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DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-07 ("CNN Identifies Osama bin Laden as 'Obama...'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 2, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/02/2007 5:30:39 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Last summer, the leftwing MEDIA MATTERS ripped into Rush Limbaugh for repeatedly referring to Barack Obama as "Obama Osama." What those Media Matters idiots didn't realize is that Rush was SPOOFING Ted Kennedy who said the same thing as you can see and hear in this VIDEO. And now the DUmmies are up in arms because CNN made a similar mistake as you can see in the caption above where Osama is referred to as Obama. You can see the DUmmie outrage in this THREAD titled, "CNN Identifies Osama bin Laden as 'Obama...'" So let us now watch the DUmmies come up with a multitude of conspiracy theories over this error in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching in amusement this confusion over Barack Osama, uh, I mean B. Hussein Obama, is in the brackets:

CNN Identifies Osama bin Laden as "Obama..."

[And Ted Kennedy identified Obama as Osama.]

There not dumb. They know exactly what the're doing.

[Obama Osama is being "Swiftboated."]

Anybody can look at a freakin keyboard and see that NOBODY would typo "b" for "s." This is outrageous and completely pre-meditated.

[Sounds like "b" "s" to me.]

Lots of people vote with their gut, not their brain. This is subliminaly associating Obama with Osama for those who are not politically aware.

[Blame Teddy. He started it.]

Face it, Americans are just ignorant. Ignorant about any language other than English or any other culture other than Christian-European--freaking out if the Koran is used instead of the Bible for swearing in, and even Ted Kennedy got confused and mixed up Obama with Osama.

[Finally a DUmmie admits the TRUTH about Teddy.]

Well I guess this confirms our suspicion that CNN stands for Conservative News Network.

[Well I guess this confirms our suspicion that DU stands for DUmmies.]

I cannot wait to hear what "Obama" has to say about the whole thing.

[I cannot wait to hear what "Osama" has to say about the whole thing.]

These things cannot be ignored like Kerry did in 04. Nip it in the bud right now.

[The "swiftboating" has begun.]

This is inexcuable. The fired nutcases from Fox must have gotten new jobs at cnn.

[Sleeper agents.]

Did you ask for a public apology to Obama? Because one is owed.

[Did you ask for a public apology to Osama? Because one is owed.]

I want a public apology aired on all hours of The Situation Room, as well as in a prominent area of your website, so that people will be able to see that this was intentional and that whoever did it is held accountable for their obvious bias."

[Make Wolf Blitzer write a thousand times on the Situation Room blackboard, "Obama is not Osama." If he mixes up the names just once he has to start over.]

IMO, at best, it's a Freudian Slip. At worst, it was on purpose to implant subliminal message associating Osama bin Laden with Obama Barrack.

[LOL! You just made a similar error of spelling "Barrack's" name wrong and getting his whole name backwards.]

I doubt it was accidental. . . This is how con-servative propagandists work - if you read their complaints about the media, you'll always see their contention that the media is subtle about "eroding American values." When the mindset of a con-servative ideology is subterfuge, that is exactly the technique they would employ themselves. . .and make it as innocent looking and as subliminal as possible.

[And you figured all this out on your own, you little DUmmie genius you.]

They spent all that time propping Obama up, just to tear him down piece by piece.

[Call it the law of gravity.]

I am with you VD... this was not an accident

[Getting VD is never really an accident if you don't take precautions.]

THOSE STUPID MOTHERF*CKERS!!! Goddammit this makes me mad. F*cking mad.

[Crime of the century.]

F*cking jackasses. No mistake, This was no mistake. Good God, that is just outrageous. I knew that kinda stuff was going to come around, but I expeted it from some sleazy right wing swiftboat liar style organization "not tied to any campaign (right)" - not the supposed cable news channel of record.

[HOORAY! I knew there would be at least one "swiftboat" allusion on this thread.]

Please don't tell me this is an "innocent" mistake. Jeff Greenfield compared Obama's attire to Iran's president, and now this.

[They both wear briefs?]

Obama should just change his name I reckon.

[Osama bin Barack?]

