Posted on 11/04/2005 4:39:12 PM PST by pookie18
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better.
In an unrelated matter, President Bush told reporters that he was considering a "Flu for Oil" Program to ease our country's energy problem and prevent the upcoming pandemic. Nobody had a clue as to what the hell he was talking about.
Will you be the Royal Air Force? I'll be your navigator if you promise not to make me airsick.
I make no promises.
I wanted to buy the Albanian MiG (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1513584/posts) and do low passes at Mach 1 over the Gaza Strip. (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1514781/posts?page=35#35).
Care to join me?
(There's beer!)
Damn straight. They only way I'd ever set foot in France is to defile it.
Semper Fi
But the Elan of France died in the trenches of WW1.
LOL
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