DUmmie FUnnies 07-26-07 ("How do the White House insiders manage to remain calm?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 07-26-07 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[finnman69]

anyone else think the moonbats will be ‘after’ Pres Bush & VP Cheney and their cabinet for 20 years after they leave office, still with no successful lawsuits or indictments?

[Talking_Mouse]

It's the CFR, the Bildebergers, the Trilateral Commission, the Vatican, the Jews or "bankers" as they are sometimes called, and the National Football League. There I think I covered all the bases.

How could you miss our evil masters at the illuminati.

[Condor51]

They sleep comfortably wrapped in their flags and currency. I'm broke

Dear DUmmie.
There is a cure for that - it's called "a job". And at a "a job" you do what's called "work". And after you do this "work" you get "paid" and "paid" means that you have "money". And when you have "money" you will no longer be "broke".

And here comes the best part - when you have money and are no longer "broke" you can move out of mommies basement.

[doug from upland]

Funny comments by these guys. They should have been writing this stiff 10 years ago.

[DJ MacWoW]

When I read this, the FIRST thing that I thought of was the thread that you posted yesterday on Clintons crime machine.

[NeoCaveman]

How could you miss our evil masters at the illuminati.

I was told not to mention them :^)

[Paradox]

Wouldn't a normal person have buckled under the pressure? How is it that the Bush insiders manage to keep their cool, when any normal person would recognize the incredible trouble they're in?

People are so gullible. The same reason Clinton didn't buckle, because, basically, most of the "trouble" is manufactured by the opposition. When its a Democrat, thats about as far as it gets, when its a Republican, the the Media gets in on the act, and makes it look much worse than it really is. Its the reason Bush looks like he just manages to escape another disaster, and Lucy pulls away the football.. because the original chare was BOGUS in the first place, or so horribly blown out of proportion as to no resemble the truth in any shape or form. This has become so obvious to me at this point, its why I dont pay as much attention to the "game" they play anymore.

[Right Cal Gal]

“If I could get my hands on Bin Laden, I rip him to tiny pieces.”

Oh, isn’t dis a bwave widdle moonbat? He’d pee his pants and leave a puddle if he found himself within five feet of bin Laden.

[Incorrigible]

Nobody is more shocked about the time lapse than me!

All the other DUFU readers must be sleeping as comfortably as the Bush admin these days!

[doorgunner69]

[DUmmie meds expertise kicking in here.]

LOL! Just what I was thinking: it is amazing they know so much about drugs that I have never heard of.

Guess I don't get out enough............

[rdl6989]

How did that Wal-mart concentration camp thing get started?

[franksolich]

EVERY night I get over 8 hours of REFRESHING sleep. Before only 5 to 6 hours of sleep interrupted a least a half dozen times.

Maybe in this new place, you and the wife have separate bedrooms?

Just kidding.

[Budge]

And, apparently, they are sustained by a network or circle that we don't even understand or never see. Somewhere in their lives, they cut away from the rest of us and decided that they were entitled to live by a separate set of rules. And then, they make it up as they go along.

Oh, I understand...just like Bill and Hitlery!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Wouldn't a normal person have buckled under the pressure?

Another scary glimpse into the liberal mind. If there is any pressure, buckle under it and cry and SCREAM for the government to come help.

[Cloverfarm]

“... Good news, DUmmies! You can now form your own exclusive secret network-—the Illiteratti.]...”

Hey, no fair — this one needed a bevvy alert! Illiterati. Love the sound of that.

[Paul Heinzman]

They never made me sleepy; they just calmed my panic attacks.

They never calmed you either, they just made your panic attacks sound crazier.

[Paul Heinzman]

Knowing you will waltz out of the White House with millions in a Nassau bank tend to soothe nerves.

It'll be more of a Texas two-step.

[Paul Heinzman]

I suspect in some undisclosed location there's a very large pile of dead prostitutes.

I would hope it is undisclosed; having a pile of dead prostitutes that everyone knows about just strikes me as, well, unpleasant.

[Paul Heinzman]

Nothing of consequence will ever happen to them. None of them will ever see a day of jail time. Why would they be worried?

Precisely. They haven't done anything illegal.

[Paul Heinzman]

And, apparently, they are sustained by a network or circle that we don't even understand or never see.

You can't see the network of contrails? The circle around the sun?