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DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-06 ("Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/16/2006 7:42:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Right from the get-go, the DUmmies were casting aspersions upon the veracity of the airlines bomb plot in the UK. And now they THINK they have "evidence." I placed "evidence" in quotes because for the DUmmies, evidence really means wild speculation as we shall see in this THREAD titled, "Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel." So let us now descend into the wacky world of tinfoil hat DUmmie conspiracy theories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing another dose of Lithium for the patient, is in the [brackets]:

Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel

[Evidence suggests DUmmie mental facilities severely lacking.]

How can one speak of a "thwarted" plot when intelligence agents were an inherent part in leading the conspiracy from the very beginning?

[A DUmmie thinks that because we INFILTRATED the plotters that must mean we directed the plot.]

When you put the pieces together the following picture emerges about the liquid explosives conspiracy:

[The only picture that emerges is that DUmmies are once again spinning wild MIHOP theories.]

* It was first penetrated by Pakistani intelligence in May 2005.

[And this upsets you? I'm GLAD that group was penetrated.]

* British intelligence have been actively involved for more than a year.

[You would prefer they broke up the plotters from Day One without finding out the extent of the plot and WHO else was involved. DUhhhhhhmmmmmie!]

* U.S. intel having been first made aware of the surveillance operation for at least several months.

[And you would want the USA to put a halt to an ongoing intelligence operation?]

* The Bush Administration decided the timing of the arrests a few weeks ago.

[GASP! The plot was timed to stop BEFORE it happened. What a shocker there.]

That makes this terrorist conspiracy as much a conspiracy of state as it is a real terrorist plot.

[DUmmie logic at work here. An INFILTRATION of a terrorist group by an intelligence service is considered to be a part of the plot itself. DUhhhhhhmmmmie!]

Furthermore, the timing of the arrests, as the article immediately makes clear, was chosen for political reasons. That is simply an abuse of the intelligence process, one that should result in the cancellation of the security clearances of those US officials who interfered with what had been a UK and Pakistani counter-terrorism operation.

[The plotters were getting ready to make a TEST RUN of their plot on an air flight. You would prefer that we allowed them to enter an airline with explosive liquids? DUhhhhhhhmmmmmie!]

Do you think we'll ever get the TRUTH out of this?

[Not in DUmmieland, that's for sure.]

I'd like to learn who the infiltrators are.

[Secret Rovian Agents.]

The infiltrators are as much "terrorists" by definition as the terrorist suspects are. It seems like their job is not to thwart terrorism and potential terrorist groups, but to focus and enhance the terror to get the maximum public reaction. That's "terrorism" in my book.

[DUhhhhhhmmmmmie! In order to infiltrate a terrorist group you have to ACT like terrorists. You can't successfully do that by appearing as some sort of mild Presbyterian.]

Sons of the guys doing the infiltrating of groups in the 60s Sons of the body, sons of the heart or sons-of-bitches, it is all the SSDD. Same far right wing 'law and order' types who will not respect the law in their pursuit of power and control. Deja vue all over again for those of us old enough to recall the Pigs v the Radicals in the US in the 60s. Infiltrating is how is how it is done when they want to disrupt/discredit.

[Yeah. Those Islamo-Fascist groups only act like terrorists because they are inspired to do so by the sons of COINTELPRO agents of the 60s. DUhhhhhhhmmmmmie!]

Read Le Carre "Absolute Friends" for the how and why of this sort of false flag operation.

[That's fiction, right?]

Those guys were set up to be a prop for Republican reelection efforts.

[Terrorists as mere patsies of a Perfect Rovian Plot.]

Rupert Murdoch is in there somewhere

[Don't forget Roger Ailes.]

Were the arrests timed to drown out news coverage of Lamont victory?

[Of course! Now lay back and enjoy your electro-shock treatment.]

I watched that the other day and was overwhelmed with fear. fear that these current scumbags will no doubt attack us once more then declaring Martial Law, suspend the 06' elections and continue on with their agenda, "Global Conquest and Rule" scary shit.. Hope the Mexicans join us and Canadians in out effort to take back North America..

