

I sure hope a publisher at least inquires about my book publishing idea that will REVOLUTIONIZE that industry. The ones who should be most interested in such an idea are book authors themselves since it will bring them big flows of revenue again from books they wrote that they long ago gave up any idea of earning further royalties from. I therefore urge Mary Matalin to contact me at PJ-Comix about this idea. Oh, and of course I will also be talking her ears off about a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories PLUS other goodies) deal.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 07/11/2005 6:22:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

2nd?


2 posted on 07/11/2005 6:23:19 AM PDT by NeonKnight
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 07/11/2005 6:23:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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4 posted on 07/11/2005 6:24:34 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (we should not hesitate to resolve the tension in favor of the Constitution's original meaning-Thomas)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten?


5 posted on 07/11/2005 6:25:19 AM PDT by OldSmaj (Hey Islam...I flushed a koran today and I let my dog pp on it first. Come get me, moon bats!)
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6?


6 posted on 07/11/2005 6:26:55 AM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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PJ's back... and: TOP TEN, baybeeeeee! YEAH!!! :)


7 posted on 07/11/2005 6:27:14 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: PJ-Comix
compromised our national security by blowing the cover of a CIA agent involved in monitoring WMD around the world

Strange.

The Looney Left is complaining about a CIA agent being exposed.

What next? The NAACP complaining about black judges?

8 posted on 07/11/2005 6:29:28 AM PDT by N. Theknow (If Social Security is so good - why aren't members of Congress in it?)
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all these people see are RED...in more way than one.

hopefully the staff will increase his meds. soon.
9 posted on 07/11/2005 6:31:05 AM PDT by socialismisinsidious
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Top ten!


10 posted on 07/11/2005 6:31:45 AM PDT by RoyalsFan (Freepmail me if you want on my Royals ping list)
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10?


11 posted on 07/11/2005 6:31:49 AM PDT by Romish_Papist (The times are out of step with the Catholic Church. God Bless Pope Benedict XVI.)
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BAH!


12 posted on 07/11/2005 6:32:02 AM PDT by Romish_Papist (The times are out of step with the Catholic Church. God Bless Pope Benedict XVI.)
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Here are the sober facts! This f*cking Administration has probably committed treason, perjury, made a consorted effort to spread misinformation to the press, defrauded OUR government, obstructed justice, compromised our national security

Reading Ron Browns Body right now and that would be a perfect description of the Clinton administration.

14 posted on 07/11/2005 6:35:21 AM PDT by carlr
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This is one of your best yet PJ. I've been through the archives.


15 posted on 07/11/2005 6:36:17 AM PDT by RoyalsFan (Freepmail me if you want on my Royals ping list)
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My favorite scene was Thornton Mellon pointing out that the economic prof had overlooked a few costs of building a factory: "grease" for the "zoning problems" that always come up, a cut for the bricklayers' union and Teamsters ("I don't know if you know who's behind them, but it ain't the Boy Scouts!"), etc.

Somehow, the DUmmies never seem to get exercised about that sort of corruption.

16 posted on 07/11/2005 6:37:41 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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701 pingees and I can't get a single freeper to sign up for my Royals ping list. Sheesh.


17 posted on 07/11/2005 6:38:12 AM PDT by RoyalsFan (Freepmail me if you want on my Royals ping list)
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It's time to start websites, it's time to write every press person on the planet, it's time to march, it's time to RAISE HELL!

*yaaawn* :-)

18 posted on 07/11/2005 6:39:02 AM PDT by TheBigB (** FOX NEWS ALERT: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT **)
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DUmmie Politics 101: Never underestimate the power of The Rove.


~shezza

19 posted on 07/11/2005 6:39:46 AM PDT by shezza (God bless America, land that I love)
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701 pingees and I can't get a single freeper to sign up for my Royals ping list. Sheesh.

It's all a matter of taste, my FRiend. Maybe if you start a RoyalsBasher ping list? ;o)

20 posted on 07/11/2005 6:41:50 AM PDT by shezza
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