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  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-14 (KOmmie Rage at Rolling Stone Over Debunked Rape Story)

    12/05/2014 1:52:49 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 5, 2014 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    <p>The Left, along with the KOmmies, DUmmies, and Nancy Grace figured that at long last they could finally blame white jocks for sexual abuse. Unfortunately for them, the DUke LaCrosse case completely backfired on them bigtime. However, now they figured they had a slam DUnk case against a bunch of white frat boys. After all this time the rape accusations were written up in detail in Rolling Stone. Well, that story did hold up for a couple of weeks, enough time for the idiotic president of the University of Virginia to suspend frat activities without even doing an investigation when this case also blew up in their faces as you can see in this big BACKTRACK from Rolling Stone today. In addition, the Washington Post did the FACT CHECKING that the so-called writer of the Rolling Stoned story should have done and found it came up way short in terms of veracity starting with the fact that the alleged perp wasn't even a member of the frat in question.</p>
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-10-14 (DUmmies and KOmmies Enjoy Obama Laughing At Border Crises Meeting)

    07/10/2014 8:50:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 10, 2014 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Call it Blind Optics. The DUmmies and KOmmies are so desperate to make Texas Governor Rick Perry look bad that they overlook the fact that Obama looks horrible in the photos above and below. These photos were taken by Reuters during the B order Crises meeting yesterday. Normally the Regime would have prohibited these pics of Obama not taking the border crises seriously but apparently they have the same narrow mindset as the DUmmies and KOmmies because they focused in on Perry looking upset and thought that was a "win" for them. Actually it is turning into a bigtime...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-26-14 (Fauxcahontis vs Hillary)

    04/26/2014 4:41:20 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 26, 2014 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    In the next few months we will be reading yet more details how Fauxcahontas aka Elizabeth Warren Affirmative Actioned her way up the academia by pretending she was an Indian. How do I know this? Simple. It now appears as if Warren WILL be running for president and the Hillary Clinton War Room will be working overtime to discredit her. I am looking forward to the entertainment of this upcoming catfight which would resemble Alien vs Predator but without the niceties. Remember, this is supposed to be Hillary's last Hoorah and she must DESTROY any who come in her...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-10-14 (KOmmies Show Their Love For FBI Snitch Al Sharpton)

    04/10/2014 6:04:29 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 10, 2014 | Kommies and PJ-Comix
    Is anybody out there really surprised that "Reverend" Al Sharpton was an FBI snitch who was forcibly turned because he was caught on tape dealing coke? Most normal folks already had "Reverend" Al pegged as a dirtbag from way back but for the KOmmies it was an astounding revelation. And the FUnniest thing is that for most KOmmies, it makes no difference. They will continue to show their love for the MSNBC host as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD, "Smoking Gun: Facts Derail Lying Al Sharpton's Informant Tale." So let us now watch the KOmmies prove in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-22-13 (KOmmies Cheer ObamaCare "Success")

    11/22/2013 6:28:07 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 22, 2013 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    This DUFU edition is sure to cause you to slap your foreheads in amazement at the incredible gullibility of the KOmmies in their desperation to look for some, ANY, success in the ObamaCare flop. Yes, it is well known that the ObamaCare website is INSECURE so what do the KOmmies do? They unthinkingly provide their personal information to that site. They might as well send an email with that information to hackers and Nigerian email scammers. So will the first KOmmie to suffer from identity theft apply to the government for a subsidy due to their identity being stolen?...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-25-13 (KOmmies Pray to Blue Fairy to Fix ObamaCare Website)

    10/25/2013 12:35:11 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2013 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    Please Blue Fairy. I beg of you to fix the ObamaCare website by the end of November or we will all look like complete fools. Please Blue Fairy. Those EVIL Rightwingers will laugh at us now and forever unto the end of time if the ObamaCare website is not fixed. Blue Fairy, wave your magic wand and make it all better for us. Blue Fairy, wave your magic wand and stop the ObamaCare Death Spiral. Blue Fairy, wave your magic wand and let me just wake up and find out this whole ObamaCare fiasco is just a silly nightmare....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-26-13 (KOmmies Beat Weiner)

    07/26/2013 8:32:17 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 26, 2013 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    Not too long ago I posted some FUnnie remarks about Weiner (not hard to do) on a Facebook thread populated primarily by liberals. They were irked that I didn't consider his "progressive" agenda that they claimed outweighed whatever personal foibles he had. Well, now even "progressives" are abandoning Weiner in droves on the heels of the latest revelation that Weiner continued sexting for over a year after he publicly apologized and resigned from Congress in 2011. And just a few minutes ago, I heard Weiner declare that there might be another six...or possibly ten women he has been sexting...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-31-12 (KOmmies Suddenly Discover That ObamaCare STINKS!!!)

