DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-05 ("Rather was prevented from going after smirk's N.G. paper's rigging")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2005 | DUmmies, Mary Mapes, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Now I've seen everything. Earlier in the computer room here the woman on the 'puter next to me was typing away while holding on to a screaming baby. I'm surprised she didn't breastfeed her kid while surfing the net. Now the woman with the screeching kid is gone and has been replaced by a boy who is hacking up his guts with LOUD coughing. Hope I don't catch anything.

A friend of mine will be building me a super duper computer before the end of the month but until then, these library computer rooms are VERY ANNOYING.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[jess35]

Dan RaTHer...LOL! I saw that yesterday. What a hoot!

[decal]

Fore!

[NeoCaveman]

5

[doug from upland]

Nobody tipped off anyone. The FReepers were just too smart and too vigilant for the left wing partisan Democrat reporter *ssclown.

[537cant be wrong]

almost an early bird.

[MarineBrat]

TopTen woohoo!

[decal]

"According to this latest HILARIOUS conspiracy theory promoted by the DUmmies, our hero Dan Rather really wants to prove that Karl Rove and the EVIL Republicans were behind the forgery of the Texas Air National Guard Memos, in a complex scheme to discredit See-BS News..."

Wow, good thing KR knew that ONLY SeeBS was stopid enough to go with this (was the NYT having their Christmas party early or something?).

[luvie]

I hope you get your super computer pretty soon. The parade of weirdos through that library computer room is frightening! Maybe you should at least wear a dust mask to keep from getting some disease till the new computer is built! LOL!

[Ditter]

Don't you just love the way DUers hang on to their hurt feelings? How about them thinking most of the people working in newsrooms are Republicans? That cracks me up.

[ReeWalker]

10?11?12?

[PJ-Comix]

Last week a woman and her boyfriend next to me were practically rutting on her computer chair. However, they did do a lot of tongue locking. Hey! Didn't they ever hear of a Motel Room?

[hattend]

I was told that the first posting claiming the documents were fakes had gone up on Free Republic before our broadcast was even off the air! How had the Web site even gotten copies of the documents? We hadn’t put them online until later. That first entry, posted by a longtime Republican political activist lawyer who used the name “Buckhead,” set the tone for what was to come.

Gee Mary, perhaps Buckhead saw your memo on the screen and recognized right away that a superscript "th" was not available on a Selectric typewriter. After that is was easy to bring suspicion on the memo.

Mary, you ignorant slut.

[luvie]

The computer room is free! Yark! Kind of distracting!....not to mention disgusting! Ick! I hope you use disinfecting wipes on those keys before you use them!

[Ostlandr]

As I said at the time, I could have constructed a more convincing fake from stuff laying around the file room at work. We had a period IBM Selectric, paper of the appropriate age, and a couple guys in the office who used to do staff stuff for the Military "back in the day."

A pitiful attempt at deceit, and it got the reception it deserved.

And even if "the substance" of the memos is true- who cares? The President has admitted himself that he used to drink to excess in those days. And the fighter he was trained on was obsolete. Given the circumstances, I would have been inclined to 'let him slide' until his enlistment was up, just to get rid of him.

[aBootes]

Top 20?

I hate myself for this...

[eddie willers]

It had taken our analysts hours of careful work to make comparisons

LOL....hard to beat a few hundred thousand people working simultaneously on computers with access to the world's knowledge just a click away.

Dat old paradigm done shifted again!

[planekT]

I think the DUmmies could get the answers they seek if they just got Ronnie Earle on the case. Course he's a little busy right now indicting ham sanwiches, but he could probably find time to squeeze in a Democrat grilled cheese sandwich.

Hillarious as usual, PJ.

[luvie]

[And this DUmmie wins a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]