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DUmmie FUnnies 05-28-07 ("Good Riddance Attention Whore" ---Cindy Sheehan)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 28, 2007 | Cindy Sheehan, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/28/2007 8:06:17 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

"Good Riddance Attention Whore." That wasn't some EVIL rightwinger telling Cindy Sheehan to get lost. That quote is from the title of Cindy Sheehan's own KOmmie THREAD resigning from the anti-war movement. It appears that Cindy feels betrayed by her own Democrats and probably has reached the limit on how much attention she can now get from the media. So let us now watch Cindy's resignation in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Ms Sheehan still has a pal in Caracas, is in the [brackets]:

"Good Riddance Attention Whore"

[Self recognition is the first step to curing yourself. Pied Piper Pitt could take a cue from you, Cindy.]

I have endured a lot of smear and hatred since Casey was killed and especially since I became the so-called "Face" of the American anti-war movement. Especially since I renounced any tie I have remaining with the Democratic Party, I have been further trashed on such "liberal blogs" as the Democratic Underground. Being called an "attention whore" and being told "good riddance" are some of the more milder rebukes.

[Nice shot there at the DUmmies. BTW, I would describe it as a "bolshevik blog."]

I have come to some heartbreaking conclusions this Memorial Day Morning. These are not spur of the moment reflections, but things I have been meditating on for about a year now. The conclusions that I have slowly and very reluctantly come to are very heartbreaking to me.

[George Soros not funding any more trips?]

The first conclusion is that I was the darling of the so-called left as long as I limited my protests to George Bush and the Republican Party. Of course, I was slandered and libeled by the right as a "tool" of the Democratic Party. This label was to marginalize me and my message. How could a woman have an original thought, or be working outside of our "two-party" system?

[Hmmm... Methinks Democrat money was paying your freight until you turned on them.]

However, when I started to hold the Democratic Party to the same standards that I held the Republican Party, support for my cause started to erode and the "left" started labeling me with the same slurs that the right used. I guess no one paid attention to me when I said that the issue of peace and people dying for no reason is not a matter of "right or left", but "right and wrong."

[Welcome to Democrat hypocrisy.]

I am deemed a radical because I believe that partisan politics should be left to the wayside when hundreds of thousands of people are dying for a war based on lies that is supported by Democrats and Republican alike. It amazes me that people who are sharp on the issues and can zero in like a laser beam on lies, misrepresentations, and political expediency when it comes to one party refuse to recognize it in their own party. Blind party loyalty is dangerous whatever side it occurs on. People of the world look on us Americans as jokes because we allow our political leaders so much murderous latitude and if we don’t find alternatives to this corrupt "two" party system our Representative Republic will die and be replaced with what we are rapidly descending into with nary a check or balance: a fascist corporate wasteland. I am demonized because I don’t see party affiliation or nationality when I look at a person, I see that person’s heart. If someone looks, dresses, acts, talks and votes like a Republican, then why do they deserve support just because he/she calls him/herself a Democrat?

[Um, Cindy. You are deemed a radical because you have been buddying up to the likes of Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro.]

I have also reached the conclusion that if I am doing what I am doing because I am an "attention whore" then I really need to be committed. I have invested everything I have into trying to bring peace with justice to a country that wants neither. If an individual wants both, then normally he/she is not willing to do more than walk in a protest march or sit behind his/her computer criticizing others. I have spent every available cent I got from the money a "grateful" country gave me when they killed my son and every penny that I have received in speaking or book fees since then. I have sacrificed a 29 year marriage and have traveled for extended periods of time away from Casey’s brother and sisters and my health has suffered and my hospital bills from last summer (when I almost died) are in collection because I have used all my energy trying to stop this country from slaughtering innocent human beings. I have been called every despicable name that small minds can think of and have had my life threatened many times.

[You need to be committed? Welcome to the club. Most of the rest of the Left also need to be committed.]