    01/31/2013 4:08:34 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 54 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 31, 2013 | KOmmies & PJ-Comix
    “But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what’s in it....” So promised Nancy Pelousi and now that the KOmmies have had a chance to finally see what is in ObamaCare, they are in a state of shock since they have FINALLY discovered that ObamaCare STINKS bigtime as you can see in this THREAD, "Obama and Dems may have jost lost their most stalwart supporter with this Obamacare ruling." Gee! And you are only just NOW finding out how horrible ObamaCare is? Don't worry, I'm sure you can find a way to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-13 (DUmmies, KOmmies Mostly Fine With Al Gorezeera Hypocrisy)

    01/05/2013 8:08:14 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 5, 2013 | DUmmies, KOmmies, & PJ-Comix
    Al Gore is a man of high character...He never sells out his public principles EXCEPT for money. So now that Al Gore has sold his no-rated Current TV to Al Jazeera which is owned by the oil sheikdom of Qatar do the DUmmies view their erstwhile hero as a hypocrite? Even worse, Al Gorezeera tried to pull off the sale before Jan. 1 when the Bush tax cuts expired in order to keep a bigger chunk of the half billion dollar sale for himself. Guess what? The DUmmies and KOmmies are mostly okay with the Gore hypocrisy as you...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-12 (The Thumb That Saved Florida!)

    11/05/2012 11:08:07 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2012 | KOmmie Kwik, KOmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Last time we heard how Mayor Gloomberg's COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED endorsement is going to tip the balance and deliver the Northeast for President Obama. But what about the swing states? What about Redneck Nation, Pickup Truck America? Will THEY come through for Our President? Well, don't worry, progs! All those states are IN THE BAG for Obama, thanks to this secret weapon: The Thumb That Saved Florida. The KOmmies are excited about The Thumb That Saved Florida, as we see in this THREAD, "White Woman in Pickup Truck Gave Obama Supporters Clandestine Thumbs Up Her Husband Couldn't See." So now...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-12 (KOmmies Depressed by Own Poll)

    10/16/2012 2:37:15 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 16, 2012 | KOmmies & PJ-Comix
    Well, the reactions to the polls in DUmmieland are happening EXACTLY as predicted. Weeks ago the DUmmies were doing victory dances in the end zone over the early poll results showing Obama as the clear winner. Of course, those polls bore NO relation to reality and it was predicted that as we get closer to the election, the poll numbers will be forced to more accurately reflect reality. Now the tone in DUmmieland is much different: ANGER at the polls and the DUmmies now questioning their accuracy. However, there is one BIG problem. A KOmmie poll released today shows...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-20-12 (DUmmies & Kommies Go Berserk Over Obama Newsweek Cover)

    08/20/2012 4:40:23 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 47 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 20, 2012 | DUmmies, KOmmies, & PJ-Comix
    Remember when Frodo Baggins tossed the ring of power into the flames of Mt. Doom? That is what Niall Ferguson did when he wrote the Newsweek cover story, "Hit The Road, Barack." The hysterical reaction of the DUmmies and KOmmies to that Newsweek cover reminds me of the Eye of Sauron as it began tumpling down. The Armies of Sauron still haven't been destroyed. For that we have to wait until November but in the meantime it is FUn to observe the disorientation of the tumbling DUmmies and KOmmies. So upset were the DUmmies by that Newsweek cover that...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-11-12 (NUtroots Nation 2012: The progs are dense in Providence)

    06/11/2012 12:07:24 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 62 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 11, 2012 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson
    Where have all the progressives gone? You say you haven't seen hide nor hair of them over the past four or five days? You're wondering where they all are? Did they commit mass hara-kiri after the Wipeout in Wisconsin? Have they all moved to France (where they don't wear underpants)? Have they retreated into OMB (Occupy Mom's Basement)? No, the reason you haven't seen the progressives around much lately is this: The progs were dense in Providence. A dense concentration of them, I mean. In Providence, Rhode Island. They were all there for "Netroots Nation 2012," the seventh annual...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-27-12 (KOmmie Mental Meltdown In Republican Rage Rant)

