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I have to admit, at first there I was pretty angry. Outraged. Infuriated. Spitting-bullets mad. I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics. But now I have moved past that stage of rage and taken on an attitude of gratitude. Yes, GRATITUDE! Let's THANK the Looney Left, as exemplified and led by Head KOmmie KOs, for their beyond-the-pale, sexist, hypocritical, personal smears of Governor Palin and her children. THANX, Head KOmmie KOs! You have KOntributed...

Talk about a complete LACK of professionalism! But in the case of Keith Olbermann, I'm not surprised. Last night MSDNC's Olbermann launched into an attack on an AP reporter who dared to be mildly critical of Barack Obama's speech at the Barackopolis. Guess what? It followed the same script as that posted by KOmmie KOs himself posted in KOmmieland just minutes earlier as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Fournier outsources AP anti-Obama attack." You can get up to speed on the Olbermann attack and the update about KOmmie KOs feeding him his lines at NEWSBUSTERS. We already...

So just how bad was Barack Obama's performance in comparison with that of John McCain at last night's Faith Based Forum at Rick Warren's Saddleback church? So bad that even the DUmmies and KOmmies were disappointed in The One. Yes, they have expressed outright disappointment in the Obamassiah in their more honest moments as well as trying to desperately cover for him with lame excuses. Just the very thread titles in DUmmieland and KOmmieland tells you how let down there were by Obama such as this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I won't win cool points for this, but McCain is...

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! NOT GOING TO HEAR IT!!! HANDS OVER MY EARS! That is the attitude of the KOmmies to another KOmmie who had the Kewpie Doll moment of posting that the Edwards scandal disaster is NOT going away as you can see in this THREAD titled "The Edwards Disaster Is Not Going Away." In fact, with the way the National Enquirer is releasing the information on this scandal, it threatens to overshadow the Democrat convention. The big money man at the center of the John Edwards scandal, Fred Baron, is also a big fundraiser for Barack Obama. Also this scandal...

"End the war now!" "The whole world is watching!" "Days of Resistance!" Are we time-traveling back to 1968? No, it's 2008, but there's a group trying to RECREATE '68. They want the Democrats in Denver to enjoy the same rioting and mayhem Chicago experienced forty years ago. (Yours truly was a teenager in Chicago at the time--a conservative Republican teenager--and I remember the hippies and the Yippies and the flippies invading our fair city.) Knowing this group's announced intentions, the city of Denver and the Democrat National Convention therefore are preparing for any trouble that may occur. That means...

"It's bad enough that we face the end of America, sadly, we also face the end of humanity." So warns KOmmie One Pissed Off Liberal in this ominous THREAD, "Wise Up and Rise Up – or Kiss It All Goodbye". To say this diary struck a chord among the KOmmies would be an understatement--over 600 KOmments in less than 24 hours! So let's see why THE SKY IS FALLING AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering what the winning bid on BEARak Obama will be when the...

Remember how just a few weeks ago the DUmmies and KOmmies were loudly gloating about how far ahead Barack Obama was in the polls? They thought that Obama had already won the election and were already high-fiving each other over the "victory." Well, all that has changed with new polls showing the race even (which actually means Obama is behind). I just went to the DUmmie Greatest page and did a search with the word "poll." No such word was found. The KOmmies have also quit talking about polls with the exception of Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks...

So just how upset is the leftwing blogosphere over Barack Obama's switch on his "rock solid" opposition to offshore oil drilling? Try over 4700 angry post (as of this writing) at the HUffington POst THREAD, "Obama Shifts, Says He May Back Offshore Drilling," announcing this latest 180 by the Obamassiah. Perhaps the left was reconciled that the switch on FISA by Obama would be his last major switch but this change on position on offshore oil drilling is just too much for them. Likewise the DUmmies and KOmmies are beyond upset with Obama on this switch as well as...

Oops, there goes another one under the bus! Latest member of the FFOB (Former Friends of Barry) Club: Rapper "Ludacris." Barry's FORMER favorite rapper came out this week with a "rap song" (sic) designed to HELP the Possumptive Democrat Candidate. Let's take a listen to the lovely Ludacris lyrics: POLITICS (Obama is here)I'm back on it like I just signed my record deal Yeah, the best is here, the Bentley Coupe paint is drippin' wet, it got sex appeal Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him Said I...

