Dummie Funnies Appendix(stepmother goes "ballistic" over stepdaughter's bumpersticker)

Democrats Underground | August 16, 2006

[Dane]

My stepdaughter came home last night with a bumper sticker on her car that said Marriage = (stick figure of man) + (stick figure of women). I about went ballistic. As it is I have to apologize for embarrassing her in front of her boyfriend. She's only 17, and I don't think she really understands how offensive that can be to some people, both gay and straight. And I don't think she's thought about how she's labeling herself as a bigot for the whole world to see. If anyone here can point me in the direction of some good literature, website, poem, hell...anything that may get her to understand that no class of people are above any other class of people. Something that shows how it doesn't matter, that two people in love shouldn't be discriminated against. The less complex the better, maybe something with pictures showing true love and compassion. I'm so disappointed and disheartened right now, I feel like I owe you all an apology. I want her to remove this idiocy from her car out of her own motivation, but if she doesn't after I've tried to show her exactly what she's saying I'm going to make her take it off, it just angers me too much.-

[Dane]

The fascist liberal mindset in action.

Does nancy pelosi have a stepdaughter?

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[balk]

but if she doesn't after I've tried to show her exactly what she's saying I'm going to make her take it off key her car, it just angers me too much.

[AnnaZ]

Wow. What a ridiculous universe those folks live in. Now my head hurts.

[Panzerlied]

Suddenly I have this picture in mind of Sylvester the Cat's son shaking his head and declaiming, "Oh father, you embarrass me so!"

[Bigg Red]

This reads like satire. Oh, for the days when a parent would be embarrassed to have a pro-homosexual kid.

[NeoCaveman]

My stepdaughter came home last night with a bumper sticker on her car that said Marriage = (stick figure of man) + (stick figure of women). I about went ballistic.

What a marroon.

[Condor51]

kgfnally

Shove it down her throat until she gags. Don't stop until she agrees to take that off her car, make sure she does, and then destroy the thing

Tolerant little thing isn't he.

[Explodo]

Wonder what dad thought of the bumper sticker?

[justshutupandtakeit]

You mean after the kangaroo beats hell out of him. One of my favorites.

[NRA1995]

I get my moments when I think we should just let these little birdbrains do exactly as they want and let AIDS destroy the lot of them. And then I come to my senses and realize that they'll infect many unsuspecting heteros along the way and should be stopped in their tracks.

[banjo joe]

"It is to laugh".

[Dane]

[Dont Mention the War]

If anyone here can point me in the direction of some good literature, website, poem, hell...

A good poem! Bwa-ha-ha-haaaaa!

[varyouga]

I love these stories about the DUmmies' kids figuring out what's right.

It gives me hope.

[007girl]

STRAIGHT PRIDE!

[KosmicKitty]

Wonder what dad thought of the bumper sticker?

Willing to place a bet on the chances of there actually being a dad in this picture??

(Would you marry a woman like that? )

[Cheburashka]

I'm not sure that adds anything to the discussion.

[GreenAccord]

If anyone here can point me in the direction of some good literature, website, poem, hell

I think the author is doing a fine job all by themsleves in this regard.

[notpc4me]

Reading that thread is a laugh riot. "Is she in her 'rebellious' teen stage?" Yes! Rebelling against stupidity. Cinderella should have come home with this sticker.

Found it at http://www.jarabina.com/