[How about if we just suspend your tricycle license?]

What the f*ck kind of bullsh*t are they trying to pull on us? Every day I trust these f*ckers less. From the first I heard of this, I havce suspected that it is just bullshit.

[Congratulations on being a paranoid conspiracy theorist from the get-go.]

This is... business as usual for the perma-war/terror/fear state. It has been going on for decades. Invent a bogeymen, fund him, then kill him. All accompanied with rhetorical flourishes and fawning media attention. But to even suggest such things, even though the record is clear, is to be group-scorned as a conspiracy nut.

[Now why would anyone want to scorn you as a conspiracy nut?]

These SOB's make me sick and they should fry for what they've done.

[Of course, this DUmmie is referring to the EVIL Bush Regime, NOT the terrorists.]

So Rove did have a say in the timing of this!

[Wild DUmmie speculation based on nothing proved that beyond a doubt.]

Nah. Surveillance and tracking is not collusion or conspiracy. It's the intelligence agency's job. You may be misreading the msnbc and cnn reports. I don't see any suggestion of a conspiracy at all.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Read the discussion at the thread following the DKOS crosspost.

[Thanx for the heads up. That might be the topic of my next DUFU edition.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antiamericanism; bombplot; commies; conspiracytheory; dummiefunnies; dummies; goebbelswouldbeproud; londonairlineplot; lovedclintonswars; lovedeliankidnapping; lovedwacoraid; tinfoil
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To: PJ-Comix

I saw that and was curious if you'd seen ANY DUmmie pointing out that this is a BAD sign.


41 posted on 08/16/2006 9:51:27 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: bcsco

Wasn't something similar supposed to happen prior to the 2004 election? I seem to remember predictions of our threat advisory level going to red right before the elections so the administration could implement martial law.

Man I must have missed all the fun.


42 posted on 08/16/2006 9:51:56 AM PDT by elc (Feeling the babywearing love)
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To: Petronski
Evidence suggests that, if hatred had mass, no aircraft could lift even a single DUmmie.
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If hatred were mass, nothing could possibly stop the DUmmies from crashing through the ground and falling to the center of the earth.

They are the neutron stars of hatred.
43 posted on 08/16/2006 9:53:55 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

uh...so where is the evidence?


44 posted on 08/16/2006 9:56:33 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: bcsco
Oh, boy. The word got out somehow. Martial law (or is that 'Martian law'?), the elections are suspended, we'll rule the globe by November. How could Karl Rove allow our agenda to become public? How dare he?
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Karl had promised me France. Oh, fudge. I was looking forward to completely renovating the Versailles Palace, bringing into the 21st Century. And having the Mona Lisa right above my computer monitor.
45 posted on 08/16/2006 9:59:36 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Were the arrests timed to drown out news coverage of Lamont victory?

Yeah, DUmmie. We timed this bombshell to go off right after Lieberman loses, instead of timing it for right before the Connecticut primary.

SD

46 posted on 08/16/2006 10:01:46 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Cheburashka

We're neighbors! I'm getting Germany. I can taste those schnitzels mit spaetzle now. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmm!


47 posted on 08/16/2006 10:07:30 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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To: elc
Wasn't something similar supposed to happen prior to the 2004 election?",/i>

I really don't know. That was before my time on FR and I wasn't paying that much attention to politics. Sorry I can't help with that.

48 posted on 08/16/2006 10:11:19 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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To: Darkwolf377

They don't keep "topping" temselves. They keep "bottoming" themselves.

Wish there was some way to take their shovels away so they would have to follow the first rule of holes.


49 posted on 08/16/2006 10:13:31 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: kevkrom
A normal person would hear that the plot had been infiltrated and think "good, our intelligence services are doing their job". A DUmmie, on the other hand, only hears this same information in the light of "how can this be used to support the theory that Bush or Rove is behind it", and therefore it magically fits the crazy theory, because the correct and normal explanation doesn't even occur to them.
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When you're schizophrenic, the voices in your head tell you that everything is a plot against you. All you have to do is listen to them.
50 posted on 08/16/2006 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
[The only picture that emerges is that DUmmies are once again spinning wild MIHOP theories.]