The picture above pretty much tells the story of utter KOmmie stupidity. If you have trouble reading the wording, then click on the picture. The words supplied by the KOmmie at the bottom of his election receipt say: "Even if you took this as proof that (full name of voter here) voted - it's hardly proof of who (full name of voter here) voted for." Um, that's why it is called a SECRET BALLOT. If they could give this KOmmie voter a receipt of who he voted for then it wouldn't be SECRET. And yet this KOmmie is convinced...

This just in from the "reality based community of KOmmieland: the KOmmies are promoting John Edwards to be nominated as Barack Obama's veep pick. I kid you not. And you know what, I PRAY that Obama pick John Edwards for the veep slot. This is just too FUnnie. Of course, the MSM still remains completely mum on the alleged John Edwards scandal. I wonder if they will be able to maintain their silence later this week when the Edwards love child scandal along with pics hits the National Enquirer. Oh, and Wikipedia is doing their best to keep this...

Barack Obama's speech at the Victory Column in Berlin has caused a collective Obasmic thrill to go up the legs of the KOmmies. As you will see they are now acting like a bunch of enthralled schoolgirls...or like Chris Matthews on Hardball. Although the Germans, who can't vote in our elections, were enthralled by Obama's appearance, the big news for Americans is that Obama thought it was "inappropriate" for him to visit with wounded American military personnel in Germany. That is what will be remembered here. However, the KOmmie THREAD titled, "USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!...

Picture the scene from the DUkes of Hazzard. Same theme music. Only instead of the sheriff chasing the Dukes' Dodge Charger, it is reporters from the National Enquirer chasing John Edwards all around the basement of the Beverly Hilton with the chase ending up in a restroom where the Breck Girl remained trapped for 15 minutes until rescued by hotel security. In case you haven't heard about this Edwards scandal, here is an excerpt from the National Enquirer STORY: Edwards went out of the hotel briefly with Rielle, they were observed by the NATIONAL ENQUIRER and then went back...

Two years ago we here at DUmmie FUnnies documented the first annual KOmmie KOnvention (held in Las Vegas), "YearlyKos"--AKA "Blogolapalooza," because politicans like Mark Warner wined and dined the prog bloggers with chocolate fountains and ice sculptures at a Stratosphere party, in order to gain their support. Well, this year we travel to Austin, Texas, for the YearlyKos, now called, "Netroots Nation." There are MULTITUDINOUS THREADS on this in KOmmieland--you can go there and use the tag, "netroots nation 2008" to find them all. There's even a separate Netroots Nation website, with agenda, speakers, registration info, etc. There are...

A vicious rightwing magazine published a cover featuring militant Muslim Barack Obama and his AK-47 toting wife fisting bumping as an American flag burns in the fireplace. OOPS! It wasn't an EVIL rightwing magazine that had this cover but the very LIBERAL New Yorker magazine. But don't worry. The left will somehow manage to blame this on those wascally Republicans. Meanwhile over in KOmmieland, KOmmie heads are exploding as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The New Yorker Obama cover: OMFG, WTF?" So let us now watch the KOmmies explode in bloody Bolshevik Red while the commentary of...

"No money for you!" Head KOmmie KOs stomps his little foot and crosses his angry arms! He's giving Barack Obama NOT ONE D*MN DIME until B.O. starts talking like an Über-liberal again! Of course, ever since Barack Opossum wrapped up the nomination, he's been "moving to the center." And as we saw yesterday with the DUmmies, this INFURIATES the Nutroots! Today we take a peek at the KOmmies' displeasure, in this THREAD, "Rewarding good behavior." Head KOmmie KOs must have struck a KHOrd, because this diary has generated over 1,300 KOmments! WAY too many to DUFU, but we'll sample...

Remember all the propaganda we were fed about how Global Warming is a non-partisan issue? Well, it turns out it was all hogwash. No big surprise there. The Left is now enlisting Global Warming alarmism on a big scale to help get Barack Obama elected as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD titled, "Hansen on Global Warming: We have ONE year.. ONE election." Yes, me must elect Obama or it will be the END OF THE WORLD!!! It turns out that James Hansen has been making Global Warming alarmist WARNINGS for at least 20 years. In 1988 he...

