[PJ-Comix]

Have you ever read any of the MANY DUmmie anecdotes where they "enlighten" a conservative relative or friend to accept their own paranoid left-wing lunacy fantasies? Of course, they are either completely made up or are complete exaggerations. Well, we now have the opportunity to actually check out one of these fantasy anecdotes. This particular anecdote on this DUmmie THREAD was written up by none other than the infamous Pied Piper Pitt. In his fantasy anecdote, Pitt portrays himself as the all-wise educator of a clueless Bush supporting bar bouncer named Ty who he describes as being very large and also originally from New Orleans. Since Pitt is from the Boston area, how hard would it be to track down such a bouncer in or around Boston as described? If this bouncer exists (which I suspect he does) I somehow think he would be less than happy with Pitt's portrayal of him as some sort of yahoo who needed to be educated on political "realities" by the all-knowing Pitt. Methinks, if Pitt is exposed he might want to reconsider which bars he goes to since he might have to confront a rather angry bouncer from New Orleans.

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[Charles Henrickson]

After all this national trauma, would you prefer .... Powell-McCain? Or Powell-Santorum?

I think PJ would prefer Verkaik-Hayek.

They're both over 35, aren't they?

[Choose Ye This Day]

Who wants to make the phone call?

I Believe

By William Rivers Pitt

t r u t h o u t | Perspective

08 September 2003

On most nights, you can find me belly to the bar at Charlie's in Harvard Square, feasting on the meatloaf special and a glass of Harpoon I.P.A. I like to take my dinner there because they have four televisions in a row above the mirror, and because the other regulars are as interesting a mob as you will find in the city. Two of the televisions will usually be showing the Red Sox game, and the other two will be tuned into CNN or MSNBC.

Jen, the bartending warrior-goddess who runs the ship at Charlie's, is as news savvy as anyone can be from watching television. One of these days, on a slow night, I am going to sit down with her and fill in the gaps that linger still in her understanding of present matters within and without the United States of America. Those gaps are not her fault. She goes to the television for her information, and the television is a liar. In this, she is like many Americans. I can't sit down with all of my fellow citizens, but I can bend Jen's ear the next time things are dull. I can tell her what I believe.

It seems Will Pitt can't keep his mouth shut in bars. Does Ty work at Charlie's?

[Democratshavenobrains]

These losers can't understand that they lost the last election. They are in the MINORITY.

[luvie]

All I can say is...


...the Moonbats are alive and well!

[CONSERVE]

Rumsfield

[HitmanLV]

Pathological.

[Duke Nukum]

I think Ty=a neck tie, possibly one the Pittster got for Christmas when he was experiencing the miracle of the Three Days of Sobriety, then, he either started experiencing the DT's and began talking to his tie, thinking he was actually at his favorite local pub, or he fell off the wagon so fast and so hard, the bricks who are his usual drinking buddies were nowhere to be found.

Since "Ty" is a "Bush supporter" it's possible this was a Rush Limbaugh tie one of his buddies gave him as a prank some years ago, when he still had friends that weren't inanimate objects.

If we all imagine this really, really hard, we can make it true reality and win the $10,000 the Pittster has put up for anyone who can prove "Ty" isn't real.

Well, of course, "Ty" is real. Neckties are very real things.

[Fenris6]

I believe that if the Democrats take the House after the mid term congressional elections, there will be an impeachment.

I think that should be your 06 campaign slogan - "Vote Democrat then Impeach Bush". In fact, I think its such a great idea that I'm going to make up lots of moonbat signs and protest with you. The moderates & independents will just love the idea...

[Fenris6]

It is inconceivable that Congress would impeach Bush, but allow the author and instigator of most of his crimes, Cheney, to assume the presidency.

Condi as POTUS for 2 years. Please don't throw me in that briar patch. LOL.

[Fenris6]

Ya know, its funny how attempts to overthrow this "fascist regime" keep getting thwarted by the US Constitution.

*wavefile of DUmmie-lurker heads exploding*

[GeronL]

They have never heard of line of succession??

[Watery Tart]

Take a step back, PJ. It's much simpler than all that.

He's been waiting his entire life for this moment! After all, how often does a guy get to dress up like Judge Smails's niece, Lacy Underall, and say, "Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?"

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Or look at this another way. Remember X42's "writing" project?

Chapter 1

I was the governor of a small Midwestern state. I had heard these stories, but I never thought they could ever happen to me.

I stayed late in my office one Friday night, when there was a knock at the door. When I opened it I saw two of the most

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Just read this through the looking glass....

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[hellinahandcart]

This is too embarrassing, even for DU. Can't believe they let a thread this whacked stay up. I am cringing. CRINGING. LOL