Semi-News: Imam demands Revenge for Mohammed Sketches (SATIRE)

AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 7 Oct 2005 | John Semmens

[jsemmens]

A Muslim cleric in Denmark demands revenge for sketches of Mohammed published by daily newspaper Jyllands-Posten.

"This infidel newspaper has deliberately provoked and insulted Muslims," said Imam Raed Hlayhel. "It is sacrilegious. Islam bans depictions of Mohammed."

The newspaper asked for drawings of the prophet, after an author complained that nobody dared to illustrate his book on Mohammed. Twelve heeded the newspaper's call, and sent in drawings of the prophet, which were published in the newspaper.

A spokesman for the paper described the drawings as an exercise of "freedom of expression." Hlayhel, however, said the newspaper had abused freedom with the sole objective of humiliating Muslims. "This kind of freedom cannot be tolerated," said Hlayhel. "Muslims will never accept this kind of humiliation."

Hlayhel demanded that all of the illustrators be tracked down so their hands could be "struck off by the righteous sword of the Prophet."

It is not the first time Hlayhel has created a stir. Last year, he said in a sermon during Friday prayer, that Danish women's behavior and dress invited rape.

[jsemmens]

satire

[ncountylee]

"This kind of freedom cannot be tolerated," said Hlayhel.

Could only make sense to the brain dead, pedophile following, throat cutting religion of peace pukes.

[injin]

a website needs to be started called
www.mohammedcartoons.com
where people can submit any kind of caricature they can think up .

[laz]

"It is sacrilegious. Islam bans depictions of Mohammed."

What a twisted excuse for a religion. There are millions of depictions of Christ. Mohammed prefers to remain incognito.

Maybe it's time someone banned Islam along with depictions of its false prophet.

[martin_fierro]

I am *so* not gonna get any Ramadan gifts for this.

[MarkL]

Did the sketch show Mohamed "satisfying" a fully grown male camel? If didn't? Would you like one?

Mark

[SlowBoat407]

Too close to reality.

[de Buillion]

"Mohammed prefers to remain incognito. "

So do most pedophiles.

[babygene]

"A Muslim cleric in Denmark demands revenge for sketches of Mohammed published by daily newspaper Jyllands-Posten."

The words "kiss my a$$" come to mind...

[Myrddin]

Ramadan is an all night "pig out" followed by a "fast" during daylight hours.

[kromike]

[begin tongue-in-cheek sarcasm]

Imam demands Revenge for Mental Mohammed Sketches

A Muslim cleric in Denmark demands revenge for sketches of Mohammed mentally conceived but never committed to any type of permanent medium.

"These infidel thoughts have deliberately provoked and insulted Muslims," said Imam Why-Ne Domm-Sheeit. "It is sacrilegious. Islam bans all mental depictions of Mohammed. No one but me is allowed to even THINK what Mohammed looks like."

Somebody somewhere thought of the "prophet", after someone somewhere complained that nobody dared to illustrate Mohammed. Twelve people paused to think what the prophet might look like (George Michael, Cindy Sheehan, Al Gore, Michael Moore, Boy George, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, or Hajii from "Jonny Quest").

A spokesman for the people described the mental musings as an exercise of "freedom of thought." Imam Domm-Sheeit, however, said he can hear these thoughts which humiliate Muslims. "This kind of freedom cannot be tolerated," muttered Domm-Sheeit from underneath his tin-foil hat. "Muslims will never accept this kind of humiliation; therefore everybody I personally disapprove of must die horribly; Mohammed sez so."

Domm-Sheeit demanded that all of the mental perpetrators be tracked with Wile E. Coyote's giant ACME magnet down so their heads could be "struck off by the righteous sword of the Prophet."

It is not the first time Domm-Sheeit has created a stir. Last year, he said in a sermon during Friday "prayer", that Danish women's behavior and dress made him feel sexually inferior and therefore invited rape. It is commonly known that Muslim men are totally incapable of controlling themselves if a woman exposes her wrists or ankles.

[Eurotwit]

satire?

[Fred Nerks]

http://islamcomicbook.com/

[Eurotwit]

It is reality....

Imam demands apology for Mohammed cartoons

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1497812/posts

[Eurotwit]

Here is one of the offending cartoons.

[goldstategop]

Raed Hyhalel deserves to be expelled from Denmark. If he can't abide by the values of Danish society, perhaps another land can accomodate him as a Muslim cleric.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[sageb1]

"Maybe it's time someone banned Islam along with depictions of its false prophet."

That's exactly what they are afraid of. If pictures of Mohammed are allowed, then the focus of Muslims may actually be on learning about their prophet, rather than just listening to the lies about him from their leaders.

[Socratic]

Regarding #1 Is it not time to ban posts from this site? The stories posted from The Arizona Conservative ARE NOT satire. They are subtle attempts to introduce false quotes into the public record as a means of propoganda. It does not speak well for FreeRepublic to purposely allow its site to be used for this purpose. I have read enough of this "gentleman's" posts to know that his motivation is not to reveal truths through humor, but to spread lies under the guise of reporting news. He thinks he is covering himself when he posts the single word, "satire," after the body of his propoganda but his true motivation is revealed by the fact that he doesn't even capitalize that single word. He seeks to mislead, dupe and lie rather than reveal truths through the well-accepted form of satire.

I am posting these words to this thread as well as reporting this ongoing abuse.

[Eurotwit]

I have never heard of the Arizona Conservative, but this particular story is neither satire nor false.

Even though, I somehow wish it was....

[pepsionice]

I've spent three vacations in Denmark over the past four years, and after a while...I came to realize that while Danes are very accepting of foreigners....they don't have alot of patience for folks who make open-end threats. I'd say at least 60 percent of the adult population are very prone to recommend kicking folks out of the country. The muslim population had a open door for the past 30 years....with a fair amount of folks who settled there and were accepted. But the trick with Danes...is that you don't draw no flys. The minute you cause attention...your open door closes. And I'm athinking that they might have seen already seen the best days....and things are likely sliding downhill.