This hasn't exactly been a good week for the Left. Apparently their own savior, the Obamassiah has betrayed them. No, not on his broken promise about accepting public financing of his campaign. Most (but not all) of them are fine with that because it means more money (they think) with which to destroy the EVIL Republicans. No, they feel betrayed over Obama NOT filibustering the FISA bill as urged by MoveOn. This KOmmie THREAD, "Take One Last Look," posted by KOmmie One Pissed Off Liberal is a reflection of that sense of betrayal. Although the betrayal by their beloved...

There is a popular myth among the MSM that, while DUmmieland may be a bit overboard in the sanity department, the Daily KOs KOmmies are thoughtful "progressives" worth of our respect. As readers of the DUmmie FUnnies well know, the KOmmies are every bit as looney as the DUmmies. A prime example is this KOmmie THREAD titled, "Massachusetts School of Law Organizing Bush War Crimes Trial." You will find the KOmmie rantings on this thread every bit as psychopathic as that of the DUMmies on an earlier DUmmie FUnnies EDITION on the same topic. So let us now watch...

Psst! You wanna know a dirty little secret? Barack Obama is just as kooky as Dennis Kucinich. The only difference between the two besides the fact that Kucinich is a marginalized figure and that Obama is a presumptive presidential nominee is that Kucinich wants to impeach members of the Bush administration for War Crimes while Obama wants to wait until he is president to prosecute officials of the previous administration as war criminals. Huh? You hadn't heard about this? That is because the MSM has covered up that dirty little aspect of the future plans of Mr. Unity. To...

Maybe it exists, maybe it doesn't. The "Michelle Bombshell," I'm talking about. You know the one, the rumored tape no one has seen, in which Michelle Obama is purported to rant about the evils of "Whitey." Well, whether or not it exists, the DUmmies and KOmmies are very much exercised about it. They have posted on multitudinous threads, with varying degrees of flame-ation. Most think the tape doesn't exist, and are angry that anyone even brings up the subject. They accuse each other of "concern trolling" (a new term to me), meaning that when someone posts a thread saying...

There is only a little over a half a year left in Bush's presidency yet that hasn't kept Congressman Robert Wexler from continuing to screech for his impeachment. This time Wexler thinks he has found the key for the impeachment. It comes in the form of Scott McClellan's book, "What Happened?" which is short on actual facts but does include a passage where Scotty spotted Karl Rove and Scooter Libby walk into a private room together. CHIMPEACHMENT NOW!!! Of course, if McClellan eventually does testify before congress there will be nothing solid to be found which is why Rush...

She's not conceding. She's not going gently into the night. However, she will be fighting all the way to the Democrat convention...and possibly beyond as you can see in this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD titled, "Wes Clark: Hillary Will Take Fight to Convention." And if Wes Clark said it, you can be sure it is true since Wes is entirely a creature of the Clintons. This is why all the support for Clark by the DUmmies a couple of years ago was so laughable. They actually thought Weasley Clark would run against Hillary Clinton in the primaries. Of course,...

For all of you who either doubted or feared Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos, I hereby present this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD nervously titled, "The Remaining Superdelegates; It's Not Pretty." And what's not pretty is the prospect of a locked Democrat convention due to Barack Obama not getting a majority of the votes. Many on the Left keep quoting 2025 delegates as the magic number needed to clinch the nomination. Not so if you count the Michigan and Florida delegates. And guess who has the vast majority of those delegates---Hillary. Superdelegates just don't do the trick for Obama to avoid...

Congrats to all you DUmmies out in California who can now marry each other in that state. I was originally intending to DUFU one of the many jubilant DUmmie threads about the California Supreme Court overturning the ban on gay marriage but they mostly consisted of DUmmies just high-fiving each other with little thought about how this decision will help to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in many House and Senate races this November. Therefore, I took a trip to KOmmieland and found the KOmmies salivating at the prospect of the House possibly frogwalking Karl Rove. This...

