DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-08 (DUmmies React To John Edwards Scandal Admission)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Argus]

he was the slick talking used car salesman they warned us about.

And who might "they" be, hmmm?

FReepers!

[Roscoe Karns]

[PJ-Comix]

LOL! I just saved that pic to my computer for future use.

[PJ-Comix]

Any chance of getting a larger size version of the same pic?

[doosee]

Looks like Edwards will have to give up the senior statesman goal and go back to ambulance chasing. Maybe he can represent Elliot Spitzer.

[weegee]

>>LOSER. Why didn't you just surf to a porn web site and spank the monkey really quick and rush back to your wife's side? America does NOT NEED YOU. Go away and goodbye.

[The Edwards 2012 campaign is looking forward to your contribution.]

So is dubyadubyadubya.hotgirlzwhowanttohearhowmydaddyworkedinamill.sex...

[weegee]

Because it’d be a toss up who’d win the swimsuit competition at this point, Lewinsky or Hunter...

[Dutch Boy]

They are in shock that what seemed a wonderful and carrying guy like Edwards in there eyes was a creep just like the right said he was.

This is not a good year for democrat icons. Their icon, Bill Clinton showed his true colors as a raving madman as he lost his temper on camera several times. Hillary’s coronation was crushed by a newcomer. The newcomer Obama is turning into a dud. The steamroller Spitzer was unseated by ego and libido. The mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick was arrested. What an amazing year that I can only hope continues.

[weegee]

The more pretenders to the throne crash and burn “by their own deeds”, the more the heir apparent is The One. The Obamessiah. The golden child.

[Roscoe Karns]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h124/Roscoe_Karns/cryingDUmmie4.jpg

[weegee]

I won’t believe it’s Christmas yet until Kerry’s military records come out...

[Charles Henrickson]

Welcome back, RK. You been gone a while. Got a written excuse?

[bannie]

OR...maybe it’s because clintons simply kill people who get in the way.

[Paul Heinzman]

I wish Elizabeth would sue his candy ass into the "other America," but I suppose she's too nice for that. My impression of her is that she is in that minority of liberals who really care. She thinks with her heart, and I understand that; it's a powerful organ, always in competition with the brain. This is where there is room for debate.

Her husband, in this case, let the little head do the thinking for the big head. The penis is not an organ--it's an appendage. By any measure of simple human decency, whether you think more with the head or the heart, this is vile.

Rant off (for now). This really has my blood boiling, and I'm trying my best to sublimate it into humor, but I have some questions for the esteemed gentleman from North Carolina that I may be posting here later.

[Charles Henrickson]

"That's not the John Edwards I knew."

MY HOPES
Tune: "High Hopes"

Next time you choose
To get your name in the news
There's a bridge to be burned
Guess what--you lose

Just what made my Reverend Wright
Think his racist rants were alright
Everyone knows in a tight fight
I need votes that are white

But he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes

So if we've been friends very long
But you do me wrong
There's no longer an "us"
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus

When scandals break
And you've made a mistake
There's a bridge to be burned
My name's at stake

My pal Rezko got me a house
Room for me, my kids, and my spouse
But losin' a trial has aroused doubts
Now I think he's a louse

'Cause he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes

So if you've been a friend of mine
Better get in line
Your turn's comin' like thus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus

('Cause he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes)

So if you make my numbers slip
You'll soon take a trip
Where you're covered with dust
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
The bus!

[Paul Heinzman]

"That's not the John Edwards I knew."

That line is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Paul Heinzman]

Oh, I don't know. I'd say he's total pure ADULTERATED trash.

Post. Of. The. Day.

[Roscoe Karns]

I got caught up in The Golden Girls week long tv marathon. Absolutely riveting stuff!

[Enchante]

Well I have the title for the Hollywood movie that should be made about the downfall of John Edwards with his hot video-cam mistress:

“SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE”

[well known indy film about adultery, from about 20 years ago, for anyone who doesn't get the reference - the film that made names for Steven Soderbergh and the Sundance Film Festival]