Moonbat's International House of Pancakes?

51 posted on 08/16/2006 10:21:15 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Conservatives teach you how to fish. Socialists give you the fish by stealing it from the fisherman.)
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To: PJ-Comix; stands2reason

Wow. This is really, really dumb, even for them. Usually they're hateful and insane, but this is just dumb. Drooling dumb. Save-time-by-using-a-hair-dryer-in-the-shower dumb. Give-your-kid-a-bag-of-broken-glass-for-Christmas dumb.


52 posted on 08/16/2006 10:29:08 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: PJ-Comix
I notice that some big changes are coming to Blogger.Com. Does anybody out there know if one of those changes includes the ability to remove "BlogSpot" from the URL address and have our own unique address? I would be willing to pay for this.

With all due respect, I don't know why this bothers bloggers. If a blog is good, like DUFU or Malkin's blog, I'll go there even if the address has "bop-shebop-shebop-rama-lama-ding-dong" in it, and if it sucks, I won't go to it even if the address is "ablog.com."

53 posted on 08/16/2006 10:35:08 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: gate2wire
Furthermore, the timing of the arrests, as the article immediately makes clear, was chosen for political reasons.

What I find truly amazing (beyonfd my assessment in post 52) is how these people wrap their whole life up in politics, but then they can't understand that there's a reason it's called an "October Surprise" and not an "August Surprise."

54 posted on 08/16/2006 10:39:16 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: bcsco
We're neighbors! I'm getting Germany. I can taste those schnitzels mit spaetzle now. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmm!
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Great! Good to have another FReeper in the neighborhood! We'll get this Eurotrash straightened out in no time.

Uh, but there is one little thing... The prior owners were, well, a problem, and the wife wants me to say something, you know how wives are...

Do you think you could keep your goose-stepping minions out of the rosebushes?
55 posted on 08/16/2006 10:39:37 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: Loud Mime
Every liberal I know fears and hates Bush more than the terrorists, while they think that the conservatives are a theocracy.....they just can't reason.

Yes, it's amazing how many people think the very participation of churchgoers in the electoral process in an effective manner means we live in a theocracy, but the effective participation in the electoral process by secularists and their hangers-on (or imposition of secularist values on us by unelected court oligarchs) means we live in a representative republic with perfect religious freedom.

56 posted on 08/16/2006 10:49:26 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: PJ-Comix

It seems that there is a group of DUmmies and RINOs and UN types that would like us to fight terrorists while standing on one foot, blindfolded, one hand tied behind our back and a large "Kick Me" sign on the seat of our pants.


57 posted on 08/16/2006 10:51:28 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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To: Mr. Silverback
With all due respect, I don't know why this bothers bloggers. If a blog is good, like DUFU or Malkin's blog, I'll go there even if the address has "bop-shebop-shebop-rama-lama-ding-dong" in it, and if it sucks, I won't go to it even if the address is "ablog.com."

But if I want to print up cards or other material with the URL, "BlogSpot" takes up too much room. Also a lot of people type out the URL from memory. Oh, and then I would like to print up DUFU T-Shirts and want the URL as short as possible.

58 posted on 08/16/2006 11:14:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

If it bothers you that much, just buy a domain with forwarding at GoDaddy or some such. I note you already own "dummiefunnies.com" -- see if you can just have that set up to redirect to blogspot.


59 posted on 08/16/2006 11:26:10 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: kevkrom

Yes. I already own DUmmieFUnnies.com and I could do a redirect but it seems to make more sense for the material to actually be on a site that says "dummiefunnies.com." Worse comes to worse, I'll do the redirect routine but prefer the other solution IF BlogSpot ever makes that service available. Angelfire does.


60 posted on 08/16/2006 11:46:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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