What a difference a few hours make. As we saw in this morning's DUFU EDITION, the KOmmies were cheerleading on Jeremiah Wright, completely oblivious to the harmful effect he would have to Barack Obama. However, after a few hours passed by, the KOmmies began to finally wake up to the fact that Wright is KILLING the Obama campaign as you can see in this THREAD nervously titled, "Wright is a big fat distraction when Obama needs it least." Welcome to the Real World, KOmmies! So let us now watch the KOmmies bite their fingernails over the Wright Stuff in...

On the heels of Rev. Jeremiah Wright's speech last night in Detroit, the happiest person in the country has to be Hillary Clinton. The Wright speech, over a half hour chock full of total buffoonery, is the best thing that could have happened for Hillary. Meanwhile, one can picture Barack Obama with hands over his face as Wright spouted nonsense about left and right brains along with poor impressions of JFK and LBJ along with his imitation of the Florida A&M marching band. For most of us it was high comedy laughing AT Wright but for Obama it must...

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh for making this Democrat primary the most entertaining one ever. As we have seen, Operation Chaos has already caused DUmmieland to go into full MELTDOWN and now the Daily KOs KOmmies are following suit. It wasn't even a half hour into last night's debate when some KOmmie went berserk with this THREAD titled, "Tomorrow We Take On ABC, and Disney." YEEHAW!!! Break out the ropes! Tomorrow we're gonna HANG 'EM HIGH for daring to ask tough questions. So let us now watch the crazed KOmmies mentally wilting under the effects of Operation Chaos while the...

Despite the fact that Barack Obama threw his grandmother under the bus by accusing her of being a racist, his speech continues to cause mass weepings and supposed conversions on the Left. I say "supposed conversions" because if someone "converts" from Hillary to Obama, is that really a conversion? It is more like trading one leftist for another leftist. Such was the case today on the heels of yesterday's DUFU EDITION which demonstrated mass Drama Queen weeping on the part of tearful DUmmies. Today it is the turn of the KOmmies to break out the hankies in this KOmmieland...

Last week the Hillary supporters at the Daily KOs went on STRIKE and this week KOmmie KOs responds with a THREAD titled, "The Clinton civil war." So let us now join the KOmmie KOs counterattack in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the War Between the Democrats, is in the [brackets]: ...this site has also been hostile to the corrosive consultant class that gave us our timid and weak party until Howard Dean shook it up in 2004. [But not hostile to those lucrative consultant fees collected on the sly by Unknown Jerome.] Now I'm...

There now seems to be a new element in the drive for Governor Eliot Spitzer's resignation. It is that his resignation would mean the loss of ONE superdelegate for Hillary Clinton at the Democrat convention as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD titled, "Spitzer’s Resignation Would, In the End, Mean a Superdelegate Loss for Hillary." Yes, just ONE less superdelegate. The Obama wing of the Democrat party are so desperate to defeat Hillary they are actually savoring that ONE superdelegate loss despite the fact that the loss of ONE superdelegate won't affect the outcome since Barack Obama (especially...

Was there any real possibility that this DUFU edition would be about anything other than the Eliot Spitzer scandal? Of course not. But before we get into the juicy and very FUnnie details of the KOmmie reaction to this scandal, we must lead off with this incredible song parody by our own Charles Henrickson called PROSTITUTIN' SPITZ to the tune of Puttin' on the Ritz: If you're guvAnd wish you knewWhere to get loveWhy don't you doLike hypocritesProstitutin' Spitz Girls with namesYou find out afterPlay their gamesAnd soon you haftaCall it quitsProstitutin' Spitz Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hookerNow...

"Barack HUSSEIN Obama!": Say it loud, say it proud! That is the advice of the KOmmies, as we see in this THREAD, "Barack Hussein Obama." Rather than RUN from his Muslim heritage, the KOmmies are wanting Obama to EMBRACE it. So don't "Wear the Bear." CLAIM THE NAME! CAMPAIGN HUSSEIN! Yeah, well, good luck with that. The KOmmie komments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles MUHAMMAD Henrickson, filling in for P. JIHAD Comix, is in the [Barackets]: Barack Hussein Obama [Barack HUSSEIN Obama!] Please don't wince. [Why should a perfectly good traditional...