It was probably an accident. Kennedy made the slip too but quickly corrected himself. It can happen to anyone.

[I think Teddy corrected himself twice before getting it not quite right. Rum tends to have that effect.]

Crap like this has to cause Obama to rethink whether he wants to engage in a run for the presidency. His name will be used as a political weapon against him. Make no mistake about it.

[Also used against him will be the trivial detail about having no real record of accomplishment in the Senate.]

I hope very much that Obama himself is strong enough to withstand the Rovian tactics that are sure to come.

[Karl Rove typed up that CNN headline.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; barackosama; cnn; dummies; obama2008; osamaobmama; teddykennedy; tedkennedy
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The first DUFU edition of 2007 but I am already bummed out by the loss of Laura Ingraham and Michael Medved in the South Florida radio market. You can read the sad details HERE.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 01/02/2007 5:30:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Looks like Hillary's got her op's workin' hard at CNN...


2 posted on 01/02/2007 5:36:46 AM PST by johnny7 ("We took a hell of a beating." -'Vinegar Joe' Stilwell)
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP!!


3 posted on 01/02/2007 5:36:48 AM PST by beaureguard
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To: PJ-Comix
"Well I guess this confirms our suspicion that CNN stands for Conservative News Network."

Well, this confirms the DU'ers posess, at a maximum, no more than two brain cells....

4 posted on 01/02/2007 5:38:13 AM PST by traditional1
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To: PJ-Comix

ibtp


5 posted on 01/02/2007 5:38:20 AM PST by HoosierHawk
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP!!!


6 posted on 01/02/2007 5:38:59 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well I guess this confirms our suspicion that CNN stands for Conservative News Network.

He/She must be kidding.

7 posted on 01/02/2007 5:39:13 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
PING!

Almost forgot about it so there will be a lot of IBTPs today.

8 posted on 01/02/2007 5:40:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I blogged this last night.

http://paindealer.blogspot.com/2007/01/wheres-obama-osama.html

When I woke up I thought of deleting it as I had no independent confirmation that it wasn't a photoshop thing.

Thanks for the confirmation of its accuracy.


9 posted on 01/02/2007 5:44:14 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Conservatism hasn't been tried and found wanting, it has been found wanting to be tried.)
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To: PJ-Comix

CNN is doing Hillary's work.

Keeping Obama down on the plantation.


10 posted on 01/02/2007 5:44:18 AM PST by airborne (Duncan Hunter For President!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20?


11 posted on 01/02/2007 5:45:27 AM PST by fzx12345 (This tagline has been left blank unintentionally.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It was probably an accident. Kennedy made the slip too but quickly corrected himself. It can happen to anyone.

It can happen to anyone who has scotch for breakfast.

12 posted on 01/02/2007 5:47:43 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Conservatism hasn't been tried and found wanting, it has been found wanting to be tried.)
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To: NeoCaveman

20?


13 posted on 01/02/2007 5:53:53 AM PST by freedomlover (Sorry, a tagline occurred. The tagline has been logged.)
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To: PJ-Comix
There not dumb.

No, DUmmy, but you're.

14 posted on 01/02/2007 5:55:41 AM PST by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


15 posted on 01/02/2007 5:58:46 AM PST by Blue Eyes (Praying for a miracle.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Betchya they didn't get that mad when Niger Innis's name was misspelled.

-Eric

16 posted on 01/02/2007 5:59:03 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is inexcusable. The fired nutcases from Fox must have gotten new jobs at cnn. Apparently, substituting an 's' for a 'b' is not in the same league as dropping an 's'; nor is variations in capitalization such as 'Fox' and 'cnn'. Or, utilizing the 'caps lock' key is too taxing an idea for the DUmmie mind.
17 posted on 01/02/2007 6:00:11 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" ? Anonymous)
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To: NeoCaveman

"Kennedy made the slip"

I didn't know Kennedy made slips. He made women take off their slips but never made one himself.

"It can happen to anyone who has scotch for breakfast"

Only man in the world who can drink Ron White under the table - Ted Kennedy!