The most devastating conclusion that I reached this morning, however, was that Casey did indeed die for nothing. His precious lifeblood drained out in a country far away from his family who loves him, killed by his own country which is beholden to and run by a war machine that even controls what we think. I have tried every since he died to make his sacrifice meaningful. Casey died for a country which cares more about who will be the next American Idol than how many people will be killed in the next few months while Democrats and Republicans play politics with human lives. It is so painful to me to know that I bought into this system for so many years and Casey paid the price for that allegiance. I failed my boy and that hurts the most.

[Unfortunately we can't get Casey's input on this. Somehow I think he would disagree.]

I have also tried to work within a peace movement that often puts personal egos above peace and human life. This group won’t work with that group; he won’t attend an event if she is going to be there; and why does Cindy Sheehan get all the attention anyway? It is hard to work for peace when the very movement that is named after it has so many divisions.

[Such as Pied Piper Pitt's personal ego.]

Our brave young men and women in Iraq have been abandoned there indefinitely by their cowardly leaders who move them around like pawns on a chessboard of destruction and the people of Iraq have been doomed to death and fates worse than death by people worried more about elections than people. However, in five, ten, or fifteen years, our troops will come limping home in another abject defeat and ten or twenty years from then, our children’s children will be seeing their loved ones die for no reason, because their grandparents also bought into this corrupt system. George Bush will never be impeached because if the Democrats dig too deeply, they may unearth a few skeletons in their own graves and the system will perpetuate itself in perpetuity.

[We are just $10 away from Chimpeachment.]

I am going to take whatever I have left and go home. I am going to go home and be a mother to my surviving children and try to regain some of what I have lost. I will try to maintain and nurture some very positive relationships that I have found in the journey that I was forced into when Casey died and try to repair some of the ones that have fallen apart since I began this single-minded crusade to try and change a paradigm that is now, I am afraid, carved in immovable, unbendable and rigidly mendacious marble.

[Yeah. Being a mother to your other children definitely sounds like a plan.]

Camp Casey has served its purpose. It’s for sale. Anyone want to buy five beautiful acres in Crawford , Texas ? I will consider any reasonable offer. I hear George Bush will be moving out soon, too...which makes the property even more valuable.

[I'll consider buying if you take care of the fire ant problem there.]

This is my resignation letter as the "face" of the American anti-war movement. This is not my "Checkers" moment, because I will never give up trying to help people in the world who are harmed by the empire of the good old US of A, but I am finished working in, or outside of this system. This system forcefully resists being helped and eats up the people who try to help it. I am getting out before it totally consumes me or anymore people that I love and the rest of my resources.

[That's FUnnie. I thought it was your Final Press Conference moment which happened 10 years after the Checkers moment.]

Good-bye America ...you are not the country that I love and I finally realized no matter how much I sacrifice, I can’t make you be that country unless you want it.

[Wow! She smears America on her graceless exit out the door.]

It’s up to you now.

[I can get George Soros money too? And now to hear from the NUtroots of KOmmieland...]

Cindy, you walk with Thoreau, Gandhi, King...

[...and Pitt.]

Come back to Hawaii for healing, Cindy

[I would love to do some healing in Maui.]

Let's do it! The Camp Casey Memorial ...a memorial for peace.

[You are just $10 away from a memorial.]

We could raise the funds online, and issue a request for proposals from sculptors and other artists and architects online, and vote online for the best concepts, and promote Camp Casey via e-mail blasts and blogs.

[Bev Harris could handle the fundraising.]

Takes a day to incorporate, set up a board of directors, and pass some by-laws. The IRS form 1023 is the real bear. About nine months for approval if all is accurate and complete. $500 fee. Can solicit funds once an organization is formed, just cannot hold the org out as tax deductible until receive IRS sign-off. Once approved, contributions are deductible retroactively to incorporation date but must file an amended return.

[Quicker than you can say "Bev Harris."]

The centerpiece of the memorial should be a giant 'dollar sign'.