File this DUFU edition in the Karmatic Kickback department. The Left is getting a taste of their own medicine. After years, starting with the 2000 election, of attempting to litigate elections in their own favor, the Democrats are now turning the lawyering process on each other as you can see in this STORY which appeared in the Kansas City Star and other newspapers. The Hillary Clinton campaign is threatening a lawsuit over the Texas caucuses. Yeah, if you can't win at the ballot box, then overturn the results in the courtroom. That seems to be the Democrat way as...

While reading this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD titled, "Ralph Nader Makes Me Mad," I kept hearing the Max Cady LAUGH echoing in my head. KOmmie anger and frustration that Ralph Nader might once again act as a spoiler and steal the election away from the Democrats just makes me laugh. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just knew the leftwing types would have this attitude the instant I heard on Sunday that Ralph was running this year. This makes me hope the election will be close just so the Democrats will go BERSERK blaming Nader for their loss again. Oh, and if Hillary...

PJ posted my latest Obama parody yesterday. Today I want to show you that the satire is not too far from reality. Witness this KOmmieland THREAD: "American Messiah?" KOmmie keenekarl (KKK?) has more than a Chris Matthews-like man-crush on Obama. It's an ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION to the Pope of Hope. KOmmie keenekarl even kreeps out some of his fellow KOmmies--or at least they want him to scale it back, lest such unbridled Obamamania leads to a Baracklash. But before we get to the reading from keenekarl's Epistle to the KOmmies, let us join in singing our opening hymn: HELLO...

The KOmmies are worried and well they should be. It now appears that the controversy about Obama supporters hanging Che Guevara flags in an Obama campaign office in the Houston area isn't going away. One big reason is that the Obama volunteer (and precinct captain) in the picture above can't claim that she has no idea who Communist thug Che Guevara was because she, Maria Isabel, is a Cuban-American who was born in Cuba. You can find a lot about the amazing background of Obama supporter, Maria Isabel, at this recent NewsBusters BLOG. I have absolutely no idea who...

The general concensus among conservatives is that John McCain came off as tired, creepy, mean, angry, and a bit crazy in last night's Republican debate at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in the Simi Valley. However, since conservatives are generally antagonistic towards McCain, perhaps their views are a bit slanted. Therefore I decided to check on what the Left REALLY thought about McCain's performance. I couldn't rely on media reports since most of those liberals will cover for McCain because they want him nominated so he can easily be slapped down in the general election. Therefore, I decided to...

This is a continuation of yesterday's DUmmie FUnnies EDITION in which the Daily Kos KOmmies are in an uproar over Hillary trying to change the campaign rules by allowing the Michigan and Florida delegates which were stripped by the DNC to be allowed to vote at the convention this summer. You can see this outrage in this KOmmie THREAD from yesterday titled, "Hillary Clinton to Howard Dean: Screw you." I am doing this special second part DUFU for two reasons. One is because this KOmmie thread was so long it was almost impossible to cover all the responses in...

There were THREE losers in last night's New Hampshire primary: pollsters, "independent" voters, and Chris Matthews. The pollsters were losers because they were massively wrong about predicting a double digit win for Obama when he ended up losing by 3 percent. The pollsters were as wrong on this as they were on their prediction of a 2004 landslide based on the exit polls. Back then many conservatives were completely distraught when they heard the news about the exit poll results and didn't consider the possibility that not only could the exit polls be wrong but spectacularly wrong. Meanwhile, liberals...

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!" ---Captain RenaultAnd like Captain Renault, the Democrats, including Nancy Pelosi, are now shocked, shocked to find waterboarding going on in here. Thus we now have phony outrage from the Democrats over the very same waterboarding of which they were aware for five years and raised not a peep of protest until it became politically expedient to do so. The KOmmies are now having to wrestle with this hypocrisy on the part of the Democrats as you can see in this THREAD titled, "WaPo: Pelosi, briefed on waterboarding...

Have you ever signed a petition to put something on the ballot? It could be most anything. For example to prohibit the sale of cute little baby seal furs. Usually the person collecting the signatures will have several other ballot petitions for you to sign such as getting rid of mandatory car inspections or lowering property taxes or saving the Everglades or a whole host of other ballot propositions. Anybody who has ever signed ballot petitions know this is quite an ordinary procedure. The people collecting the signatures are paid for each petition filled out so they frequently have...