18 posted on 01/02/2007 6:00:16 AM PST by Sir Hailstone (My blog and Podcast: http://digitalfarmers.blogspot.com)
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To: Sir Hailstone

He is the U-Boat Commander! ;^)


19 posted on 01/02/2007 6:01:56 AM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: airborne
Keeping Obama down on the plantation.

Or Osama. Maybe that's why we haven't found him yet. We've been looking in all the wrong places.

20 posted on 01/02/2007 6:02:08 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" ? Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix
There not dumb. They know exactly what the'redoing.

Surprise Dummie....they are dumb and so are you.
21 posted on 01/02/2007 6:03:50 AM PST by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hillaryous!


22 posted on 01/02/2007 6:14:28 AM PST by synbad600
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To: PJ-Comix

Speaking of pings, you might want to double-check that version you used today. I seem to be missing from it.


23 posted on 01/02/2007 6:15:39 AM PST by steveegg (Now playing in Hell - the Hussein family reunion, produced by President Bush, directed by the Iraqis)
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To: PJ-Comix

Check last; the ping got buried in all the FReepathon fun.


24 posted on 01/02/2007 6:19:28 AM PST by steveegg (Now playing in Hell - the Hussein family reunion, produced by President Bush, directed by the Iraqis)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dear DUmmies,

CNN Stands for COMMUNIST NEWS NETWORK, not Conservative News Network.

If you honestly believe that CNN is conservative, you are clearly a loon.

Oh, wait.....

Your comment was on DU.......
25 posted on 01/02/2007 6:33:37 AM PST by roaddog727 (BullS##t does not get bridges built)
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To: PJ-Comix
Face it, Americans are just ignorant.

And if anyone isn't sure of that, all you need do is read a few threads over at the DUmp to remove all doubt that SOME Americans are not only ignorant, they're also stupid as a box of rocks. Ignorance can be remedied by education, stupidity can't.

26 posted on 01/02/2007 6:37:57 AM PST by epow
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Isn't this so typical of a DUmmy?

Anything (no matter how small) that goes against them is an evil plot.
Anything that goes their way is their just deserts.
Nothing is ever their fault.
Disagreement is evil.
They are perpetual victims.

You would think anything as innocent as a mispelled headline could be laughed off. But no, this is a Rovian plot, a swift boating. CNN is an evil "conservative (?)" network because they don't say what DUmmies want to hear 24/7.

What a pathetic group.


27 posted on 01/02/2007 6:38:24 AM PST by Cyclops08
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Well I guess this confirms our suspicion that CNN stands for Conservative News Network.

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28 posted on 01/02/2007 6:39:05 AM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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It sure doesn't take much to get their tail feathers all bunched up over there.

Fire anyone who calls Obama, Osama except of course Teddy the drunk.


29 posted on 01/02/2007 6:43:26 AM PST by KittyFL (Looking forward to 2008)
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bump


30 posted on 01/02/2007 6:51:56 AM PST by weegee
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There not dumb. They know exactly what the're doing.

Their their... be careful when posting about typos!

31 posted on 01/02/2007 7:01:54 AM PST by weegee
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"...but I expeted(sic) it from some sleazy right wing swiftboat liar style organization "not tied to any campaign (right)" - not the supposed cable news channel of record."

"Well I guess this confirms our suspicion that CNN stands for Conservative News Network."

Ok DUmmies, make up your minds. "Conservative news" or the "news channel of record." The irony is I would not even know of this if the DUmmies hadn't made such a fuss and caused PJ to DUFU the thread. I suspect that is true for most. How many Conservatives watch cnn (except maybe to monitor the opposition)?

32 posted on 01/02/2007 7:10:28 AM PST by gate2wire
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Well I guess this confirms our suspicion that CNN stands for Conservative News Network.

How delusional.
33 posted on 01/02/2007 7:12:23 AM PST by proud_yank (Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
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To: roaddog727

..or Crescent News Network for their pro-islamists reporting.


34 posted on 01/02/2007 7:41:04 AM PST by ariamne (Proud shieldmaiden of the infidel--never forget, never forgive 9/11)
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To: traditional1

And those two are not connected to each other.


35 posted on 01/02/2007 8:25:37 AM PST by farlander
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LOL !

Good one!

