[PJ-Comix]

Have you ever read any of the MANY DUmmie anecdotes where they "enlighten" a conservative relative or friend to accept their own paranoid left-wing lunacy fantasies? Of course, they are either completely made up or are complete exaggerations. Well, we now have the opportunity to actually check out one of these fantasy anecdotes. This particular anecdote on this DUmmie THREAD was written up by none other than the infamous Pied Piper Pitt. In his fantasy anecdote, Pitt portrays himself as the all-wise educator of a clueless Bush supporting bar bouncer named Ty who he describes as being very large and also originally from New Orleans. Since Pitt is from the Boston area, how hard would it be to track down such a bouncer in or around Boston as described? If this bouncer exists (which I suspect he does) I somehow think he would be less than happy with Pitt's portrayal of him as some sort of yahoo who needed to be educated on political "realities" by the all-knowing Pitt. Methinks, if Pitt is exposed he might want to reconsider which bars he goes to since he might have to confront a rather angry bouncer from New Orleans.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Xenalyte]

Top 10!

[Petronski]

As during the Nixon administration, once Congress decides that impeachment is a real possibility, they will first have to force out a corrupt vice president -- then Agnew, today Cheney.

[Poor pathetic leftists: still having wet dreams about Spiro Agnew.]

[doug from upland]

I hope they keep wasting energy like this. I would have said wasting brainpower, but I wanted to be accurate.

[granite]

in!

[pitbully]

9

[N. Theknow]

Post and then read to have a shot at the Top 10.

[NeoCaveman]

THIRTEENTH

[hattend]

Wow, you're crankin' out DUFUs at a furious rate. We're all glad you got that new computer.

Fix the sound yet?

[RabidBartender]

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL for Pres '08

[Amityschild]

PJ! You are wearing me out!

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Democrats need to insist on some kind of "government of national unity" -- in other words, the appointment of a Democratic vice president

How about Zell Miller?

[Amityschild]

But don't stop..

[Always Right]

I don't get it. If Bush is impeached, doesn't Karl Rove stay in charge? How can anything happen without Karl Rove being behind it. I am so confused by DUmmie enlightenment.

[DJ MacWoW]

Powell lied about the war, but he has bee furiously apologizing and leaking his embarrassment ever since he left office.

Sorry! I got this far and couldn't read more as I was laughing too much!

[BlessedByLiberty]

Post Impeachment Government of what, Fantasyland?

Okay I'll play along:

Bill/Monica

Hillary/Xena the Warrior Princess

Sheehan/Kerry

Gore/Kucinich
[Once applicable EPA forms are filed, of course!]

Kennedy/Kerry/Kucinich
[The KKK Kabal]

McCain/Matthews
[Chris can slobber up close and personal, sort of like the Bill/Monica partnership!]

Hillary/Hillary
[You don't think anyone would last more than a day as a possible replacment for her, do you?]

[Paradox]

Almost all the Republicans in the administration and the Senate are simply too tainted either by the crimes of the administration or corruption in Congress.

Thats the DUmmies mindset. We=good, them=ALL BAD. This is a caricature of reality. They literally think that the world Democrats=hero's, Republicans=scoundrels. How immature is that? Not many conservatives I know think that way about Republicans and Democrats. Funny, when it comes to foreign policy and dealing with enemies abroad, Liberals talk about nuance, yet when dealing with political opponents at home, its absolutes!

[COBOL2Java]

...sorry for the foul language. i have no other way to express my utter contempt for powell.

My guess is, you have no other way to express yourself, period...

[SamKeck]

This particular anecdote on this DUmmie THREAD was written up by none other than the infamous Pied Piper Pitt. In his fantasy anecdote, Pitt portrays himself as the all-wise educator of a clueless Bush supporting bar bouncer named Ty who he describes as being very large and also originally from New Orleans.

Another classic WilliamPitt post wherein he's able to recall the entire long-winded conversation exactly word-by-word (with appropriate quotation marks), wherein he deigns to wise up an otherwise unknowing looby.

If they ever publish a medical dictionary that defines Dr. Krauthammer's BDS* (*Bush Derangement Syndrome), they'll have to put Pitt's picture next to it as an illustration.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Top 50?