[Sayeth a KOmmie with unintentional irony.]

Now most Americans are so busy trying to keep a roof over their head and bills paid, and are so paralyzed by the ongoing assault of lies over radio and tv, that many of us are too stricken to respond to every administration offense appropriately. As a consequence, I think post traumatic stress disorder runs through our society.

[Another name for that stress disorder is Bush Derangement Syndrome.]

The Democratic Party has lost its soul (if it ever had one). They are beholden to the same multinational corporatists and faithmongers as the Repubs. I don't believe that it is possible to change them from within.But just so that you all understand how pessimistic I am, I don't believe it is possible to change them from withour either. In other words...we're F*CKED!

[Speak for yourself, John Alden.]

I left Democratic Underground a few years ago. I would stay away from that board.

[Why do you look down on the DUmmies? After all KOmmies are nothing but DUmmies with better PR.]

I left there a long time ago, as the politics were much too divisive. I wouldn't take an attack there as a serious representation of a large number of Democrats.

[I disagree. The DUmmies DO represent a large number of Democrats.]

There are some people on DU with mod privileges who have an agenda. If you're on their good side, you can get away with murder, but if you piss one of them off, boom, you're gone. No warning, no explanation, just booted. They'll tell you that when they moderate, they give out multiple warnings, have multiple mods agree on a banning, and take care to be fair. That wasn't my experience.

[Sneak attack tombstoning.]

It makes my husband so angry. We marched with a Democratic group in a Memorial Day Parade...but we wanted to carry our own signs rather than "Turn DuPage Blue". The Dems didn't want us to carry "The Bush Legacy: Corruption, Deficit, Lies" , "Jail Scooter, Impeach Shooter", and "Fight Truth Decay, Vote Democratic" BECAUSE the signs were too POLITICAL!!!!

[They didn't want to be embarrassed by your totally inappropriate BDS on display for all to see.]

Maybe there can be a few showings of "Sicko" with the proceeds going to cover your medical care.

[That's the good news. The bad news is that your medical care will take place in Cuba.]

Clinton, Edwards, Biden, they all have blood on their hands. It's time for an alternative....

[Kookcinich?]

You held a protest in Sacremtno at the end of October 2006. This is literally right next to CD-04 where Charlie Brown was running to take out John Doolittle (the MOST corrupt member of congress). But it's a district that also thinks very little of you, Cindy. Your presence just a week before the election hurt Charlie Brown's chances. Given the clsoe election, you may very well have cost him the race because you were unable to correctly analyze the situation in terms of political reality. For THAT, I will NEVER forgive you. I know people called you and asked you not to come. I know you were asked to call off the protest, or at least wait until after the election. But you refused. The protest was more important to you than insuring the election of someone who really would have helped end this war. I know it affected the election because I heard plenty of people tell me so. Doolittle had been using you as a campaign attack point for a couple of months, and you showing up in Sacramento validated his attacks for many people who were at that time still undecided. So thank you Cindy, for helping to continue this war and for F*CKING OVER my home district for another 2 f*cking years.

[Cindy Sheehan pulled the football away from Charlie Brown's foot as he tried to kick it.]

Ending the war is paramount and only more democrats in congress and the white house is going to make that happen.

[That plan about more democrats in congress sure worked out great, huh?]

Passion is one thing, ill-informed melodrama is another. Ms Sheehan is no asset of the left. Whether it's meeting Chavez, the alleged comments about AIPAC, the nasty aggression towards students who booed her speech (calling them "warmongers"), the "evil empire" nonsense or the histrionics about Bush being a worse terrorist than Osama bin Laden - she's a perfect example of adolescent, screeching extremism that undermines the seriousness of the left.

[That screeching extremism IS the left.]

"If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods. And the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is." ~ Charles Bukowski

[And now we know the source of much of Pied Piper Pitt's nonsense when he mumbles into his beer at Bukowski's.]