    02/27/2012 7:25:32 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 40 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 27, 2012 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    Remember that hypocritical RANT by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT last year about conservatives supposedly engaged in hate rhetoric in the wake of the Gabby Giffords shooting? It has the height of hypocrisy not only because it was completely wrong but because it turned out that Pitt himself had been banned for threatening extreme violence upon a homeless woman, Bobo the Hobo. Well, take a look at this sanity-challenged KOmmie THREAD with the krazed title of "Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**..." And believe me, as you shall see, the rabid frothing of the text is definitely in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-11 (DUmmies Unable to Process DOJ "Fast & Furious" Lie Letter)

    12/05/2011 7:47:37 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 5, 2011 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    Remember that scene from "Forbidden Planet" when the Monster from the ID was coming after Leslie Neilsen, Anne Francis, and Morbius? Neilsen screamed at Robbie the Robot to kill the Monster. Well, Robbie was programmed to always obey an order but was also programmed never to kill a person. Since the Monster was from the Id of Morbius, Robbie's circuits went haywire, rendering him useless. The same sort of thing has happened at DUmmieland when confronted with information that the DOJ LIED in their February letter to Congress about their "Fast & Furious" program that allowed a couple of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-09-11 (KOmmie laurustina parallel constructs her free-floating angst)

    07/09/2011 1:38:38 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 87 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 9, 2011 | KOmmie laurustina, KOmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    One of the favorite writing styles of the DUmmies and the KOmmies is the use of parallel construction. By this I mean that they style their sentences to begin the same way and then they vary the second part. The DUmmies and the KOmmies think this is good writing. The DUmmies and the KOmmies think this is effective writing. The DUmmies and the KOmmies think this is writing with style and great earnestness. The DUmmies and the KOmmies do this parallel-construction bit over and over and over again, ad nauseam, ad infinitum. The DUmmies and the KOmmies do parallel...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-11 (Alan Grayson posts "Green Lantern" rant for KOmmies)

    06/22/2011 11:51:00 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 23, 2011 | Alan Grayson, KOmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Fatter than a pile of bullsh*t . . . More powerful than a loco moonbat . . . Able to heap all bad things in a single Bush . . . Look! Up on the screen! It's a blog! It's a prog! No, it's . . . GRAY RANTER! Yes, GRAY RANTER, strange visitor to the Daily KOs, who comes to KOmmieland with powers of insanity far beyond those of moron man, and who, disguised as Alan "Dick" Grayson, ill-mannered one-term representative from Outlandish, Florida, fights a never-ending battle for speaking TRUTH to POWER in an EMBARRASSING WAY! That's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-20-11 (NUtroots Nation KOmmies not so wild about Barry)

    06/20/2011 10:50:06 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 61 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 20, 2011 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson
    So the KOmmies of Daily Kos just held their annual NUtroots Nation convention this past weekend. This one was held in Minneapolis. Just think: Five years ago, NUtroots Nation was held in Las Vegas, where potential presidential candidates hosted fancy soirées for the KOmmies, complete with chocolate fountains and impressive ice sculptures. Now this year, the KOmmies are in Minneapolis, they're stuck with Obama, and no one is lining up to buy their votes. How the mighty have fallen! From chocolate fountains to lutefisk. From ice sculptures to ice fishing. And worst of all, from Obamassiah to Bush Lite....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-11 (A. Weiner Splatters Egg on DUmmie and KOmmie Faces)

    06/06/2011 5:06:05 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 97 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Freudenschade, baby!I saw this coming from the very moment when we first learned about the Weiner scandal a little over a week ago. Back then the DUmmies were puffing their chests in defense of the Weiner as you can HERE and HERE. Meanwhile the KOmmies were spinning elaborate conspiracy theories involving charts about how Weiner was framed by Brietbart as you can see HERE. Well, today Weiner left the DUmmies and KOmmies with egg on their faces while eating large portions of crow. Most painful to them was that he APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That HAD to hurt! First...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-11 (Weiner Starts to Shrink Before KOmmie Eyes)

    06/01/2011 6:29:48 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 48 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2011 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    Weiner is shrinking! That is the opinion that is beginning to creep in among the KOmmies. A couple of days ago they were absolutely certain that Weiner would notify the authorities about being hacked and sue Breitbart for defamation. Then came yesterday's disastrous press conference in which Anthony Weiner was unable to give straight answers to all questions. Of course, the DUmmies are still supporting Weiner but they are in an entirely alternate universe beyond space and time and reason. However, you can see the KOmmie doubt creep into this THREAD, "BREAKING BAD: Weiner can't say for certain weiner...