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DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-08 (DUmmie Flees FISA Like The Von Trapp Family)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2008 | DUmmie Oregone, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/11/2008 3:33:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Sonja Schmidt is back with another edition of NewsBusted. Check it out just before you flee over the mountains to escape the evil clutches of FISA.
1 posted on 07/11/2008 3:33:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/11/2008 3:35:27 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

You’re up early this morning


3 posted on 07/11/2008 3:44:45 AM PDT by NEPA (Save a cow, tip a beer)
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To: PJ-Comix

5?


4 posted on 07/11/2008 3:49:39 AM PDT by roaddog727 (BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, I was online when you posted, read it and still reply this early.

Maybe we can encourage this trend :-)


5 posted on 07/11/2008 3:51:48 AM PDT by Roses0508
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To: PJ-Comix

OK, now that’s some funny stuff right there. Shaking my head and laughing.

You nailed it - Drama Queen is spot on.


6 posted on 07/11/2008 3:55:36 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (<===Non-bitter, Gun-totin', Typical White American)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


7 posted on 07/11/2008 3:56:26 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Free Lazamataz!! Some shipping and handling charges may apply, some assembly required)
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To: NEPA
You’re up early this morning

I have to be. Last week my wife (without telling me) bought a new car and a vacation condo. Now I have to work much earlier just to pay the bills.

8 posted on 07/11/2008 3:57:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

top ten?


9 posted on 07/11/2008 3:57:47 AM PDT by Mercat (For if their purpose or activity is of human origin, it will fail.)
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To: PJ-Comix

He isn’t going anywhere. He just wants to rant.


10 posted on 07/11/2008 4:05:04 AM PDT by AdaGray
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To: PJ-Comix

I feel for you. I can’t afford either. I wouldn’t want the condo but my vehicles are both going downhill fast but my heating oil budget makes it impossible to even consider a car loan for at least a year. If oil prices don’t go down I’m screwed.


11 posted on 07/11/2008 4:06:42 AM PDT by NEPA (Save a cow, tip a beer)
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To: PJ-Comix
I left the USA 09/30/2005. Took the easy way. By marriage. But in other ways, it hasn't been easy, since everything here is so different, including the language. But that's part of the challenge, and the fun. And I've recently gained permanent residency in my new hometown Kiev, Ukraine.

Hahahaha...this DUmmie moves to a country that has been fighting for centuries and now is right in the middle of a new Cold War between the US and Russia...with the hated US as their supporter. Wonder how this DUmmie will feel when the US saves her a$$?

12 posted on 07/11/2008 4:15:19 AM PDT by gate2wire
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The irony is that FISA only grants the President powers that the securuty services of virtually every other country in the world, including Canada, England and Sweden have as a matter of course and that no one seriously questions.

If you think the security services of Panama are going to be more considerate of your privacy than in this country it clearly demonstrates that you are seriously delusional.


13 posted on 07/11/2008 4:19:09 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Hillary to Obama: Arkancide happens.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

“If you think the security services of Panama are going to be more considerate of your privacy than in this country it clearly demonstrates that you are seriously delusional.”

Ha, excellent point. I can hear this DUmmie now, being arrested in Panama, screaming “but I’m am American citizen.”


14 posted on 07/11/2008 4:22:45 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
we are only taking what we can carry with us,

In other words, everything they own.

15 posted on 07/11/2008 4:23:26 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Mandatory marriage counseling. I’d be wearing my wife’s skin for a hat if she pulled that crap on me. =D


16 posted on 07/11/2008 4:29:36 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Who the hell do I vote for now?))
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The other main reason DUmmies get so worked up over the issue of government surveillance (besides wanting to help foreign terrorists) is that many of them are up to no good as well. Here's an example...

Charging the 2000 presidential election was 'rigged', the DUmmies swore they were not going to allow it to happen again in 2004 (Kerry defeated like Al Gore in 2000).

Arming the Left: Is the time now?
Post from: Lori Price CLG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-2004 11:17 PM
Response to Reply #10

16. Yes, spread the word, even if you *didn't* read it, that there *will* be riots! Yes! Riots, and a whole lot more!..."

Democratic Underground blogger ("happyslug": 1000+ posts) responds...

"if it is decided to fight, be prepared to fight, bring a backpack, entrenching tool, tent, and other equipment of an Infantrymen. You will need it for Bush and his supporters decides it is better to fight than to accept the will of the people, the fight to overthrow them will be a long fight."

"...it takes three things to overthrow a tyrant;...

