DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-08 (DUmmie Flees FISA Like The Von Trapp Family)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2008 | DUmmie Oregone, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Captain Rhino]

Goodbye to all who are fleeing “FISA” land. You won't be missed.

Don't come back soon. In fact, don't come back at all.

Oh, and if you do get into trouble out there, don't call the U.S. Embassy for help. Those services really are only meant for genuine Americans.

And when things go south in your new paradise of freedom and it turns into Dhimmiland, don't expect the Marines to come and risk their lives to rescue your sorry, ungrateful carcass.

Once you do get to wherever it is that you are going, be good enough to renounce your U.S. citizenship to the State Department. There are literally millions upon millions of persons from other parts of the world willing to risk everything, up to and including their lives, to have what you consider a cheap thing of little value.

Now, now, none of this patriotism of dissent talk. The priviledge of using that defense for their actions (even if they are wrong) only belongs to those people who are brave enough stay and fight here. (And it doesn't require a lot of bravery since the protestors know they are under no threat from their government. No threat unless they really are engaged in terrorism-related activities, that is.)

One last thing.

Do try to take less counsel of your fears. Fear really is the mind killer.

[tiredoflaundry]

Darn you! I read this while DUmpster diving yesterday! My sides were so sore for hours!

Now, you go ahead and DUFU it, and I'm in pain again!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! :0)

[Arrowhead1952]

Today, with the passing of the FISA bill, will also serve as the anniversary of the last night that I sleep in my own home, shop in my small hometown, and watch our all-American programming. As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey of emigration.

[So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu
To you and you and you. ]

Please, please, please take a few hundred other DUmmies with you when you leave.

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The bottom line was, ‘change’ was nothing more than a mere word, and nothing short of a revolution was going to make a difference.

[Recycled Das Krapital as recited by a DUmmie.]

Just words?

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I do believe that if McCain wins, we might just be headed for Panama on a permanent basis a lot sooner than I'd have thought just a week ago.

[I'm not at all enthusiastic about McCain but you have just given me an incentive to vote for him if it means you will exile yourself to Panama.]

Hey DUmmie, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

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Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime, and frankly, some things are downright insane -- but this is home.

[A DUmmie with an inferiority complex.]

DUmmie land is an insane asylum! Who didn't know that?

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It's a very sick country and I see nothing happening to move it back to anything resembling what it once was. The healthiest thing to do is to leave a sick country.

[Yup! Absolutely no confidence in redemption by the beloved Obamassiah.]

Well DUmmie, we never had a communist government, so how bad could it be if BO gets elected.

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God Save The Queen!

[God Save The Drama Queen!]

OH NO! A DUmmie actually typing God with out the D*** addition.

[xtinct]

Newsbusted... excellent... Dan Rather crack ..priceless

Each time I read what the DUmmies have to say I wish I'd become a shrink $$$$

[gate2wire]

“Nelson Mandella now hates black people.” :-)

[Gay State Conservative]

The first thing you must do upon arrival in your new Nirvana is to go to the nearest US Embassy/Consulate and tell the receptionist that you and your entire family are there to renounce your US citizenship.

[bcsco]

Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime [15 years], and frankly, some things are downright insane [me] -- but this is home [my asylum].

It's easy to read between the lines with these DUmmies.

[Dumpster Baby]

I read this while DUmpster diving yesterday! My sides were so sore for hours!

Did you find my brother?

Meanwhile, I hope the doofus enjoys the UK

[chesley]

we are only taking what we can carry with us

In other words, everything they own.

Plus, whatever they can steal or borrow from their neighbors.

[Ditter]

The sooner these morons leave the better off the rest of us will be.

[HangThemHigh]

Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime [15 years], and frankly, some things are downright insane [me] -- but this is home [my asylum].

It's easy to read between the lines with these DUmmies.

Exactly what I was thinking - not old enough to remember Carter.

[MrB]

If only they weren’t teaching children in the schools.

Teach 'em yourself.

[MrB]

These DUmmies must be making a lot of calls to

KNOWN FOREIGN TERRORISTS

if they’re this afraid of the bill..

And the telling part of the issue is the exact detail that they are up in arms about -

the ability to sue businesses that helped the feds prevent the next attack immediately after 9/11.

So, are they sorry that the next attack was foiled,
or are they sorry that telecoms didn’t turn out their pockets for the ACLU to plunder,
or are they sorry that the telecoms will be willing to help prevent future attacks....

[bcsco]

not old enough to remember Carter...

Or Reagan, or Bush 1...

[Veggie Todd]

If enough people abandon Obama because of his vote, it will set up the close race with McCain that will make it possible for the Repubs to steal another one.

It's funny how they think McCain will "steal" the election if he gets more votes. But if their precious Barry gets more votes, then it's a win, not a steal.

[tiredoflaundry]

;0)

[Army Air Corps]

I would be out of this police state in a heartbeat if I could.

Yup, police armed with machineguns on nearly every street corner, man. Like, the MAN controlling your access to the ' net an' stuff, dude.

I have been to a real police state and, li'l DUmmie, the US doesn't even scratch the surface of being a police state.

[Be Free]

What a hissy fit! Wait ‘til they experience first-hand how much freedom they have here relative to just about any other country they could choose.

Just as long as they’re all gone before they can vote in November, I’m good with it all! Bon voyage!

[Gay State Conservative]

And please - don’t flee to Canada. We’re fucked up enough, as it is..

Canada is,in fact,where this clown is headed...British Columbia to be precise.

But look at it this way...being Canadian which of these options would you prefer for your country.....

1)15,000,000 Mexicans arriving (uninvited) at your border,penniless,expecting *you* to learn *their* language,riddled with TB and God-knows-what else,fully prepared to take full advantage of every social welfare program you have....or:

A few thousand aging American hippies,almost all of whom speak your main language,sporting gray ponytails and trust funds and who,for the most part,are capable of writing computer software or a blistering expose of how many secret Nazis there are in your current government...