36 posted on 01/02/2007 8:27:42 AM PST by traditional1
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Well, this confirms the DU'ers posess, at a maximum, no more than two brain cells....
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Yes, and they keep using them, then passing them on to the next DUmmie, sort of like two joints.
37 posted on 01/02/2007 9:04:55 AM PST by Cheburashka ( World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
These things cannot be ignored like Kerry did in 04. Nip it in the bud right now.


38 posted on 01/02/2007 9:14:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("On 11/07/06, 'true' conservatives and 'rat traitors joined forces to bring Sharia law to America.")
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
A Happy Dead Ford Day from our friends, the Compassionate Amongst UsTM.
39 posted on 01/02/2007 10:25:33 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Consult your doctor before taking tagline. Do not take tagline with alcohol.)
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THOSE STUPID MOTHERF*CKERS!!! Goddammit this makes me mad. F*cking mad.

Amazing isnt it? The DUmmies get hopping mad over the slightest BS but the reaction to 9/11 is "Meh.....we probably deserverd it"

40 posted on 01/02/2007 10:38:47 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Cfarrarra raaraararould Be Farts)
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To: mylife

tagline maintenance


41 posted on 01/02/2007 10:44:59 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Those people are NUTS!!!!!


42 posted on 01/02/2007 11:41:34 AM PST by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has been born. Ronald Reagan)
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Can...not...post...(gasp)...Laughing...too...hard!


43 posted on 01/02/2007 11:43:27 AM PST by Purrcival (Rest in peace, President Ford.)
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[HOORAY! I knew there would be at least one "swiftboat" allusion on this thread.]

Yes, but has anyone blamed Karl Rove yet?


44 posted on 01/02/2007 11:44:56 AM PST by Purrcival (Rest in peace, President Ford.)
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It was probably an accident. Kennedy made the slip too but quickly corrected himself. It can happen to anyone.

And Rush Limbaugh skewered Kennedy for making the slip, and had LOTS of fun doing it! And we had EVEN MORE fun LISTENING to him do it! Too bad the DUmmies and their so-called "conservative, right-wing media" thought that the slip originated with Rush, when it didn't.

45 posted on 01/02/2007 11:48:46 AM PST by Purrcival (Rest in peace, President Ford. God bless Betty Ford and the Ford family.)
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THOSE STUPID MOTHERF*CKERS!!! Goddammit this makes me mad. F*cking mad.

Peace, Love, and Tolerance award winner, kevkrom?

46 posted on 01/02/2007 11:50:13 AM PST by Purrcival (Rest in peace, President Ford. God bless Betty Ford and the Ford family.)
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To: diamond6

yes, they have their tinfoil hats on today.

Could it be that some CNN employee is merely extremely careless or possibly an idiot? Given what little I have seen of CNN over the past few months, that is the explanation I would go with.

Although, I do enjoy a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy. I needed a little laughter for my first day back at work.


47 posted on 01/02/2007 11:50:35 AM PST by outfield
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To: PJ-Comix

[Also used against him will be the trivial detail about having no real record of accomplishment in the Senate.]

Not to mention that sweet little real estate deal that Obama made, but is currently getting no press coverage. Mark Belling was talking about it last week when he was filling in for Rush.


48 posted on 01/02/2007 11:51:55 AM PST by Purrcival (Rest in peace, President Ford. God bless Betty Ford and the Ford family.)
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I hope very much that Obama himself is strong enough to withstand the Rovian tactics that are sure to come

Ah! I spoke too soon. I KNEW someone would have to drag Rove's name into this "discussion" somewhere.

49 posted on 01/02/2007 11:53:49 AM PST by Purrcival (Rest in peace, President Ford. God bless Betty Ford and the Ford family.)
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To: Sir Hailstone; PJ-Comix
Only man in the world who can drink Ron White under the table

Ron "Tater Salad" White to the police: "I didn't want to be drunk in public! I wanted to be drunk in THE BAR! THEY threw me out! Arrest THEM!!"

50 posted on 01/02/2007 11:57:16 AM PST by Purrcival (Rest in peace, President Ford. God bless Betty Ford and the Ford family.)
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