DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-07 (Arianna Huffington Stalking Barack Obama)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2007 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[mikrofon]

Arianna's Fantasy Photo-op:

[Charles Henrickson]

Even his nipples have charisma. . . .

This has to be the line of the day.

[Charles Henrickson]

Think John Kerry windserfing.

John Kerry has a windserf go in the water for him?!

[Charles Henrickson]

I like calling Barack Obama "B O". . . .

Sometimes I call him "B.O. Plenty," after the cartoon character.

[juliej]

They did have two children together but I believe he was gay before he married her although living with that phony woman could turn anybody! Ah, yes, Arianna: the smartest woman in the world next to Hitlery couldn't figure out that her husband was gay! And nobody brings this up!

[Choose Ye This Day]

How incideous and devious is corporate media. How stupid and shallow its consumers. How simple minded the editors of Huffington Post to be complicit in the act of denigrating and diminishing a democratic senator who has demonstrated at least in speech a real understanding of the plight of this democracy. Can't you see that this little juxtapositioning of this man with actors and actresses follicking at the beach is an effort to make him less statesmanlike, less presidential,less worthy of serious attention. Think John Kerry windserfing. You may think this harmless fun. It is not, It is agitprop at work.

Yeah, I remember when I got my first thesaurus.

[juliej]

Look at those thighs and the bad dye job - awful!

[rzeznikj at stout]

UNNNNNNGH!!

Geez man, that's just Nasty...

[doug from upland]

This Arianna?

Here's the story and one of the songs --

CLICK

[Duke Nukum]

man! look at the ears on that guy.

One strong gust of wind and he'll be the Flying Nun.

[ilovew]

You can't make fun of his ears! The poor baby will get his feelings hurt...

[PJ-Comix]

Sometimes I call him "B.O. Plenty," after the cartoon character.

Dick Tracy's publisher hated the character of B.O. Plenty. In fact the publisher hated almost all the weird looking characters that Chester Gould had in that strip. There was a constant battle going on over this between Gould and the publisher who thought that Tracy should be just about straight arrow crime fighting without all the bizarre stuff which is really what made the strip popular. Gould retaliated by basing one of his strange characters on the publisher and even included another character based on the publisher's annoying daughter.

p.s. Tracy's partner, Sam, was based on Chester Gould's agent.

[PJ-Comix]

Are you still working on Sandy Berger parody song lyrics? I have another idea based on "Oh Where Oh Where Could My Baby Be" called "Oh Where Oh Where Could My Sandy Be." It is sung from the POV of Bill Clinton who is wondering why his Sandy hasn't returned from the National Archives.

[doug from upland]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1765541/posts

[Duke Nukum]

I'm just trying to toughen him up.

Maybe he is only a Dem because he's a sniveling wimp? Maybe he comes over to our side once he's been steeled.

[ilovew]

I don't think there's any hope for him. Anyone who's that touchy about his ears is probably always going to be a wuss.

[doug from upland]

The song is "Last Kiss."

[Duke Nukum]

I don't think there's any hope for him. Anyone who's that touchy about his ears is probably always going to be a wuss.

Yeah, plus the last guy Ariana fell this hard for ended up turning gay. He's pretty much doomed.

Ariana wormed her way into some photo op with Arnold and look what's happening to him? She's like Grendel's mother.

[Charles Henrickson]

Are you still working on Sandy Berger parody song lyrics?

Not at the moment. I actually have had non-FR things going on in my life. :-) And I figure if I can't win with "The Sandy Man" or "(Sittin' Where) The Documents Lay," then I probably wouldn't win anyway. But if I think I can work a fresh angle with a new idea or one of your ideas, I'll give it a shot. I could use the prize money.

Back in post 28 of this thread, you wrote:

I had Bill Bennett on streaming radio this morning and I could have sworn I heard a snippet of you second parody you sent him (Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay). Not sure because I was in the other room at the time. Anyone else hear that?

Obviously, I too would be curious to know if anyone else heard that. We don't get Bennett's show here in St. Louis, and I was busy this morning and unable to listen off the Internet.

[proud_yank]

Wow! This is the longest before anybody responded to a DUFU edition. You folks must be asleep this morning.

LOL, I can't believe its been this long and nobody has posted a pic of fat-Teddy topless!