DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-06 (DUmmies Fantasize About A President Al Gore Paradise)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Darkwolf377]

gutting of or social programs

If Bush's "gutting of or social programs" "guts" anymore, the budget will soar by billions.

Gutting??? How is increasing social spending by 40% "GUTTING"?!?!?!?!

After 5 years under George W. Bush, social spending has continued on its pre-Bush pace in a $2.7 trillion dollar budget, and is forecasted to reach nearly 70 cents of every federal dollar spent by 2011. Interestingly, though, for every dollar increase in defense under Bush, there has been a $2.15 increase in socail spending. And if you look at the graph, the rate of growth of that social spending was already established before Bush even took office.

Source (with chart):http://getsgreased.blogspot.com/2006/03/social-spending-on-path-to-bankrupt.html

GUTTING?!?!?!?!

If I croak of a heart attack tonight, you folks will at least know why, even if my family doesn't...

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I heard he got he a teddie for mother's day.

[bray]

If algore were President we would be approaching 20% Unemployment.

Pray for W and Our Troops
Shalom Israel

[decal]

"If Al Gore were president..."

...his bluenosed wife would have headed the newly-formed Department of Eliminating Bad Words From All Media.

...Kofi Annan would be Secretary of State, just like Boutros Boutros-Gahli was in BJ's administration.

...Wal-Mart would be running out of cell phones.

...and Mexico would be clamoring for a fence to keep the FReepers out.

[Choose Ye This Day]

You're welcome. Please spread it around.

[Watery Tart]

[Watery Tart]

Finish the following sentence... If Al Gore were president...

We'd have someone in the Oval Office who really knows how to look super-cereal...

We'd have more smug alerts where it would be mandatory to drive our high-breads and Smart cars.

We'd have more press conferences, with guest speakers.

We wouldn't have had Agent Orange....

....but we would have had MORE of the Former First Fuglies than we have even NOW!

But we are intrepid FReepers, and we take Constitutional solace in the conjecture that if he was really elected in 2000, he'd be at his term limit now!

Mrs. Fuglie, having declared her co-presidency early in the "dark ages," is at the her limit, too!

[dirtbiker]

Better not show the DUmmies this:
Truth about how great our country is will melt their fragile neurons.

They would either deny it outright, or say it's Bush's fault. (In which case, they would be right, for once. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then....)

[dirtbiker]

"high-breads"?

"Forget it....He's rolling..."

(For all you "Animal House" fans out there)

[dirtbiker]

Just a friendly reminder; only 4.25 more days until August 22nd. That's the day the DUmmies predicted (a) Armageddon, or (b) the invasion of Iran, or (c) the rapture, or (d) the indictment of Karl Rove.

I believe there would be world peace and a victory over terrorism before ANY Dummie believes in (c)....

Somehow, "DUmmies" and "The Rapture" just doesn't belong on the same page, let alone the same sentence....

[dirtbiker]

Finish the following sentence... If Al Gore were president...

...Then construction on all those Haliburton "re-education and interment" camps would have to be canceled....or turned over to the Occidental Petroleum Company and renamed "interment and re-education" camps...

[GraceCoolidge]

When I got to the reference of "magnetic levitation trains," I figured this had to be a FReeper troll. I also have to wonder where all these projects were during the eight years prior to 2000?

[dirtbiker]

If any of these idiots become President, how will I heat my house? Oil is bad. Burning wood is bad. Burning coal is bad. LNG tankers are bad. Nuclear energy is bad. Ted K says wind energy is bad. I even heard some jerk say farting cows are bad. WTF! We cannot let the algores of the world win the Presidency.

Not to worry. The Great and Powerful Gore will provide your heat! No problem too tough, no request to great! He can solve ALL the world's troubles! He is ALGORE!

(Yes, I AM joking....)

[dirtbiker]

Dang PJ! Three DUFU's in ONE day! Are you trying to kill us? (...By having us DIE LAUGHING?)

ROTFLMAO

[txradioguy]

We'd still be talking about going into Afghanistan to get Osama...Richard Reid would have taken himself and everyone else aboard that flight to Miami straight to the bottom of the Atlantic...and Algore would be holding "Townhall Meetings" across the country to help people understand how we brought 9/11 on ourselves.

Oh and 10 planes would have been blown to bits on their way to the U.S. from England today.

[FDNYRHEROES]

No 9-11 scale attack would have happened.

That's Right...they would have scaled it back a bit...Uh-Huh...Right...

[kevkrom]

Finish the following sentence... If Al Gore were president...

... every kid would have a puppy and we'd all eat candy and chocolate ice cream for dinner.

Sheesh.

I can't even begin to address the idiocy of the DUmmies on this one.

[kevkrom]

If Al Gore was president, I would be able to use the Pell Grant and probably other educational incentives to become a teacher (community college, not K-12) or anything else I wanted to become. As it stands now, I'll be lucky to get a 2 year degree at all, much less try for a 4 year degree.

Translation: It's Bush's Fault™ that I'm so dumb I can't even pass high-school math in community college.

[Personal Responsibility]

My House Wouldn't Be So Filthy

Bush's Fault!

[shezza]

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