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problems with my ZOT
Posted on 03/14/2008 9:50:42 AM PDT by beccix
i can not connect to my interent it keeps telling me my domain name server configuration is wrong how do i repair this
TOPICS: Computers/Internet
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:50:42 AM PDT
by
beccix
To: beccix
You signed on today to tell us that you can’t connect to the internet?
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:52:05 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Tracking The "Flyin' Imams" Since 11/20/06)
To: beccix; rdb3; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; GodGunsandGuts; CyberCowboy777; Salo; Bobsat; JosephW; ...
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:53:34 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: beccix
..then how did you post this?
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:53:38 AM PDT
by
mnehrling
(The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand)
To: ClearCase_guy
No, he/she is attempting to connect to their “interent”.
That’s the problem.
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:54:01 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Tracking The "Flyin' Imams" Since 11/20/06)
To: beccix
To: beccix
i can not connect to my interent Try using the internet the rest of us use..You know, the one you used to post your topic.
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:54:15 AM PDT
by
SGCOS
(Life's a bitch, we don't need to elect one.)
To: beccix
You signed up here to post this?
Dell has a great support site!
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:54:35 AM PDT
by
najida
(Your advice is like offering a Twinkie to Julia Childs.)
To: martin_fierro
this thread is screaming your name.
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:55:02 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
No, he/she is attempting to connect to their “interent”.Aha!
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:56:07 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Nice job, Hillary. Now go home and get your shine box.)
To: Constitution Day
probably wants to surf pron on it too....
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:56:34 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: beccix
Without getting into a lot of parm setting; presuming that your computer’s internet connection had been working, your best bet may be to simply shut down and then restart the computer. It’s surprising how that can cure a world of problems on a PC.
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posted on
03/14/2008 9:58:13 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: beccix
You beccix? Take two aspirin and post us in the morning.
To: beccix
You need to beg your domainatrix for a spanking.
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:01:44 AM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(Remember, no matter how bad your life is, someone is watching and enjoying your suffering.)
To: beccix
It would help to give more information about your set up, your computer, your operating system, your hardware, etc.
But, you might try shutting down your pc and your modem. After 20 seconds or so, turn them back on.
If you are using Win XP, you might try clicking on Start Button >> Settings >> Network Connections
Right click on Local Area Connection and select Repair.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:01:48 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: beccix
This sounds series. You need to 1) keep the moose away from your sister and 2) have some cheese.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:04:55 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(Democrats lie because they must.)
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:06:01 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: Old Sarge
psst...over here. someone is not logged in.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:07:02 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: beccix; Constitution Day; xsmommy
To: beccix
The problem’s obvious...
The DNS settings are obviously dirty and must be washed out. This is generally caused by surfing too much pr0n or unsafe sites like DU or the NY Times...
Pour a hot bath for you and your PC, pour in a box of epsom salts, then you’ll have to open the case and wash out your settings.
That should take care of your problem.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:11:49 AM PDT
by
rock_lobsta
(Client #10)
To: beccix; Admin Moderator
Don't worry. She will take care of you.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:12:31 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(Tribal name: 'One with many knives in back')
To: martin_fierro
Wikipedia told me you died. Glad to see you’re OK.
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:13:28 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:14:08 AM PDT
by
JZelle
To: beccix
How can I help you with my internet, son?
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:14:46 AM PDT
by
Frank Sheed
(Fr. V. R. Capodanno, Lt, USN, Catholic Chaplain. 3rd/5th, 1st Marine Div., FMF. MOH, posthumously.)
To: beccix
Still checking..
You see anything Herschel?
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:17:31 AM PDT
by
mnehrling
(The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand)
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:17:54 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: bamahead; ClearCase_guy
Nobody ever dies on Teh Intarweb.
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:21:41 AM PDT
by
Frank Sheed
(Fr. V. R. Capodanno, Lt, USN, Catholic Chaplain. 3rd/5th, 1st Marine Div., FMF. MOH, posthumously.)
To: beccix
One of your intertubes is gebust. Check the floor - do you have a bunch of packets all over the place? Even if you can't see them, they're there.
What I do, see, is get out the old Shop-Vac and run it all over the computer room. Then I put the hose into the computer and switch 'er over from suck to blow. You won't believe the difference that makes in your computer's performance.
To: beccix
You must be a DUmmie. How else could you explain haveing a problem like the one you described, yet be able to post something on the site (on the internet)?
DDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUde.
You need a....
ZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:30:15 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
To: Billthedrill
Then I put the hose into the computer and switch 'er over from suck to blow. <<<<--Illegal in 37 States!
To: roaddog727
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:35:22 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: najida
Dell has a great support site!Hahahahahahahahaha. Good one!
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:39:48 AM PDT
by
processing please hold
( "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.")
To: beccix; martin_fierro; xsmommy
To: mnehrling
I love those pictures, they always make me smile.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:46:30 AM PDT
by
processing please hold
( "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.")
To: beccix
All URL Base Are Belong To Us.
To: beccix
We'll need your real name and location/address so that we can send out our tech squad.
Hurry! We don't have much time!
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:51:36 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: beccix
To: Frank Sheed
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:52:28 AM PDT
by
processing please hold
( "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.")
To: beccix; Xenalyte
MSTie reference:
“Looking for UART at FX1050? What does that mean?”
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:57:34 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Still looking for UART at FX1050)
To: Larry Lucido
Ah, I’ll just post the whole thing. It’s a classic.
Mike: You might wanna be careful, hi everybody, welcome to the Satellite of Love! You’re just in time to see ol’ Crow here log onto the Information Superhighway! Why don’t you tell us about your system there, Crow?
Crow: Oh, you know. It’s just a multimedia package, nothing special. A 90 mHz. Pentium with 32 megs of RAM and a quadruple speed NEC CD-ROM, Soundblaster 16 multi-CD sound card, I threw that in... And a Courier v.24 38 Kbaud modem.
Servo: And you think that’ll make you happy, huh?
Crow: Yeah! Accessing SLIP server... Entering my IP address... Okay... Crow@biteme.com... Hahaha... And... ENTER!
Servo: Huh? “Server timed out, try again”?
Crow: Oh. I can read, thank you! Must’ve typed the wrong parameters...
Mike: But soon, you will be merging onto the Information...
Crow: That’s right, Mike! I’ll be pulling out into the Information Superhighway... and... uh... traffic... well, uh...
Mike: Looks like it locked up, huh?
Servo: “Looking for UART at FX1050”? What does that mean?
Crow: I DON’T KNOW!!! I must’ve configured my com ports incorrectly. You know, I’ll just assign my modem to a different com port and get back into my SLIP server and... uh...
Servo: Woah!
Mike: Locked up tight!
Servo: “Looking for UART at FX1050.”
Crow: I CAN READ!!! Don’t you think I can read?!
Servo: Gee, sorry!
Crow: Alright! Okay... I’ll try this... “LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY YOU STUPID LITTLE...”
Servo: “Still looking for UART at FX1050.”
Crow: LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!!! I WANT ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!
Mike: We’ll be right back! Careful with that! Calm down! Calm down!
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:59:22 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Still looking for UART at FX1050)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:59:44 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Still looking for UART at FX1050)
To: mnehrling
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 12:18:57 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Both dim candidates promise change and/or hope. I don't think the USA can afford their message.)
To: beccix; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP
i can not connect to my interent...... Hmmm.....
Not to worry.....
I used to have problems when I tried to use the interent.....
I switched to the Internet.....
Problem solved....
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posted on
03/14/2008 12:50:20 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
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