Have you ever read any of the MANY DUmmie anecdotes where they "enlighten" a conservative relative or friend to accept their own paranoid left-wing lunacy fantasies? Of course, they are either completely made up or are complete exaggerations. Well, we now have the opportunity to actually check out one of these fantasy anecdotes. This particular anecdote on this DUmmie
THREAD was written up by none other than the infamous Pied Piper Pitt. In his fantasy anecdote, Pitt portrays himself as the all-wise educator of a clueless Bush supporting bar bouncer named Ty who he describes as being very large and also originally from New Orleans. Since Pitt is from the Boston area, how hard would it be to track down such a bouncer in or around Boston as described? If this bouncer exists (which I suspect he does) I somehow think he would be less than happy with Pitt's portrayal of him as some sort of yahoo who needed to be educated on political "realities" by the all-knowing Pitt. Methinks, if Pitt is exposed he might want to reconsider which bars he goes to since he might have to confront a rather angry bouncer from New Orleans.
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1 posted on
12/29/2005 9:43:06 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
12/29/2005 9:44:18 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
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5 posted on
12/29/2005 9:47:17 AM PST by
Xenalyte
(Babies, before we're done here, y'all be wearin' gold-plated diapers.)
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As during the Nixon administration, once Congress decides that impeachment is a real possibility, they will first have to force out a corrupt vice president -- then Agnew, today Cheney. [Poor pathetic leftists: still having wet dreams about Spiro Agnew.]
6 posted on
12/29/2005 9:47:19 AM PST by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
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I hope they keep wasting energy like this. I would have said wasting brainpower, but I wanted to be accurate.
7 posted on
12/29/2005 9:48:05 AM PST by
doug from upland
(NEW YORK TIMES -- traitorous b*st*rds)
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8 posted on
12/29/2005 9:48:11 AM PST by
granite
("I don't know anyone here that's been killed with a handgun.")
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9 posted on
12/29/2005 9:48:41 AM PST by
pitbully
(Let Freedom Ring ! Loud and Proud !)
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Post and then read to have a shot at the Top 10.
11 posted on
12/29/2005 9:49:30 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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12 posted on
12/29/2005 9:49:30 AM PST by
NeoCaveman
(If we ever banned air conditioning, I think people would move back, - Bob Bennet Ohio GOP)
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Wow, you're crankin' out DUFUs at a furious rate. We're all glad you got that new computer.
Fix the sound yet?
13 posted on
12/29/2005 9:50:17 AM PST by
hattend
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
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LOUSY FREEPER TROLL for Pres '08
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PJ! You are wearing me out!
17 posted on
12/29/2005 10:01:24 AM PST by
Amityschild
(I sure could use a tagline here)
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Democrats need to insist on some kind of "government of national unity" -- in other words, the appointment of a Democratic vice presidentHow about Zell Miller?
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19 posted on
12/29/2005 10:01:59 AM PST by
Amityschild
(I sure could use a tagline here)
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I don't get it. If Bush is impeached, doesn't Karl Rove stay in charge? How can anything happen without Karl Rove being behind it. I am so confused by DUmmie enlightenment.
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Powell lied about the war, but he has bee furiously apologizing and leaking his embarrassment ever since he left office. Sorry! I got this far and couldn't read more as I was laughing too much!
22 posted on
12/29/2005 10:04:13 AM PST by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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Post Impeachment Government of what, Fantasyland?
Okay I'll play along:
Bill/Monica
Hillary/Xena the Warrior Princess
Sheehan/Kerry
Gore/Kucinich
[Once applicable EPA forms are filed, of course!]
Kennedy/Kerry/Kucinich
[The KKK Kabal]
McCain/Matthews
[Chris can slobber up close and personal, sort of like the Bill/Monica partnership!]
Hillary/Hillary
[You don't think anyone would last more than a day as a possible replacment for her, do you?]
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Almost all the Republicans in the administration and the Senate are simply too tainted either by the crimes of the administration or corruption in Congress.Thats the DUmmies mindset. We=good, them=ALL BAD. This is a caricature of reality. They literally think that the world Democrats=hero's, Republicans=scoundrels. How immature is that? Not many conservatives I know think that way about Republicans and Democrats. Funny, when it comes to foreign policy and dealing with enemies abroad, Liberals talk about nuance, yet when dealing with political opponents at home, its absolutes!
24 posted on
12/29/2005 10:07:36 AM PST by
Paradox
(Time to sharpen ole Occam's Razor.)
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...sorry for the foul language. i have no other way to express my utter contempt for powell. My guess is, you have no other way to express yourself, period...
25 posted on
12/29/2005 10:07:39 AM PST by
COBOL2Java
(The Katrina Media never gets anything right, so why should I believe them?)
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This particular anecdote on this DUmmie THREAD was written up by none other than the infamous Pied Piper Pitt. In his fantasy anecdote, Pitt portrays himself as the all-wise educator of a clueless Bush supporting bar bouncer named Ty who he describes as being very large and also originally from New Orleans. Another classic WilliamPitt post wherein he's able to recall the entire long-winded conversation exactly word-by-word (with appropriate quotation marks), wherein he deigns to wise up an otherwise unknowing looby.
If they ever publish a medical dictionary that defines Dr. Krauthammer's BDS* (*Bush Derangement Syndrome), they'll have to put Pitt's picture next to it as an illustration.
26 posted on
12/29/2005 10:09:12 AM PST by
SamKeck
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