Amazingly, the Drudge Report hyperlinks directly to Daily Kos for this article.

[Amazingly, the DUmmie FUnnies hyperlinks directly to Daily Kos for this article.]


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1 posted on 05/28/2007 8:06:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IN!


2 posted on 05/28/2007 8:07:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cindy's opus.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 05/28/2007 8:07:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

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4 posted on 05/28/2007 8:07:44 PM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Almost on top!


5 posted on 05/28/2007 8:08:00 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Woohoo! Top 5!


6 posted on 05/28/2007 8:08:13 PM PDT by RedRover (Defend Our Marines)
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You knew they’d throw her under the bus eventually.


7 posted on 05/28/2007 8:09:00 PM PDT by TheRobb7 (The welfare state needs a new customer base--ILLEGAL aliens!)
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To: RedRover

Whoops. Missed it by that much....


8 posted on 05/28/2007 8:09:06 PM PDT by RedRover (Defend Our Marines)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10?


9 posted on 05/28/2007 8:09:14 PM PDT by Talking_Mouse (wahhabi delenda est)
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To: TheRobb7
They threw Imus under the bus as well.

Maybe she and Imus can "hook up."

10 posted on 05/28/2007 8:09:52 PM PDT by LdSentinal
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We could raise the funds online, ....

Bev, is that you ?
11 posted on 05/28/2007 8:15:38 PM PDT by stylin19a (It's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard)
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To: PJ-Comix
Fight Truth Decay, Vote Democratic

Hey!  That's a popular FReeper sign (replacing Democratic with Republican of course).  It's been shown in lots of photos.

 

12 posted on 05/28/2007 8:15:52 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Takes a day to incorporate, set up a board of directors, and pass some by-laws. The IRS form 1023 is the real bear. About nine months for approval if all is accurate and complete. $500 fee. Can solicit funds once an organization is formed, just cannot hold the org out as tax deductible until receive IRS sign-off. Once approved, contributions are deductible retroactively to incorporation date but must file an amended return.

That's a lot more thorough than anything that was done for Andy.

 

13 posted on 05/28/2007 8:17:08 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How could a woman have an original thought, or be working outside of our "two-party" system?

Poor, oppressed little Cindy.

I am woman, hear me bore.

14 posted on 05/28/2007 8:19:27 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (If you don't have borders, you don't have a nation.)
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The first conclusion is that I was the darling of the so-called left as long as I limited my protests to George Bush and the Republican Party. Of course, I was slandered and libeled by the right as a "tool" of the Democratic Party.

Sounds like the right was correct...as long as she stayed on the farm she was the "darling" of the left, once she strayed she was exposed as the tool of the left she actually was. She's just too stupid to realize it, even now.

15 posted on 05/28/2007 8:20:33 PM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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Camp Casey has served its purpose. It’s for sale. Anyone want to buy five beautiful acres in Crawford , Texas ?

No thanks. I hear that getting the smell of bong water out of sub-flooring is damn-near impossible. Kinda like cat pee.

16 posted on 05/28/2007 8:20:51 PM PDT by randog (What the...?!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It seems to hurt the DUmmies to look in the mirror. Now they know how the rest of us feel when we have to look at them!


17 posted on 05/28/2007 8:21:14 PM PDT by bannie
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To: PJ-Comix
Blind party loyalty is dangerous whatever side it occurs on.

That's blasphemy you're speaking to the DUmmies, there, Saint Sheehan. Blind party loyalty is all the Dems have, these days.

18 posted on 05/28/2007 8:21:57 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (If you don't have borders, you don't have a nation.)
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To: LdSentinal
Maybe she and Imus can "hook up."

Ugh. An image that I did NOT need in my head.
19 posted on 05/28/2007 8:23:58 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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...since I began this single-minded crusade...

since I began this single simple-minded crusade

20 posted on 05/28/2007 8:24:10 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (If you don't have borders, you don't have a nation.)
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