This is definitely a KOmmie THREAD that the Daily KOs would dearly wish to have disappeared down the memory hole. This thread titled, "Wingnut Thugs Personally Attack Soldier Serving In Iraq," was published in KOmmieland back in July. As you can see, the KOmmies are angrily attacking the "Wingnut Thugs" for daring to question the veracity of a soldier, Scott Thomas Beauchamp, whose allegations of atrocities in Iraq were published in The New Republic. One problem now for the KOmmies, it turns out that, in fact, the stories written by Beauchamp, The New Republic's Fabulist, were untrue. And WHO...

Bill Clinton has a "Truthiness" problem? GASP! Who woulda guessed? The latest problem with Bill Clinton's truthiness was set off when he declared that he was opposed to the Iraq war from the start. Problem was, as you can see in the video above, that we can see that both he and Hillary SUPPORTED that war at the beginning. Even the Daily KOs KOmmies are casting aspersions upon Bill Clinton's truthiness as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Bill Clinton's 'Truthiness' Problem." So let us now watch the KOmmies skeptically look at Bill Clinton's truthiness in Bolshevik Red...

How was your Thanksgiving? Mine was great. I did all the cooking and for the first time learned how to make my own gravy which is much superior than the canned gravy in the stores. We sat around and enjoyed the food. Then watched the tube while drinking lots of beer. All in all a very pleasant Thanksgiving. However, there is a group for whom Thanksgiving was absolutely MISERABLE this year...the KOmmies (and probably DUmmies). Yes, the KOmmies just couldn't get politics out of their heads for the holiday. For that reason it has ruined their holiday as you...

Oh Mighty Goracle! We had such faith in you as our savior to fight back against the deadly scourge of the EVIL Republicans. And now you have let us down with your announcement that all your devotees should immediately cease any efforts on your behalf. Such is the mood now in KOmmieland as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Word from Al Gore's Office: Stop Ballot initiatives." So let us now watch the KOmmies mourn the loss of the Mighty Goracle from the 2008 campaign while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that his Global Warming shtick...

It looks like the GOP Lucy has pulled the football away from the Democrat Charlie Brown by SUPPORTING loony left Dennis Kucinich in his bid to advance HR 333, his bid to impeach Dick Cheney. In a completely unexpected move that shocked the House Democrat leadership, the Republicans voted pretty much as a block AGAINST tabling the Kookcinich resolution and it now goes to the House Judiciary Committee where Kookcinich's fellow kook, John Conyers, is itching to hold hearings on impeachment. This is a total embarrassment to the House leadership of Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer who just wish...

(Later tonight the voting will begin in the 2007 Weblog Awards contest for FUnniest Blog on the Web. As soon as the voting commences, I will post the voting link here so stay tuned and check back for that later. And now on to the DUFUs....) A year ago, head KOmmie KOs and his very VERY special friend, Unknown Jerome, were highly critical of Hillary Clinton. However, recently the tone of KOmmie KOs has changed significantly. Here is what KOmmie KOs POSTED this past Monday about Hillary: Clinton is no Howard Dean. In fact, she may be the most...

All Hail the Mighty Goracle!!! He has been Canonized with the highly politicized Nobel Peace Prize!!! All who deny the Goracle as the Savior of the Planet shall be denounced as Global Warming Deniers. All who would deny the Goracle his rightful place as President shall be denounced as vicious rightwingers! All Hail the Mighty Goracle!!! As I suspected, the fact that Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize has sent the Left into a frenzy of hope that their Goracle will soon announce that he will strike down the dreaded Hildebeast by entering the 2008 presidential campaign. For...

It's finally coming to a head. Goracle worship will be reaching a fever pitch this Friday when the Swedes, acting as a branch of the DNC, will be handing the Nobel Peace Prize to Al Gore just as they did to Jimmy Carter a few years ago. Of course, the one president that really deserved the Nobel Peace Prize was Ronald Reagan who ended the Cold War but the Swedes would never have considered that possiblity in their wildest socialist imaginations. However, back to the present, there is now wild speculation in the Leftwing blogosphere that Al Gore winning...