1. Popular support, you must have the majority of the people on your side (i.e. Democracy, even the Communists and Islamics both try to show they have the Support of the Majority of the People),

2. Organization to perform the overthrow (This is why Madison wrote the First like he did, these are HOW you organize an opposition. Without the First it is hard to organize an opposition and any resistence organized in absence of the rights stated in the First tend to be as tyrannical as what you are opposing)

3. Weapons to push the issue if the leadership that is being overthrown tries to use force to stay in power. You have to be willing to answer force with force. Weapons do not overthrow a tyrant, weapons just protect the people who are overthrowing a tyrant."

"Now, you may say "Hay, you are talking about Islamic and/or Communists groups not 'Western Liberal resistence groups'". And you would be correct. As I said in the beginning the first step in a guerilla war against a tyrant is to first organize. The Islamic and Communists Groups were the best at organizing people. "Western Liberal Resistence Groups" were less effective in organizing resistence groups (And less liked by the CIA and KGB who tended to fund these groups, remember any war is expensive, money talks).

Furthermore since most Islamic and Communist groups tend to be the first groups outlawed they tend to go underground first. Once underground they start to organize and as other groups are outlawed those groups tend to join the opposition which tends to be either Islamic or Communistic. Once outlawed these groups also tend to be controlled by the most fanatic opponents of the Tyrants and these tend to be either Islamic or Communistic. Thus to oppose the Tyrants you have to support a side with enough discipline to get the job done and that tend to be Communist or Islamic."

"...Any weapons we resort to must be "real" weapons not pistols. i.e. Rifles and shotguns. Due to concerns of re-supply (you have to plan for a long battle) such weapons should be limited to very small number of different rounds. Generally restrict yourself to the following rounds:

5.56x 45 (.223 Remington) 7.62x 63 (30-06) 7.62x 51 (.308 Winchester or 7.62 NATO) 7.62 x 39 (7.62mm Russian 7.62 AK Round) 12 Gauge Shotgun. 30-30 Winchester."

"You have more weapons in the above calibers than any other calibers thus should be your first choice in weapons. Saying this I must point out I like the 7x57 and 7.92x57 Mauser rounds and the M1898 Mauser Bolt action Rifle, but the 7.92 (sometime called 8mm Mauser) but these rounds are less common than the above and thus harder to obtain when re-supply is needed (and re-supply will be needed if the struggle lasts for any length of time).

Re-supply of Ammunition has always been the bane of any military operations. Without ammunition you can not fight. To get you ammunition, it is easier if we can keep the number of different rounds to a minimum (i.e. 5.56x45 and 7.62x51). I list the 30-06 and 30-30 winchester rounds for these are two VERY popular rounds and ammunition for both are easy to obtain (the same with the 12 Gauge shotgun). I list the 7.62 AK round do to the huge number of SKSs and AKs imported since the fall of the Soviet Union. I list it for while there are probably more 30-30s and 30-06 rifles out they than 7.62 Aks and SKSs, the Aks and SKSs may very while outnumber the rifles in 5.56x45 and 7.62 NATO.

Also, if it is decided to fight, be prepared to fight, bring a backpack, entrenching tool, tent, and other equipment of an Infantrymen. You will need it for Bush and his supporters decides it is better to fight than to accept the will of the people, the fight to overthrow them will be a long fight."

[end of excerpts...but many other just as crazy thoughts found at the following link. This thread continued for THREE entire weeks before the moderator finally stepped in. But as of today, Tuesday, July 11, 2008, the thread is still up on the Democratic Underground website.-ETL]

Democratic Underground Discussion Board
Topic: "Arming the Left: Is the time now?":
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x41313

"Lori Price CLG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-04 11:17 PM Response to Reply #10
16. Yes, spread the word, even if you *didn't* read it, that there *will* be riots! Yes! Riots, and a whole lot more!..."

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CLG General Manager is Lori Price.

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Ready for Revolution? Join CLG's Revolution Tactics Group and Get Ready to Overthrow the Establishment.
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17 posted on 07/11/2008 4:30:53 AM PDT by ETL (Plenty of REAL smoking-gun evidence on the demonRats at my FR home page)
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To: LambChop_NY
Sweetie Ping.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

18 posted on 07/11/2008 4:35:07 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: ETL

DUmb DUmmies....the 60’s “revolutionaries” ARE the “establishment” now.


19 posted on 07/11/2008 4:40:43 AM PDT by visualops (artlife.us -nature photography desktop wallpapers)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hysterical. Between the liberals not having many children and leaving, we may be able to rid ourselves of some of them. If only they weren’t teaching children in the schools.


20 posted on 07/11/2008 4:41:09 AM PDT by Pinkbell (Don't blame me, I supported Duncan Hunter.)
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