DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-08 (DUmmies React To John Edwards Scandal Admission)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

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They still love him. He has a nice smile.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“Jesus. I bought his lie hook line and sinker”

There, I’m putting that quote in my profile. Yes, that’s the problem we face— people are gullible. The democrat party is NOT vetting its candidates. That’s why their conspiracy theories go nowhere and we keep hitting pay dirt. We don’t even have to look. These scandals just keep falling into our laps.

[Fundamentally Fair]

196. Hubby said this morning that he could imagine how a guy would stray with an ill wife for a long time. I think that clinches it for me. I've always suspected him of cheating while I was confined to bed from 17-36 weeks with risk of losing the baby. Damn him. Now instead of being 75% sure, I'd put it at 95% sure. Damn men and their penises.

Just...wow.

[Fundamentally Fair]

196. Hubby said this morning that he could imagine how a guy would stray with an ill wife for a long time. I think that clinches it for me. I've always suspected him of cheating while I was confined to bed from 17-36 weeks with risk of losing the baby. Damn him. Now instead of being 75% sure, I'd put it at 95% sure. Damn men and their penises.

Just...wow.

[RichInOC]

“Hey, Barry! What say we blow this pop stand and go chase some skirt?”

“You’re either on the bus or you’re under the bus.”

[Paul Heinzman]

Is there anything you can’t do with that picture? You’re the MacGyver of comedy with Photoshop and that picture.

[They'reGone2000]

That bus has got to be getting pretty smelly. Oh, sure, you can hose of the sides and the tires, but that exhaust system is pretty hot, and parts get stuck and fused to it, and every time you start up the bus the putrid stink warms up and permeates to the point that all the pine tree air fresheners in Beijing cabs can’t cover the stench.

That's when it's time to INFLATE THOSE TIRES!

[decal]

“The idea that Barack would even think about cheating on Michelle is so ridiculous and unbelievable that I cannot even imagine it!”

May we quote you on that?

[YdontUleaveLibs]

I hate when peopel lie and it is so obviously a lie. Yeah the affair ended in 2006 /sarc.

[Charles Henrickson]

Tires INFLATED! Less gasoline needed AND more room under the bus!

[Charles Henrickson]

Taping a Rielle-ity show:

[visualops]

The short bus. Coincidence? I think not. :)

[They'reGone2000]

Touche!

P.S. Taped reaction from O'Bambi to the Edwards scandal coming up on Larry King Barely Alive. Deeply saddened, no doubt.

[JavaJumpy]

This is the one that made me snort:

“The Penis will always get you in to trouble

[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]”

[mikrofon]

A pox upon you, John Edwards

Small pox, perhaps?

(and only that, if he's lucky)

[mikrofon]

The idea that Barack would even think about cheating on Michelle is so ridiculous and unbelievable that I cannot even imagine it!

The one thing that Obama DOES know is that Ma Belle can (and probably already has) wipe the floor with his scrawny hide...

[mikrofon]

"How many now? Five, that I'm aware of (I think)"

[mikrofon]

LOL — “the image that keeps on giving”!

[HangThemHigh]

And the irony award goes to:
God, what is it about married men who can't keep it in their pants? F*ck them.

[The KG9 Kid]

"... He was no leader...he was the slick talking used car salesman they warned us about. ... total fraud."

Dear Democractic Underground poster,

I don't blame you for being tricked. Charismatic sociopaths get away with quite a lot in this world when they say the things that people think they want to hear even though they don't mean a word of it.

Now that you've conceded that you were tricked by the rehearsed ersatz sincerity of a blow-dried trial lawyer who has no problem lying to your face with puppy dog eyes, perhaps you'll give more consideration to the following:

You're about to cast your vote for another fancyboy lawyer with a freshly-squared uptown fade haircut who basically amounts to nothing more than a minor Chicago city alderman in experience jiving you with his phony black preacher schtick that works on you because you've never seen a religious huckster show before. Off-script he's a stammering stuttering neophyte displaying a tremendous lack of wisdom and understanding.

Before today, he never even knew where the former USSR satellite nation of Georgia was located or why the Russians are sending tank columns there, just like every other pop-culture nitwit in this nation that you like to pretend you're superior to in intellect.

Just think about that for a little while between commercial breaks.

Have an enjoyable weekend.