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DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-08 (DUmmies React To John Edwards Scandal Admission)
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| August 8, 2008
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 08/08/2008 3:56:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't want to bring your DUFU down, but I'd like to ask Mr. John Edwards some questions. I doubt he's a lurker or a DUFU pingee, and I think these things called "Open Letters" are silly because why would a VIP read something from a nobody like me but here goes.
Dear John,
I made fun of your $400 haircuts and Pink Sapphire facials. It was all in good fun because real men don't usually do that sort of thing; for a real man ten bucks for a haircut is pretty steep and facial means something different to us. But being a real man is something more that that superficial crap.
What really makes a man a man is strength. Not physical or mental strength but moral strength. For those of us who live in the "other America" and don't want your Socialist help, it is the strength to get up in the morning and drive to work and drive home to our families and do that again and again and again.
For some of us, we come home to a wife who is exhausted, nauseated, devastated from having poison pumped into her veins to kill this vile disease. A wife so selfless that she's worried more about how YOU feel and how the KIDS feel than how SHE feels.
All right, answer me these questions:
When Elizabeth would get dressed in the morning and gasp for air afterwards, did that affect you?
Has hearing Elizabeth's gasping for air made you cry, just thinking about it?
When Elizabeth cried and said she had so much to tell her children but so little time, did that affect you?
Have you met Elizabeth's oncology nurses and see them as the angels that they are?
You don't have to answer those questions. If you ever did any one of them, you never would have cheated on her, you [I'm going to just type roughly the same number of letters that the trail of obscene epithets I want to throw at John Edwards. It's quite a lot. This is not just adultery; this is undue stress on Elizabeth, a cancer patient. This is a lot of letters; I don't think there are enough swear words in the English language to cover all these letter. We're going to need other languages for all the nasty names.]
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:11:09 PM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Damn men and their penises!)
To: dead
LOL!!! By George dead, you’ve done it again!
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:13:40 PM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Fundamentally Fair
83
posted on
08/08/2008 8:16:36 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
To: Billthedrill; PJ-Comix
No Bill, there is a room full of people here that just did the same and also concur that they understand why you did. Schadenfreude my friend, DUmmies exist for us to laugh at.
Thanks PJ, this is a classic.
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:39:59 PM PDT
by
JerseyDvl
(BHO-The Manchurian Muslim Candidate)
To: Charles Henrickson
She looks kinda cute in that pic. Silky Pony looks fabulous, as always.
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:41:04 PM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Damn men and their penises!)
To: PJ-Comix
My heart aches for Elizabeth, even though we agree about almost nothing. It’s hard for me to laugh at this, but it is interesting to see their reaction to their fallen hero.
There’s a pattern here. They’re finally seeing the Clintons the way we’ve seen them for 16 years, and now John Edwards...
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:49:08 PM PDT
by
Purrcival
(Sign the petition at http://www.callbackcongress.com/)
To: Roscoe Karns
OK, I give up. You got me, you made me laugh!
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:57:47 PM PDT
by
Purrcival
(Sign the petition at http://www.callbackcongress.com/)
To: dead
Oh, no...that is just wrong. :)
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:00:49 PM PDT
by
Purrcival
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To: Charles Henrickson
She looks just a little bit like Rexella Van Impe in that picture.
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:02:31 PM PDT
by
Purrcival
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To: PJ-Comix
Why didn’t any of these DUmmies say this stuff about Bill Clinton? I know DU didn’t exist then, but you know what I mean.
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:10:00 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
To: Roscoe Karns
Roscoe, you’re an FR treasure.
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:21:03 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
To: PJ-Comix
"Damn men and their penises."
They should just make this the new Democrat party motto.
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:25:14 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(American secret agent in enemy territory (Cambridge, MA))
To: Paul Heinzman
I wish Elizabeth would sue his candy ass into the "other America," but I suppose she's too nice for that. If I were her, it's not how I'd want to spend my last few months.
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:31:04 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
To: decal
Dang, how does it not occur to them that they were saying that exact stuff about Edwards just a couple of months ago?
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:39:18 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
To: PJ-Comix
"Jesus. I bought his lie hook line and sinker." A DUmmie believed the silky pony? Now there's a shocker.
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:45:59 PM PDT
by
libs_kma
(NOBAMA. Keep the change)
To: Paul Heinzman
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posted on
08/08/2008 9:50:36 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
To: PJ-Comix
AAAAAAAAARGH! Someone quick, I'm in need of an intervention. Doctor, please up my meds!There's so much material there.
97
posted on
08/08/2008 10:12:08 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( I'm a carbon based human being, a Carbonated-American)
To: Paul Heinzman
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posted on
08/08/2008 11:32:46 PM PDT
by
beckysueb
(Drill here! Drill now!)
To: Purrcival
Now if they would just wake up and see Obama for what he is.
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posted on
08/08/2008 11:33:59 PM PDT
by
beckysueb
(Drill here! Drill now!)
To: PJ-Comix
He just ruined his political career. The person I had originally hoped would be the next President just committed political suicide. [Perhaps Will Pitt can now become his press secretary.]
Hey now. Didn't all you DUmmies say "It's only sex when X-42, the bent one, did the same thing?" He didn't commit political sucide, DUmmies all the world over praised him.
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posted on
08/09/2008 4:42:05 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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